Parachutes

rocky25

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player, the LA Lakers need me, I can't afford to die..." So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the
former President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, David Beckham , said, "I am the best and most intelligent football player in the world, I have a great responsibility playing football against the world's best and could win a world cup for the greatest footballing nation in the world, England, so I can't die".

So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, The Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many
years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute.

The boy said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left for you. England's
most intelligent footballer has taken my school backpack

threebeards

I like!!

Poor David - it's a bit like the one where he's trying to complete a jigsaw of Tony the Tiger when he's told to put the Frosties back in the box

kf1920

love it! will definitely use it! *****

rocky25

threebeards wrote: »

I like!!

Poor David - it's a bit like the one where he's trying to complete a jigsaw of Tony the Tiger when he's told to put the Frosties back in the box

Like it:)