Who would you date on boards?

tallaght01

so, now that the xmas boards beers is over, and some of you guys have had the opportunity to check out the talent (or lack thereof) on the boards community members, is there anyone that you fancy from boards?

Or those of you who weren't at the beers, is there anyone who you fancy, just from their posts?

Do you just fancy them from the know your nerds thread? Or are they someone you'd actually go on a date with?

For the record, I'm not trying to bag me a date as I'm only in Ireland for the next few weeks.

But there are some people on here who I imagine to be pretty cool, just from reading ther posts.

Maybe I just need to get out more!

So, who's your boards crush?...............

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

I hear that Mordeth guy is great in the sack.

LadyJ

A few hotties at the beers alright!
I'll draw up a list and get back to you!

Silverfish

Mordeth wrote: »

I hear that Mordeth guy is great in the sack.

Definitely. Especially with stones, and thrown in a river.

kaimera

For the record, I'm not trying to bag me a date as I'm only in Ireland for the next few weeks.

Sex will suffice

faceman

ok im a guy so i have to put this post in context. I would date the following male boardsies if i was a boards burd:

6th - he looks cuddly and sensitive
tallaght01 - cos he's a (claimed) doctor, id never have to work again and id spend his money. Although he seems like a jack-the-lad but i bet i could "change" him.
gillo - he works out!
mordeth - rumour has it he's great in the sack
DeVore - he'd ensure that i was never banned and give me special stars. Plus he could probably program the VCR to record coronation st.
Monkeyfudge - he wears nice shoes

Jim

Winters.

LadyJ

Coolock_lad anyone?

Nevyn

So that is two threads in which the boards male posters are trying to see what thier odds of dating/scoring a female poster and so save themselves the in person rejection.

6th

Just answer the question!!

Lockstep

I doubt the lads are seriously attempting to get the ladies. This is the internet.

Just because we're men doesnt mean we try to score every lady we come across.

Methinks that this is just lighthearted banter as mixed groups of friends have. In the pub, the guys will ask the girls which guys they'd date although they are just messing about

embee

There is a particular boardsie that I'd love to have a "go" of.... I couldn't possibly say who he is though.... maybe in another life where we were both single.....

Star Lord

faceman wrote: »

ok im a guy so i have to put this post in context. I would date the following male boardsies if i was a boards burd:

6th - he looks cuddly and sensitive
tallaght01 - cos he's a (claimed) doctor, id never have to work again and id spend his money. Although he seems like a jack-the-lad but i bet i could "change" him.
gillo - he works out!
mordeth - rumour has it he's great in the sack
DeVore - he'd ensure that i was never banned and give me special stars. Plus he could probably program the VCR to record coronation st.
Monkeyfudge - he wears nice shoes

That night meant nothing to you?

Quality

Karl HUNGus

There is something bout his name I like

tbh

Boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they seen Karl Hungus.

panda100

Pighead,without a doubt. Brilliant sense of humor,just what panda likes!

tallaght01

Thaedydal wrote: »

So that is two threads in which the boards male posters are trying to see what thier odds of dating/scoring a female poster and so save themselves the in person rejection.

???

faceman wrote:

ok im a guy so i have to put this post in context. I would date the following male boardsies if i was a boards burd:

6th - he looks cuddly and sensitive
tallaght01 - cos he's a (claimed) doctor, id never have to work again and id spend his money. Although he seems like a jack-the-lad but i bet i could "change" him.
gillo - he works out!
mordeth - rumour has it he's great in the sack
DeVore - he'd ensure that i was never banned and give me special stars. Plus he could probably program the VCR to record coronation st.
Monkeyfudge - he wears nice shoes

Faceman, you're a boards whore!!!!

LadyJ

Have narrowed down my choice to 2 that I would ride "date"
(if I was single of course!)


Anyway, I'm not saying.......Mainly because I'm not single and I'm too shy to say!

Oho, the things I would do though!

LivingDeadGirl

This thread needs pictures

LadyJ

Good call LDG!

tallaght01

I think ladyj and embee should let the cat out of the bag.

Imagine how flattered your respective rides will be when they read this.

It's a win win situation

hello_kitty

We need pictures..I've a feeling my imagination is running away with itself when I picture people based on their usernames and descriptions.
e.g. Tallaght01, I can see you as a tall,tanned life saving hunk in scrubs.

Is there any pics from the Beers? I've never been to one.

Lands Leaving

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054892994

This should help with your treating men like objects (tut tut. )

tallaght01

hello_kitty wrote: »

We need pictures..I've a feeling my imagination is running away with itself when I picture people based on their usernames and descriptions.
e.g. Tallaght01, I can see you as a tall,tanned life saving hunk in scrubs.

Is there any pics from the Beers? I've never been to one.

I am a physical wreck....

wooden leg

hook in place of a hand

hump-back

malignant acne

cock-eyed

but I am tall

Nightwish

I dunno, I hear Angus McGyver is a hottie.

hello_kitty

tallaght01 wrote: »

I am a physical wreck....

wooden leg

hook in place of a hand

hump-back

malignant acne

cock-eyed

but I am tall

Eh I'll call you!!!!!

tallaght01

hello_kitty wrote: »

Eh I'll call you!!!!!

spurned again!!!

why can't women see past the outer hunchback, hemiplegic, separated siamese disaster that I am, and appreciate my inner beauty?

Lands Leaving

tallaght01 wrote: »

spurned again!!!

why can't women see past the outer hunchback, hemiplegic, separated siamese disaster that I am, and appreciate my inner beauty?

Too tall maybe?

CathyMoran

I'm very happily married to a fellow boardsie (smccarrick), but if I was not I would fancy Pighead as he is so hillariously funny.

LadyJ

Lands Leaving wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054892994

This should help with your treating men like objects (tut tut. )

I'm on pages 8 and 43 if anyone wants to print out a copy of my pics, glue them onto a broom and take "me" out on a date.

Lands Leaving

LadyJ wrote: »

I'm on pages 8 and 43 if anyone wants to print out a copy of my pics, glue them onto a broom and take "me" out on a date.

Ooohh, permission, thats new!