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Seasonal Joke

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  • 13-12-2007 11:12pm
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    mobby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,159 ✭✭✭


    A beautiful young woman wants to meet Santa Claus, so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the woman says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay."
    Santa replies, "Ho ho ho, santa gotta go, gotta get the toys to the girls and boys,
    The woman drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, please stay."
    Santa replies, "Ho ho ho, santa gotta go, gotta get the toys to the girls and boys," but he begins to sweat.
    The woman takes off the bra and says, "Oh Santa... please... stay."
    Santa replies, "Ho ho ho, santa gotta go, gotta get the toys to the girls and boys
    Santa wipes his brow.
    She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... please please... stay."
    Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow says, "Hey hey hey,santa gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my mickey this way."


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