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Ian Paisley is cryogenicly frozen...

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  • 18-12-2007 1:41am
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    tolosenc
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    ...and woken up in 2044.

    He is greeted by a member of the lab staff, who tells him to go into the counselling room and wait for the counsellor.

    The counsellor walks in and says: "Well, Mr. Paisley, I have some good news for you, and some bad news...". "Give me the bad news first," says Paisley. The counsellor informs him that there is now a fully fledged 32 county republic. Distraught at the idea, Paisley utters "And the good news?". The counsellor smiles, turns to Paisley and says:
    "The good news is that Rangers beat Celtic 3-12 to 2-10 in the Old Firm Derby last weekend."


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    rocky25
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    bigroll.gif


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Anything less than 5 stars is an outrage :D

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    dak
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    LOL :)

    Heres another slightly different version !

    Ian Paisley gets accidentally cyrogenically frozen for 50 years. When he wakes up, the first question from his big, angry mouth is "What the hell happened?" His doctor comes over and says "Good afternoon Mr. Paisley. You have been cryogenically frozen for 50 years, and I have good news and bad news for you." To which Ian replies "Whats the bad news?" "Well," says the doc, "Ireland invaded England 25 years ago, Gerry Adams is Prime Minister, and Mary McAleese has been crowned Queen." "Mother o'God!" cries Ian. "Whats the GOOD news?" "Rangers beat Celtic last night" says his doc, with a grin. Ian sits back and smiles. "What was the score?" His doc turns to him and says "Three goals and four points to one goal and one point".


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    fabsoul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭fabsoul


    class :D


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    ericl
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    Brilliant:D


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    MrJoeSoap
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    What year is it? This is about 10 years old! Still top notch though.


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    biko
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    classic


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