Wanted : After Hours Moderator. Apply Within.

cornbb

Waitwait scratch that. I don't want the gig. And I'm only borderline alco

cornbb

jimbo78 wrote: »

Post!

HA! Beaten by nanoseconds.

Kintarō Hattori

rb_ie wrote: »

Someone had better put 6th on suicide watch asap.

That's so true. Man he's gonna be in some sulk. Wait til you see what happens. Because he didn't get it he's gonna go to the other extreme and wreak havok here. Ohhh he's gonna get alot of bannings, call people names etc.

thefinalstage

Terry wrote: »

No way.

The next alco to post in this thread gets the gig.

Apparently the mod jobs just get passed to the same people like a good whore. Oh well, at least I have chicken.

thefinalstage

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

That's my bf, we share the account sometimes.

Its amazing how much people post on these sites.

AlmightyCushion

I'll throw my name into the hat. I regularly bleach my anus so I think I am more than qualified for the position. OT: could you recommend a good anal bleacher, Karoma?

Pigman II

Pighead should get the gig if you're being serious.

nesf

Uh..

AlmightyCushion

Also after receiving my new computer, I should be able to be on more or less 24/7.

http://www.ryanbyrd.net/PortablePC.jpg

Karoma

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I'll throw my name into the hat. I regularly bleach my anus so I think I am more than qualified for the position. OT: could you recommend a good anal bleacher, Karoma?

Different strokes for different folks. For you: It'd be a mix of Domestos and Mr Muscle's sink and plughole unlocker.




Oh, and so we all know: I was taking the piss earlier ... creating a mod conspiracy of one, but it was worth it. Settle down, littleangryman. It's almost no fun.

Jesus Wept

DaveMcG wrote: »

Just got a PM off WWM, looks like I'm gonna be ye'r overlord for the forseeable future! woohoo

My opponents faught a long and hard campaign, and they deserve our utmost respect. Unfortunately their petty bickering proved to distract from the real issue which this campaign was about: who is the most reliable person to take AH into the 21st century and beyond?

Turns out that person was my good self I shall bear you all in mind, don't worry

I always knew you'd go places, what was it I used to say to you?

'Dave, you'll go places' IIRC.

Agent Smith

DaveMcG wrote: »

Just got a PM off WWM, looks like I'm gonna be ye'r overlord for the forseeable future! woohoo

My opponents faught a long and hard campaign, and they deserve our utmost respect. Unfortunately their petty bickering proved to distract from the real issue which this campaign was about: who is the most reliable person to take AH into the 21st century and beyond?

Turns out that person was my good self I shall bear you all in mind, don't worry

i dont know whats sadder, the fact you got selected or the fact that you came on here "gloating"

If i could Insert a cat picture right now i would

DEmeant0r

Well done, dave, hope you don't already have a life

arybvtcw0eolkf

Ah, a thread full of lick arse's. How refreshing

Karoma

agent smith wrote: »

i dont know whats sadder, the fact you got selected or the fact that you came on here "gloating"

If i could Insert a cat picture right now i would

[00:03] <+agent^smith> http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055201884 vote early, vote often, vote smith
[00:03] <+[BTC]Viriconia> I wouldn't let you near AH as a mod
[00:03] <+agent^smith> *paid for by the vote smith foundation

Dave!

agent smith wrote: »

i dont know whats sadder, the fact you got selected or the fact that you came on here "gloating"

If i could Insert a cat picture right now i would

Remember I said I would ban you last? I lied.

AlmightyCushion

Karoma wrote: »

Different strokes for different folks. For you: It'd be a mix of Domestos and Mr Muscle's sink and plughole unlocker.

I was actually looking for a professional service, someone who will do it for me. I wanna treat myself for christmas. Thanks for the help though.

After this helpful post I think Karoma would make a good AH mod. I like the cut of his gib. Saying that I don't know what a gib is and whether or not I would want to cut it. It could be painful.

Agent Smith

My secret shame ;_;

Karoma

Oh, I'll gladly do it to for you.

Aw, shucks. Thanks. I'd never mod AH though. The moderators here are tossers. The posters are idiots. It wouldn't be worth it.

The Real B-man

Karoma wrote: »

Oh, I'll gladly do it to for you.

Aw, shucks. Thanks. I'd never mod AH though. The moderators here are tossers. The posters are idiots. It wouldn't be worth it.

.........................:D

Pigman II

I like your old icon better.

Karoma

Pigman II wrote: »

I like your old icon better.

You mean my avatar? So do I. I gave into bullying by galwaygay99.

Dave!

Karoma wrote: »

You mean my avatar? So do I. I gave into bullying by galwaygay99.

So did I. But I had to do a bit more than change my avatar........

It still hurts ;_;

Pigman II

Karoma wrote: »

You mean my avatar? So do I. I gave into bullying by galwaygay99.

Yes indeed. You should never bend to a gay bashing.

TerrorFirmer

ah...my very first post using wifi on my phone. takes quite some time but...so worth it.

Karoma

I'm so tempted to **** the formatting of these pages up just for you... Scroll, boy, scroll!


DaveMcG: Will you support my efforts in getting a Non-Stamp Collectors Club forum? It's a lifestyle choice.
G'wan! you have nothing better to be doing - certainly not moderating AH.

AlmightyCushion

Karoma wrote: »

Oh, I'll gladly do it to for you.

I don't think you'd want to be giving it to me after bleaching my anus. I know some people might give you stick about your ginger pubes but this is not the way to get rid of them.

Karoma wrote: »

The moderators here are tossers. The posters are idiots.

Maybe I should retract my application so then. I don't really like to toss, I tend to throw more than toss. Also I'm not really an idiot (I've got an IQ of 560, I did an online IQ test once) so I don't know where I fit in.

Karoma

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Maybe I should retract my application so then. I don't really like to toss, I tend to throw more than toss. Also I'm not really an idiot (I've got an IQ of 560, I did an online IQ test once) so I don't know where I fit in.

You don't. Retraction accepted.

A-Trak

Karoma wrote: »

You're royally ****ed now. You'll see why when you discover what the WWM Test is.

Hmmm, does it involve washing a white man? I could possibly live with that.

Any other combination, such as being white washed by a man, might be more of ask.

How about the Karoma test, I'd imagine that would be fairly innocuous.

Karoma

You'll find out in due time.


I am officially the nicest AH moderator that ever was, is, or shall be.



















































Laughs hysterically knowing that several people will PM "so it's 'official'? who is the next moderator? WHY WASN'T IT MEEE?!"

Gordon

Ah, Pighead got the gig, just spoke to Emo. Sorry, Eamo.

Sully

I hearby decleare, once again, that I vote for 6th. He is the most suitable candidate, and clearly can take the heat in this dual. While the other party, gets hot and bothered and resorts to digs while 6th casually laughs them of and makes a small comment back - CRUSHING his oponent.

However... why has nobody applied with a contract? Didnt we learn ANYTHING from the elections? Might help ya gain a few votes there rb

[This has to be the best AH thread eva!]

WhiteWashMan

Just so eveyone knows, I havent decided who the next AH mod will be yet.

Although, I do like the idea of a female moderator who can go on mad rampages of banning sprees whenever a bout of mysogeny shows its head on this forum.

We could just blame it on it being 'that time of the month', and theres 'nothing we can do about it'

So, if any chicks wich to send me pictures of their boobs, it will certainly increase the chances of getting the gig.

Rb

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

Just so eveyone knows, I havent decided who the next AH mod will be yet.

Although, I do like the idea of a female moderator who can go on mad rampages of banning sprees whenever a bout of mysogeny shows its head on this forum.

We could just blame it on it being 'that time of the month', and theres 'nothing we can do about it'

So, if any chicks wich to send me pictures of their boobs, it will certainly increase the chances of getting the gig.

You're asking for one naassty pic from 6th there WWM.

Sleepy

Well, if you won't give the job to Mordeth... my vote goes for LadyJ. She's a regular poster here and has started some of the forum's best threads in recent memory.

Terry

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

Just so eveyone knows, I havent decided who the next AH mod will be yet.

Although, I do like the idea of a female moderator who can go on mad rampages of banning sprees whenever a bout of mysogeny shows its head on this forum.

We could just blame it on it being 'that time of the month', and theres 'nothing we can do about it'

So, if any chicks wich to send me pictures of their boobs, it will certainly increase the chances of getting the gig.

I'm sending a link to that post to your wife.
No dinner for you for the next week.

Sully

WWM: If I was to, you know, give you a nice chunky brown envelope.. and maybe a few beautys... think id be able to get you to agree on a mod with me?

leninbenjamin

I agree with Sully, i would recommend 6th. he's a good guy. anyone with a handlebar moustache smig thing is.

and Karoma lies. LIES I TELLS YE!

edit: now that i think of it Biko is a nice guy too. always helpful. one of the above would do more than satisfactorily. you can close this thread now.

AlmightyCushion

Sully wrote: »

give you a nice chunky brown envelope.

That's disgusting.

Sully

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

That's disgusting.

Ah but whats in the envelope will give him a lifetime of happiness

monkeyfudge

What about Dudess then for gender balance on the AH Mod committee...?

Should probably have at least one member of the latino communityin there too.

Pigman II

She's a latino? Damn I used to fancy her.

monkeyfudge

Yep... she's originally from Puerto Rico... I'd imagine... yes..

Kintarō Hattori

I dunno if I'm missing something but is Terry stepping down from AH? Sorry if I've missed it. He said the below in a different thread:

Terry wrote: »

There I was, hoping that my last ban would be a funny one.
Ahh well.

So the above combined with the fact that you guys are looking for a new mod. My apologies if it's been said somewhere that he is leaving, I never noticed it. T'would be sad to see him leave, he's done wonders with AH and he's a funny c'nut too.

Pigman II

Pity. Him and Karoma were the only good mods on here. The rest were shít.

leninbenjamin

Pigman II wrote: »

Pity. Him and Karoma were the only good mods on here. The rest were shít.

wait.... there were other mods?

Karoma

I'm off my sugar+caffeine high. Feck.


Terry is stepping down, unfortunately.
WWM is looking for another moderator.

My posts early on in the thread were created to cause a mod conspiracy (of one). It worked. I laughed. You suck.

As for a female moderator for the sake of a female moderator: **** that. I'm not an equal opportunist - suggest someone who will do a decent job. (Not that the decision is mine.)

Let's get some proper suggestions in here: When you're saying Who, say Why.

Pigman II

Wimmin can't do a good job modding.

Kintarō Hattori

Karoma wrote: »

Terry is stepping down, unfortunately.

Ballcocks. That's a damn shame.

AlmightyCushion

Give the job to a foreigner so we can scream "DEY TUK DER JERBS" at him/her.