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  • 12-12-2007 4:50pm
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    EdgarAllenPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,686 ✭✭✭


    I need a bit of help, my mam is organising a christmas play for her patients and she plans to have one of those scenes were the news is made up of stories like "all the toilets in town have been stolen and the gardai have nothing to go on."

    I can only think of a few but if someone could come up with a few or point me in the direction of a website that has something similar that would be very helpful.


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    MrJoeSoap
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    Go topical!

    Iraqi Head Seeks Arms


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    EdgarAllenPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,686 ✭✭✭EdgarAllenPoo


    I thought about things like that but she can't just use funny headlines.


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    great unwashed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 146 ✭✭great unwashed


    In the main street of my town this morning a huge deep crater just appeared out of nowhere!!

    The Gardaí are looking into it.


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    carfax
    Registered Users Posts: 3,771 ✭✭✭carfax


    Man arrested on drugs charges says "These are not my trousers"


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    Curran
    Registered Users Posts: 4,377 ✭✭✭Curran


    Reminder, on the Guiness Trailer Saga

    Gardai are looking for a STOUT man in a hi-vis jacket


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    What about the one where worst air disaster in Irish history? A 2 seater plane crashed into a graveyard and the rescue services have recovered 2000 bodies but the digging continues


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    MrJoeSoap
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    mickrourke wrote: »
    What about the one where worst air disaster in Irish history? A 2 seater plane crashed into a graveyard and the rescue services have recovered 2000 bodies but the digging continues

    Genius


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    EdgarAllenPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,686 ✭✭✭EdgarAllenPoo


    :D Cheers, there's some good stuff there.


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