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Train Journey

  • 15-12-2007 03:00AM
    #1
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
    other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on
    a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room.
    They were both very tired & fell asleep quickly ... him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
    "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
    into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
    pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own fu***ng blanket."

    After a moment of silence, he farted.


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