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Train Journey

rocky25 · 2007-12-15 02:00:09

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room. They were both very tired & fell asleep quickly ... him in the upper bunk and her in the lower. At…

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15-12-2007 3:00am

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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on
a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room.
They were both very tired & fell asleep quickly ... him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own fu***ng blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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