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Gynaecologists

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  • 16-12-2007 1:50am
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    rocky25
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    A man goes into a job centre in Manchester and sees a card advertising a job for a Gynaecologists Assistant.
    Interested he goes to learn more, " Can you give some more details about this"? he asks the guy behind the desk.
    The Job Centre guy sorts through his files and replies "Oh yes, here we go"

    "Ok, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions.
    Then you apply shaving foam and shave off their pubic hair, then rub soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.
    There's an annual salary of £45k, but you're going to have to go to Sheffield"

    "Oh why, is that where the job is"?, asks the man

    "No...that's the end of the queue"


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