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The tunnel

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  • 15-12-2007 6:16pm
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    pdebarra
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    An Englishman, an Irishman and Claudia Schiffer were sharing a compartment in a train in Eastern Europe. When the train went into a tunnel, there was complete darkness. In the darkness, there came a kissing noise, followed by the sound of a slap.

    When the train came back out of the tunnel, the Englishman was seen to have a big red mark across his face.

    He thought "I know what happened: that Irishman tried to kiss Claudia Schiffer, and she thought it was me, so she slapped me for it".

    Claudia Schiffer thought "I know what happened: that Englishman tried to kiss the Irishman, and got slapped for it".

    And the Irishman was thinking "This is great! Next time we go through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise, and slap that English bastard again!".


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    #2
    rocky25
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    Stars:)


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    #3
    rocky25
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    I Love slapstick the englishman humour:rolleyes:


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