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The Irishman and the Morman

WindSock · 2007-12-17 10:42:53

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely…

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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a
whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He
replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than
let liquor touch my lips.'

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me,
too,
I didn't know we had a choice.'

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