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Irish Style

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  • 12-12-2007 12:33am
    #1
    BRIAN1956
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭


    Pat from the Dublin goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute.
    He asks her, "How much do you charge for the hour?"
    "100 euros," she replies.
    So he asks, "Okay do you do Irish style?"
    She says "No!"
    He then asks her, "I'll pay you 200 euros to do it Irish style?"
    She again says no, not knowing what Irish style was!
    So he then offers her 300 euros. Again she declines his offer.
    So finally he says, "I'll give you 500 euros to go Irish style with
    me!"

    Finally she agrees thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over 10
    years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request
    from weirdo's from every corner of the world.
    How bad could Irish style be?"
    So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way
    and in every possible position.
    Finally, after several intense hours they finish.
    Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much.
    But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the
    'Irish style' come in?"
    Pat replies . . . "I'll pay you next week"


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