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Pat Paterson

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  • 12-12-2007 9:11pm
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    imarugbyball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭


    I've been wanting to ask this since i started in September but i thought all would become clear after a couple of months and i wouldn't have to ask n00b questions.

    It was making me epically curious yesterday because it was all over my desk during the exams.

    It's really funny, but i have to know:

    WHO IS PAT PATERSON??


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    #2
    [Deleted User]
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    I am.


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    ShaneU
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    A gay wrestler


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    Robbo
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    He's UCDs equivalent of Murt.

    Murt loves tits.


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    imarugbyball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭imarugbyball


    These are cryptic responses people!
    Is he just a big mystery?


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    Brimmy
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    Myth wrote: »
    I am.

    No, I am Spartacus.


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    Stepherunie
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    He's my boyfriend, I'm officially the most envied girl in UCD.

    And yes ladies, all those rumours are true.....


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    Red Alert
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,486 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    No he's actually me - I just used red alert so people wouldn't bother me all the time!


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    Stabshauptmann
    Registered Users Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    imarugbyball wrote: »
    These are cryptic responses people!
    Is he just a big mystery?
    The second response was teh truth, hes a famus UCD alumni

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_College_Dublin_-_National_University_of_Ireland%2C_Dublin#Alumni


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    Stepherunie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭Stepherunie


    Ah Kap - that's no fun!

    Pat is so great...

    I somehow fear that Mulrooney is becoming Pat Lite - but no one can ever beat Pat *swoon*


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    #11
    Vorsprung
    Registered Users Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭Vorsprung


    I'm Pat Patterson and so is my wife.


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    Dave!
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    He's all things to all men, and maybe even one lucky gal!


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    #13
    imarugbyball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭imarugbyball


    Aw i kinda wish i didn't know now, the magic is gone...


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    delta_bravo
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    imarugbyball wrote: »
    Aw i kinda wish i didn't know now, the magic is gone...

    Its clearly not that pat. The real one is a far better wrestler


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    Brimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Brimmy


    delta_bravo wrote: »
    Its clearly not that pat. The real one is a far better wrestler

    He's also less of a child molester.


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    Bubs101
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    I like the way the link on the UCD page goes to the wrestler.

    If it makes any difference, there was a load of Pat Patterson stuff in my scholl, Gonzaga, so there's a decent chance the actual Patterson comes from there


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    delta_bravo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    Brimmy wrote: »
    He's also less of a child molester.

    Id say the boys in Gonzaga would disagree with you
    Bubs101 wrote: »
    If it makes any difference, there was a load of Pat Patterson stuff in my scholl, Gonzaga, so there's a decent chance the actual Patterson comes from there


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    cast_iron
    Registered Users Posts: 2,454 ✭✭✭cast_iron


    imarugbyball wrote: »
    Aw i kinda wish i didn't know now, the magic is gone...
    That link is not the real answer. The Pat you are on about only entered the college in 2001.


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    Vorsprung
    Registered Users Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭Vorsprung


    Bubs101 wrote: »
    If it makes any difference, there was a load of Pat Patterson stuff in my scholl, Gonzaga, so there's a decent chance the actual Patterson comes from there

    No Pat Patterson during my time! I left in '02.


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    Breezer
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    Librocop's alter-ego who gives people €10 phone credit whenever possible.


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    Zippitydoo
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    I left Gonzaga in 05 and didn't see a single pat patterson reference till I got to UCD...


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    irish.rugby.fan
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    Pat Patterson has two caps for the senior Irish rugby team and a try against Fiji

    Fact


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    boneless
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    He's an "Everyman" hero for sad arts students in UCD... when times are bad and essay deadlines are fast approaching, just call his name and all becomes clear... Yore Fcuked!!! :p


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    Red Alert
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    I was in bigjim's year in zaga (2002) - no PP references there at all.


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    #25
    drdre
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    I want to know who he is?


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    Bubs101
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    Red Alert wrote: »
    I was in bigjim's year in zaga (2002) - no PP references there at all.

    Unless I'm getting mixed up which I could be, I distinctly remember someone putting Pat Patterson **** in the jacks and it being removed on a near daily basis in 05. I'm probably wrong though


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    Stabshauptmann
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    Bubs101 wrote: »
    Unless I'm getting mixed up which I could be, I distinctly remember someone putting Pat Patterson **** in the jacks and it being removed on a near daily basis in 05. I'm probably wrong though
    No, just not grasping what the lads are saying to you.

    It appeared in UCD BEFORE gonzaga. Somebody who either had friends or family in UCD heard about the Pat stuff in UCD and started doing it in Gonzaga too.

    Ya follow?


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    Stabshauptmann
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    By the way, not only has he apperently been worshipped in Gonzaga, but ive seen PP scripture all over Dublin and a few places in Australia. Some TCD guy has a website tracking his movements and recording the best sayings.

    But Im not sure if its still going, the fad has long died out.
    PP jokes appeared in UCD in 00/01 or so Im told, seemed to reach a hight around 03/04 or 04/05 and has declined since.

    Like Finnegan's Break, its over.


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    #29
    simonrooneyzaga
    Registered Users Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭simonrooneyzaga


    i have some sad news.. its being reported on breaking news.ie that pat paterson has died tragically in a car accident. there will be a service held for him in gonzaga college at 6pm tommorow evening. he was a true inspiration to us all.


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    Stepherunie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭Stepherunie


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    He's too young to go, he had such spirit about him.

    I don't believe it, not Pat.


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    Vorsprung
    Registered Users Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭Vorsprung


    simonrooneyzaga wrote: »
    i have some sad news.. its being reported on breaking news.ie that pat paterson has died tragically in a car accident. there will be a service held for him in gonzaga college at 6pm tommorow evening. he was a true inspiration to us all.

    YAWN


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