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AlmightyCushion

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Pfft... I bet there aren't even any monkeys on that wagon.

Is there a band on that wagon? I've always wanted to jump on the bandwagon.

LadyJ

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Pfft... I bet there aren't even any monkeys on that wagon.

Monkeyfudge is a racist and probably eats kittens!

leninbenjamin

LadyJ wrote: »

Monkeyfudge is a racist and probably eats kittens!

no link? source? you should have used "allegedly" then. you're leaving boards open to be sued there you are. a potential mod should know better. off wit ya now.

AlmightyCushion

leninbenjamin wrote: »

you're leaving boards open to be sued there you are.

You should have used "allegedly" there.

monkeyfudge

LadyJ wrote: »

Monkeyfudge is a racist and probably eats kittens!

It's true.

I hate whites!

But I've never harmed a kitten. Full grown cats, yes.. but never kittens.

leninbenjamin

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You should have used "allegedly" there.

monkeyfudge wrote: »

It's true.

I hate whites!

But I've never harmed a kitten. Full grown cats, yes.. but never kittens.

what about Silverbacks?

faceman

irishbird wrote: »

sorry 6th but are you people mental.

i like 6th but gas post!

Karoma

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

is this thread a joke?

In one sense: Yes, and in another: no.

BlitzKrieg

so its a limerick?

The Queen

6th for mod! Down with the rest!

Rb

6th is more desperate than the ugly girls at teenage discos.

Santa Claus

6th wrote: »

Would I move threads? NO.

Why not? Because no thread is out of place in AH - just be prepared for it to be discussed in the AH-stylee ..... booyah!

There's a difference between AH and TCN....Anything goes in the TCN because they're all nuts over there, but AH attracts a far more respectable clientelle and it's usually the first port of call for spammers so you'd be doing plenty of moving to the recycle bin !


As for all the cheapskates who want to become a mod just to access the S&S forum, buy a sub !!!!

Actually, there's an idea....the new mod of AH has to be a subscriber !!!

SimpleSam06

The Queen wrote: »

6th for mod! Down with the rest!

See, this is what happens when you give them the vote.

rb_ie wrote: »

6th is more desperate than the ugly girls at teenage discos.

Hes backed into a corner alright, bit of an answer looking for a question situation. Don't get me wrong, 6th is a lovely fella, but lets face it, lovely fellas will get milled by AH. You need a real piece of work at the wheel to keep the balance on this particular rocking chair.

Santa Claus wrote:

As for all the cheapskates who want to become a mod just to access the S&S forum, buy a sub !!!!

Shouldn't you be stuffing your sack or something by now?

Gordon

Devil's post.

leninbenjamin

Gordon wrote: »

Devil's post.

ah nuts, i was gonna go for that

Gordon

*cackle*

6th

Santa Claus wrote: »

There's a difference between AH and TCN....Anything goes in the TCN because they're all nuts over there, but AH attracts a far more respectable clientelle and it's usually the first port of call for spammers so you'd be doing plenty of moving to the recycle bin !

Well I meant like topics that some believe belong in e.g. politics would stay but dont expect politics type replies. tCN type crap is usually easy to spot as crap and should be treated as such.

Santa Claus wrote: »

As for all the cheapskates who want to become a mod just to access the S&S forum, buy a sub !!!!

Actually, there's an idea....the new mod of AH has to be a subscriber !!!

I've been a subscriber since not long after I arrived

AlmightyCushion

6th wrote: »

Would I move threads? NO.

Why not? Because no thread is out of place in AH - just be prepared for it to be discussed in the AH-stylee ..... booyah!

Happy postcount day would be a reality.

Rb

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

Hes backed into a corner alright, bit of an answer looking for a question situation.

Lol, good way of putting it

6th

rb_ie wrote: »

6th is more desperate than the ugly girls at teenage discos.

How is .... actually ... forget it

6th

Actually if I get it all Christmas threads get locked on the 31th December and anyone who starts another gets banned ... Terry included

Rb

Oh and btw, 6th has switched yet again.
So we've had
-"I'm ever so good, and a real man of the people" 6th
-"BLAARRRR I'm a spammy spammer, do to me like you did to Terry and mod me in AH for punishment"

And now it's back to the first one but he feels intent on answering every single question, even those not directed at him, about himself.

I think WWM should test just how far 6th would go for the modship, I'd imagine he'd do some really, really embarrassing stuff.

Rb

6th wrote: »

Actually if I get it all Christmas threads get locked on the 31th December and anyone who starts another gets banned ... Terry included

And his grasp of English is poor at best.

Latchy

So the bonus of being a mod is you get to talk about sexual stuff in S&S ?

Scuse my nievity,but why cant ya talk about it anywere, is the forum not filled with plenty of sexual content anyway ?

AlmightyCushion

6th wrote: »

Actually if I get it all Christmas threads get locked on the 31th December and anyone who starts another gets banned ... Terry included

Knock that back to December 27th (it gives people a day to talk about how their christmas was) and you have my vote.*






*Due to certain legal situations I may not be eligible to vote.

leninbenjamin

6th wrote: »

Actually if I get it all Christmas threads get locked on the 31th December and anyone who starts another gets banned ... Terry included

haven't you heard? there are 12 days in Christmas. or 11, seeing as the wimmins Christmas doesn't really count.

Rb

I'm number 1

SimpleSam06

6th wrote: »

Actually if I get it all Christmas threads get locked on the 31th December and anyone who starts another gets banned ... Terry included

Yeah but thats a quality I'd look for in a maid - just good housekeeping. I mean how many catchy banphrases have you prepped? Have you been maintaining your matins and raising litanies to the admins by the cold, grey, nutshrivelling light of dawn? Where is your heaped mound of troll skulls upon which to build your rust pitted and dread iron throne? Its just not happening I'm afraid...

biko

rb_ie wrote: »

I'm number 1

Goddammitt, I'm 52 posts behind you in this thread. Impressive!

Rb

biko wrote: »

Goddammitt, I'm 52 posts behind you in this thread. Impressive!

53 now, even more impressive

Dudess

6th wrote: »

I'll be drunk when I come online

Disgusting. And being drunk is no excuse.

TerrorFirmer

6ths Horoscope for next week:

Finances look great. Go with your feelings & take note of your thoughts. You will be lead away from rb_ie's house in handcuffs screaming "It was my job, mine, don't you understand?"

Rb

HavoK wrote: »

6ths Horoscope for next week:

Finances look great. Go with your feelings & take note of your thoughts. You will be lead away from rb_ie's house in handcuffs screaming "It was my job, mine, don't you understand?"

I actually lol'd at this

BlitzKrieg

i nominate havok purely because making him a mod has stopped him being a muppet, making him a AH mod might turn him into something great...

Agamemnon

Unban Pocari Sweat and give him the job. You can be guaranteed that he has absolutely nothing better to do with his time.

Santa Claus

Similar to the idea of raising 500€ to make Pighead an AH mod for a week, how about a "AH mod-idol" in aid of SSF.

Those interested have to donate 50€ to enter and the existing AH mods vote off 1 a day until the last remaining survivor is crowned an AH mod ????

Rb

Santa Claus wrote: »

Similar to the idea of raising 500€ to make Pighead an AH mod for a week, how about a "AH mod-idol" in aid of SSF.

Those interested have to donate 50€ to enter and the existing AH mods vote off 1 a day until the last remaining survivor is crowned an AH mod ????

No.

Who'd actually pay to be a mod, apart from 6th?

leninbenjamin

rb_ie wrote: »

No.

Who'd actually pay to be a mod, apart from 6th?

all the other profiles 6th would create to increase his chances probably would.

I heard 6th doesnt like growler

SimpleSam06

I wonder, assuming this thread isn't a christmas pisstake, are the mods weighing up who to offer the job to against the chance that that individual might reject it with howls of laughter?

Karoma

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

I wonder, assuming this thread isn't a christmas pisstake, are the mods weighing up who to offer the job to against the chance that that individual might reject it with howls of laughter?

... I don't like to use the word stupid in a reply. So:
You know there's an old adage: 'There's no such thing as a stupid question'?
Well, do you also know the adage: 'There's an exception to every rule adage'?

Genghiz Cohen

It is my opinion that this is infact a piss-take, the mod's would have decided between themselves who would be suitable to be a mod, then realised that anyone who posts in AH is a bad choice, there is probably another thread like this one in one of the Science forums if they would even advertise this sort of thing.

Uber-Meh.

SimpleSam06

Karoma wrote: »

... I don't like to use the word stupid in a reply. So:
You know there's an old adage: 'There's no such thing as a stupid question'?
Well, do you also know the adage: 'There's an exception to every rule adage'?

I'll note that there is neither confirmation nor denial in that response...

Karoma

AH is different to other fora and the moderation is different and so it stands to reason that the selection is different. The thread is serious. We're reading it. WWM reads what you write and takes it on-board. That's not to say he'll be bound to go with what you want, just that he'll give it consideration.

Personally: For me, most of this thread has highlighted who not to choose and why.

SimpleSam06 wrote:

I'll note that there is neither confirmation nor denial in that response...

Figures.

leninbenjamin

Karoma wrote: »

Personally: For me, most of this thread has highlighted who not to choose and why.

ah... so it is a stupidity filter.

and how can you possibly take on board all of what was said here? all the sh*t would surely make a rational person go on a psychopathic homicidal rampage.

A-Trak

leninbenjamin wrote: »

all the sh*t would surely make a rational person go on a psychopathic homicidal rampage.

*Loads Shotgun*

Wait, I'm irrational.

*Puts shotgun away*

Karoma

leninbenjamin wrote: »

ah... so it is a stupidity filter.

and how can you possibly take on board all of what was said here? all the sh*t would surely make a rational person go on a psychopathic homicidal rampage.

I don't speak for WWM. His thread - his intentions - his attitude: all differ from mine, most likely.

The same way I read the vast majority of posts in AH... *grabs a shovel and petrol can*

SimpleSam06

Karoma wrote: »

AH is different to other fora and the moderation is different and so it stands to reason that the selection is different. The thread is serious. We're reading it. WWM reads what you write and takes it on-board. That's not to say he'll be bound to go with what you want, just that he'll give it consideration.

Personally: For me, most of this thread has highlighted who not to choose and why.

Figures.

Meh. We've been dancing for the amusement of all and sundry for the last thirty five pages. I thought it might be interesting to see if the other side of this discussion knew any of the steps.

Turns out they do. Thanks for that.

thefinalstage

Why are people fighting for the mod position? The people who put their names forword are on the list. Just let WWM decide and stop all the bickering.

Dudess

rb_ie wrote: »

You'd be the hooker tbh.

You'd be paid in monkey nuts.

I just re-read that. I'd be paid in monkeyfudge's nuts? Not a bad condition I suppose...