Wanted : After Hours Moderator. Apply Within.

Pherekydes

Karoma wrote: »

I can think of only one suitable replacement.

So I do have the job?

Lump

I should be Mod - Just because I can, and in reality I've only been posting on boards to finally become mod of that what is the Holy Grail - **** bucket of boards.ie

Nightwish

I've a wisdom tooth growing - a sign of my budding boards acumen

Jim

I should get two modships, incase one of them doesn't work.

Mrs. MacGyver

rb_ie wrote: »

I'm sorry but I just can't take someone who clicks a load of random smilies into their signature seriously, you were saying...?

Visit the state benefits forum then you will know i'm quite a serious person!!


Seriously though Femmy is quite a good candidate as is Nightwish.

Gordon

I just want to say that a mod job is not just for christmas, it's for life.

Yes. For life..

Dudess

LordChessington wrote: »

I have a Dudess fetish

Sweet. Thanks Lord!

*gets roll of toilet paper from bathroom and locks himself into bedroom*

Now I find that most objectionable - what if someone needs toilet paper? And surely kitchen roll would do a better job? Plus, the bathroom would be a more sanitary place than your room.

+1 for Dudess for mod. One of the least immature people here

Aw... *me blushes*. You deserve a cute picture: http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/GB/MP0269.jpg
Thanks again, most kind of you!

and random temporary bannings once a month could be comical.

Heh... "temporary"... once a "month"... bless!

6th

6th wrote: »

Can we just give this to Pighead? He is 2007 Poster of the Year after all!

C'mon just give it to him! Seriously even I am getting bored with this!

Terry

Hagar wrote: »

I haven't read the whole thread but I'd like to nominate Mint Julep.

He doesn't live here any more.

Santa Claus wrote: »

I reckon they just want a new mod so that WWM and Karoma and Terry can all go on the absolute batter over the festive season.

Meh. I'll be doing that anyway.

Dun laoire

I stung a roma gypsie. Surely i must be taken into account for that alone

Terry hook me up for just one day. I promise i wont ban anybody and that includes yourself. I just want control for a bit.

Santa Claus

Slow coach wrote: »

Why do so many people put 'and' instead of 'an'?

A simple reason really, the majority of people posting in AH are DRUNK and too sh*t faced to care about pedantic people picking up on their mis-spellings.

I feel the fact that I am drunk right now adds weight to my application for AH mod-dom !

Rb

To those who really want to see Pighead as mod of AH, Click and support.

Dudess

Absolutely no way. Pighead becoming mod of After Hours would be like Lindsey Lohan becoming a nun - it's not meant to be. It would be the end of Pighead as we know him.

Rb

Dudess wrote: »

Absolutely no way. Pighead becoming mod of After Hours would be like Lindsey Lohan becoming a nun - it's not meant to be. It would be the end of Pighead as we know him.

I disagree, I think a brief stint (1-3 days) could be hilarious.

He already believes he's running the place, so if his fans here really want to see it, all they've to do is get some cash together for charity. Otherwise, stop nominating him.

Dudess

True. I'd actually support a temporary modship of AH for Pighead (temporary as in a few hours).

Earthhorse

Gordon wrote: »

I just want to say that a mod job is not just for christmas, it's for life.

Yes. For life.

Are you trying to tell us something about the reason Terry's stepping down?

pid()

I think you should reinstate scojones.

Terry

Earthhorse wrote: »

Are you trying to tell us something about the reason Terry's stepping down?

I'll still be a moderator, just not an AH mod.

Terry

pid() wrote: »

I think you should reinstate scojones.

What ever happened that guy?

Karoma

Earthhorse wrote: »

Are you trying to tell us something about the reason Terry's stepping down?

We're putting him in a nice home.


scojones ... is living on a farm with granny. All of yore grannies.

pid()

Terry wrote: »

What ever happened that guy?

Some say he is still around, watching.... waiting.... >_>

No Karoma, he was going to run away with yer granny until he found out she was lying about getting the bingo numbers up.

pid()

pid() wrote: »

I think you should reinstate scojones.

Infact, doing this leaves terry's position still open for Mordeth. >_>

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

I think a scojones/Mordeth combination would rock the very foundation of boards, but in a good way.

Karoma

Mordeth wrote: »

I think a scojones/Mordeth combination would rock the very foundation of boards, but in a good way.

It's the thoughts of the lovechild that scares me.

patrickc

whens the new mod position been officialy decided?

Rb

patrickc wrote: »

whens the new mod position been officialy decided?

What's the rush?

patrickc

rb_ie wrote: »

What's the rush?

none really, just interested to see who it will be

AlmightyCushion

patrickc wrote: »

whens the new mod position been officialy decided?

Yep the admins have decided to get a moderator from our polish sister site boards.pl to mod the forum. They are also thinking of outsourcing PI to india.

patrickc

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Yep the admins have decided to get a moderator from our polish sister site boards.pl to mod the forum. They are also thinking of outsourcing PI to india.

cheaper employees all the way, plus they probably use less coke and are already hookers

Dudess

6th wrote: »

Actual of all the suggestions (myself included) I would says Dudess would probably be the best and a female mod in AH might be interesting.

Aw, thanks 6th!

But I'm not really into hookers so what would I get instead?

Rb

Dudess wrote: »

Aw, thanks 6th!

But I'm not really into hookers so what would I get instead?

You'd be the hooker tbh.

You'd be paid in monkey nuts.

WhiteWashMan

etrnal gratitude and the love of all the users in AH?

Dirk Gently

Dudess wrote: »

But I'm not really into hookers so what would I get instead?

You get to edit posts to correct spelling mistakes.

Dudess

rb_ie wrote: »

You'd be the hooker tbh.

You'd be paid in monkey nuts.

I'll TAKE it!!

AlmightyCushion

Dudess wrote: »

But I'm not really into hookers so what would I get instead?

You could share your hooker quota with some of the other mods. I know r3nu4l always seems to break his hookers. I don't even want to know how he does it.

Sure I'll do it... but only between 03:07 & 03:18 each morning.

Sparky

Terry wrote: »

What ever happened that guy?

[HTML]scojones ecksor 13-07-2007 Permanent Never Forever Reason known. [/HTML]


EPIC

Tbh scojones was hogging all the hookers and wasting the coke.

Giblet

Jesus I should quit just so people spend days trying to replace me.

They'd actually just throw 6th in instead

Dudess

clown bag wrote: »

You get to edit posts to correct spelling mistakes.

So much to tempt me... how can I NOT do it?
Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, please grant it for me...

leninbenjamin

Dudess wrote: »

So much to tempt me... how can I NOT do it?
Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, please grant it for me...

oooh a pastafarian! well that seals the deal, she gets my vote.

Rb

leninbenjamin wrote: »

oooh a pastafarian! well that seals the deal, she gets my vote.

Still acting like you don't really want it, eh?

Pffffft.

leninbenjamin

rb_ie wrote: »

Still acting like you don't really want it, eh?

Pffffft.

pffffft. My ambitions have moved on to bigger and better and more noble causes. Only with the creation of the Microwaves and Time Machines forum will my life be complete.

WhiteWashMan

Dudess wrote: »

So much to tempt me... how can I NOT do it?
Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, please grant it for me...

May his noodley Appedages embrace you...

Careful what you wish for. All I need is for you to resend the picture of your boobies. I didn't get it the first time.

WhiteWashMan

leninbenjamin wrote: »

pffffft. My ambitions have moved on to bigger and better and more noble causes. Only with the creation of the Microwaves and Time Machines forum will my life be complete.

I may have to sack Karoma, just so I can make you a mod for that

Karoma

WHAT?! WHAT?! I find out like this?! After my howeverlong of service?! Two weeks' notice is it? Fine. Tomorrow: I ban people for using the letter ... 'p'; Friday: 'e'...

I demand that you do not put Asok in my place out of spite.

AlmightyCushion

We really need to get a union.

WhiteWashMan

Karoma wrote: »

WHAT?! WHAT?! I find out like this?! After my howeverlong of service?! Two weeks' notice is it? Fine. Tomorrow: I ban people for using the letter ... 'p'; Friday: 'e'...

I demand that you do not put Asok in my place out of spite.

Asok you say eh?



*Scheme*

phantom_lord

i'm too lazy to read the thread, and i'm not particularly interested in the job, but i'm just curious about what board looks like from the pov of a mod, and what the mod forum is like, i imagine i'll be highly disappointed when the mystery is taken away, anyway, so eh, where do i send my cv? i'll do it in ms paint if i get bonus points.

i also hate pretty much anyone who posts in ah, if that makes me any more suitable.

pid()

Spankeh wrote: »

[HTML]scojones ecksor 13-07-2007 Permanent Never Forever Reason known. [/HTML]


EPIC

Tbh scojones was hogging all the hookers and wasting the coke.

I'll have you know he was hogging all the coke and wasting the hookers!

If you won't reinstate scojones, you should reinstate pid() in his place.

>_>

<_<

SimpleSam06

phantom_lord wrote: »

i'm just curious about what board looks like from the pov of a mod

A giant banhammer magnet if you're talking about AH, I'd imagine.