Who would you date on boards?

LivingDeadGirl · 19-12-2007 1:02am

Haha em okay, I can't really see the resemblance myself but if you say so!

tallaght01 · 19-12-2007 1:06am

go on, give us a few bars of that song "a moooooomenttttttt like thisssssssssssssss".

LivingDeadGirl · 19-12-2007 1:08am

Eh nah you're grand thanks, I'll stick with my metal..........

Dirk Gently · 19-12-2007 1:12am

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Picking Pighead would mean you'd always be laughing but what happens when it comes to pay the bills? Or when you need him to come to a local socialist party gathering?

I see no reason why Ms Panda should have to compromise. I'm as looney lefty as the next commie tree hugger and I'm a clown too so I can provide the laughs while planning the revolution with her.

Nevyn · 19-12-2007 1:36am

tallaght01 wrote: »

jaysus, check out how this thread is going.

Womens forums rule!!!

Yeah looks like tallaght01 is trying to go for broke and get brewers droop before bed time so he doesn't bust his stitches.

Lockstep · 19-12-2007 8:44am

Quality wrote: »

If I was only 10 years younger

Kickout would be a great toy boy!!

Don't let the babyface fool you, I was born 35.
Although getting a blood test the other day the doctor told me I'm likely to retain my boyish looks for many years to come.

Although surely the fact I'm younger would make me a boytoy, regardless of how old you are?

Star Lord · 19-12-2007 11:06am

LivingDeadGirl wrote: »

How tall are you?

I'm only 5'6"

Clare Bear wrote: »

Don't put yourself down Damo! You hottie Ladies I can also vouch for the fact that he is a very friendly, lovely guy, form an orderly line

:o:o
Thanks Clare!

clown bag wrote: »

I'm as looney lefty as the next commie tree hugger

Quoted for truth!

Maple · 19-12-2007 11:17am

i'm on someone's list?! :eek:

aw shucks.

faceman · 19-12-2007 11:53am

damo is nice guy and his accent makes the girls go to mush! just dont go crazy on the aul kissing or you might get beard rash!

i heard he's a good goer but i cant tell you which boardsie told me that!!

Star Lord · 19-12-2007 12:04pm

:eek:

LivingDeadGirl · 19-12-2007 1:18pm

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I'm only 5"6

I tower over you by half an inch

Star Lord · 19-12-2007 1:27pm

Yeah but when you put boots/heels on... I'd look like a smurf!

monkeyfudge · 19-12-2007 1:50pm

Clare Bear wrote: »

Don't put yourself down Damo! You hottie Ladies I can also vouch for the fact that he is a very friendly, lovely guy, form an orderly line

I heard Clare Bear also likes men with cockney accents.

DJ_Spider · 19-12-2007 2:33pm

Got to be LadyJ, Clarebear or S&MBarbie for me. My best pic is on my sigsite! Not the ones from Boards.ieDOL Beers Honest!

DJ Spider

LadyJ · 19-12-2007 2:40pm

DJ_Spider wrote: »

Got to be LadyJ, Clarebear or S&MBarbie for me. My best pic is on my sigsite! Not the ones from Boards.ieDOL Beers Honest!

DJ Spider

Ah, another man with a great accent! Come hither!

DJ_Spider · 19-12-2007 3:03pm

LOL If only I'd known you had a weakness for londoners at the beers! Would have shown you what was under me dress!

DJ Spider

BTW You always been MY idol! PMSL

Clare Bear · 19-12-2007 3:06pm

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I heard Clare Bear also likes men with cockney accents.

We make a hawwwwt couple ha ha

January · 19-12-2007 3:22pm

I'm taken, but, DamoElDiablo, I wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating cookies.

Star Lord · 19-12-2007 3:51pm

Mmm cookies...

Thanks Adrieanne!

First time I've ever had that said about me

feylya · 19-12-2007 3:57pm

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I heard Clare Bear also likes men with cockney accents.

Did that cockney geezer show her his massive "thumb"?

tallaght01 · 19-12-2007 4:08pm

That's clare bear added to the list

faceman · 19-12-2007 4:09pm

nobody would do me even hypothetically

Well....

tallaght01 · 19-12-2007 4:12pm

If i was a ghey, I wouldn't touch you with the world's longest ming-pole

faceman · 19-12-2007 4:12pm

tallaght01 wrote: »

If i was a ghey, I wouldn't touch you again with the world's longest ming-pole

well, pimp my tracksuit! :eek:

Star Lord · 19-12-2007 4:13pm

Aww c'mere faceman, I'll close my eyes and pretend you're a girl...

Lands Leaving · 19-12-2007 4:15pm

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Aww c'mere faceman, I'll close my eyes and pretend you're a girl...

You've been hanging around the ladies lounge too long, its starting to... affect you :eek:

Star Lord · 19-12-2007 4:21pm

It'd be affecting me if it was "pretend I'm a girl..."

I'm safe enough (I think!?)

lezizi · 19-12-2007 4:30pm

faceman wrote: »

nobody would do me even hypothetically

Well....

We need to see a pic first;)

tallaght01 · 19-12-2007 5:37pm

lezizi wrote: »

We need to see a pic first;)

its better u didn't.

He;s a total munter

Cokehead Mother · 19-12-2007 5:56pm

I don't know what any of these look like but:

Ruu - Every one of his posts makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
S&M Barbie - Coz of her name. I hope she's an S, I wanna be her M.

Cheeky_Gal - She has that hot naive straight girl thing goin on.
azeil - Annoying as fúck and I can't spell his name but I'm convinced he's a smackhead, which totally does it for me.
Dudess - She's such a tight-ass bitch. I could introduce her to crazy sex on the roof of Tesco and crystal meth fuelled orgies in the bathroom of Supermacs.
Windsock - She mods The Ladies Lounge... power = HOT
simu - He's the C-Mod of Science and I like smart guys (with massive cocks. Oh yes he does! :eek: ). OMG SIMU IS A SCIENCE CHICK. :eek:

That's all for now, I'll finish my list later.

monkeyfudge · 19-12-2007 6:00pm

Cokehead Mother wrote: »

simu - He's the C-Mod of Science and I like smart guys (with massive cocks. Oh yes he does! :eek: ).

I hate to break it to you... but Simu has a very, very small penis. You'd hardly know it was there at all.

LadyJ · 19-12-2007 6:02pm

Cokehead Mother wrote: »

simu - He's the C-Mod of Science and I like smart guys (with massive cocks. Oh yes he does! :eek: ).

Lol, I don't think simu has a cock tbh. Unless science has really come
a long way since I was last in school!

watna · 19-12-2007 6:03pm

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I hate to break it to you... but Simu has a very, very small penis. You'd hardly know it was there at all.

Do you know what's funny about that? In my head (and with the strange way it works) I always think of you, monkeyfudge when I see simu because it's like simean and therefore monkeys!

Cokehead Mother · 19-12-2007 6:04pm

LadyJ wrote: »

Lol, I don't think simu has a cock tbh. Unless science has really come
a long way since I was last in school!

OMG that makes her a girl who c-mods Sci.

OMG OMG OMG *climaxes*

monkeyfudge · 19-12-2007 6:05pm

I always think of a cute little baby ant when I read your user name... as spelled backwards its:

Ant aw!

watna · 19-12-2007 6:06pm

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I always think of a cute little baby ant when I read your user name... as spelled backwards its:

Ant aw!

Brilliant!

/me runs off to suscriber forum to ask for name spelling to be backwardised!

faceman · 19-12-2007 6:11pm

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I heard Clare Bear also likes men with cockney accents.

No disrespect to clare bear, she's a hottie and all that but there is something alluring with that picture that makes you want to stare at monkeyfudge....

Cant be his cologne???

Star Lord · 19-12-2007 6:16pm

Could be his polo mint eye?

monkeyfudge · 19-12-2007 6:19pm

Creeping in your room at the dead of night, with my solo, polo vision!

LadyJ · 19-12-2007 6:24pm

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Creeping in your room at the dead of night, with my solo, polo vision!

*Shudder*

OMG, that is such a creepy sentence!

Lockstep · 19-12-2007 7:03pm

Tsk,

the only mention I got was a single post saying I'd be a good toyboy but that I'm too young for that even

*Sigh*

MLE · 19-12-2007 7:11pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Tsk,

the only mention I got was a single post saying I'd be a good toyboy but that I'm too young for that even

*Sigh*

Ahh thats only because you look so young. You see guys might be in to girls looking young but it doesn't work the other way.

Im sure youll get more attention when your older...

tallaght01 · 19-12-2007 7:11pm

Ì think we should start a sex slave auction for faceman, kickoutthejams and damiendiablo.

They seem very down on themselves.

Posting alongside a legend like me, they would.

Do I hear £2.75 for 24 hours with them 3 of them?

randylonghorn · 19-12-2007 7:20pm

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Aww c'mere faceman, I'll close my eyes and pretend you're a girl...

^^^ Damo's favourite chat-up line!

Lockstep · 19-12-2007 7:20pm

MLE wrote: »

Ahh thats only because you look so young. You see guys might be in to girls looking young but it doesn't work the other way.

Im sure youll get more attention when your older...

Bah, I'm 18 though

Curse my boyish charm

tallaght01 wrote: »

Ì think we should start a sex slave auction for faceman, kickoutthejams and damiendiablo.

They seem very down on themselves.

Posting alongside a legend like me, they would.

Do I hear £2.75 for 24 hours with them 3 of them?

Pfff, we use euros in Ireland nowadays grandad

Cheeky_gal · 19-12-2007 7:26pm

Well I don't know who I'd date on boards (well maybe Faceman

...and that guy Kilbarrack_blows or whatever he calls, point is he's obviously from the northsoiiiiiiide so thats a bonus lol)

but I know who I wouldn't date and thats PIGMAN! Ugh!

monkeyfudge · 19-12-2007 7:29pm

I was born in Coolock if that's any help...

Piste · 19-12-2007 7:30pm

I'd settle for Kickoutthejams, he's young enough for me

Cheeky_gal · 19-12-2007 7:30pm

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I was born in Coolock if that's any help...

LOL!

okkkkkkkkk.....:D

monkeyfudge · 19-12-2007 7:31pm

But I say Artane to make myself sound posh.

Who would you date on boards?

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