Dogs

rocky25

A brown dog and a white dog were waiting for the vet. The brown dog says to
the white one "Why are you here?"

The white one says "In the park today .... I bit a girl."

"Are you going to be put down?"..... "Yes."

"How about you?" says the white one.

"Well I got on top of a baby and it almost suffocated in my hair."

"Are you going to be put down too?"..... "Yes."

Then a great dane comes in panting. "Why are you here?" the two dogs ask.

"Well," said the great dane, "on Saturday my owner likes to get the hose and
wash down the house in the nude."

"Today I just couldn't resist. I bounded over and knocked her down and
humped her."

"Well it looks like you're her to be put down too!"

"Oh no. I'm just in to get my nails cut."

AMurph1979

you mean to say the dog actually humped its owner and the owner didn't mind except for the scratches ?
If that is the case sounds like my missus

OldmanMondeo

How long did it take you to think that up?

AMurph1979

It took about 2 seconds to think up. I will go away and spend some time creating a better response. Apologies for behaving so disrespectfully.

OldmanMondeo

AMurph1979 wrote: »

It took about 2 seconds to think up. I will go away and spend some time creating a better response. Apologies for behaving so disrespectfully.

eeeehhhhh the post is 5 years old....

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OldmanMondeo wrote: »

eeeehhhhh the post is 5 years old....

The old ones are the best ones...this joke on the other hand, ever the trendbreaker...is shít.