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Tendjewberrymud

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  • 13-12-2007 10:53pm
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    True story .. conversation betwwen room service and a guest in a hotel in Asia!

    Read it slowly !

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    Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

    Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

    RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

    G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

    RS: "Ow July den?"

    G: "What??"

    RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?

    G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

    RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

    G: "Crisp will be fine."

    RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

    G: "What?"

    RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

    G: "I don't think so"

    RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

    G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
    toes' means."

    RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping
    we bother?"

    G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
    Yes,an English muffin will be fine."

    RS: "We bother?"

    G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

    RS: "Wad?"

    G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

    RS: "Copy?"

    G: "Sorry?"

    RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

    G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

    RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
    tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

    G: "Whatever you say"

    RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

    G : "You're welcome."


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