Lily Allen: wouldja?

seanabc

She looks fine to me. I'd give her four or five.

Jigsaw

Raekwon wrote: »

Of course I would.

Clicky!

Tempted to reconsider now

r3nu4l

Yes I would but I imagine I'd grow tired of her. She's fine in the way that some good lookin' trailer trash would be good for a bit of a diversion to pass the time but I'd have to go looking for an uptown girl pretty soon after that.

EDIT: Having said all of the above I must state that I in no way condone women being treated as commodities or objects.

aidan24326

Lily Allen? Maybe if she was lying naked in front of me and it was easy. But to be honest she'd be a long way down the list of celebs I'd like to get it on with.

Charlotte Church yes.

RonMexico

Lily Allen reminds me of Benicio del Toro with long hair.

eroo

Lily Allen no

Charlotte Church...defo

Dudess

Fieldog wrote: »

Id say Charlotte Church would prob win hands down, just for the durtyness of her, id say she's a dirty mare in the sack aswell.....

Yeah, she's got that "durty" thing going on in a kind of "everybody, I'm not all cute and innocent, despite that "voice of an angel" thing, I swear! I'm a rebel I tells ya!" way.

Anti wrote: »

Plus she comes across as a complete tramp. So thats a No for me.

I'd disagree - I think it would take an awful lot for Lily to give it up. She doesn't seem the type to happily give guys what they want at all. I'd say she wouldn't put up with any sh*t from them.

MikeHoncho wrote: »

I would open Lilly Allen up like a christmas present. I think she is ****ing fine. Any of the naysayers in here would probably fall all over her if she walked into the room.

Agreed. I think Lily is an absolutely beautiful, talented girl who isn't always caught on camera looking perfect but that's only because she doesn't bother her arse grooming herself to go out and get the milk - same as us all. When she's dolled up she's stunning. And I like the way she doesn't bother with trying to look sexy all the time (like Girls Aloud etc). Only thing that annoys me is the way of late she apparently says she feels fat etc when she's a size 12-14 at the most. I think it's a bad idea to do that - it's only pandering to attitudes like this:

kevmy wrote: »

Lily yeah. She's lost about a stone lately so yeah defo

TheNog

Lily = absolutely
CC = not a bloody chance

Deleted User wrote: »

makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

don't be greedy now, sharing is caring

muppetkiller

Am i the only one who had to Google who she was ?
And yes I would ..it's christmas and the season of goodwill etc...

Da Bomber

http://blogmedia.thenewstribune.com/media/lily%20allen%20pic.JPG

ya i wud!

Peared

I think the most important thing to consider when contemplating Lily Allen is the fact that she has a third nipple. That change any of yer minds?

kensutz

No way!

leninbenjamin

hellz yeah, 3rd nipple or no third nipple (it's only a wee one anyway).

Nightwish

No way. Knacker chic just isnt my style.

thefinalstage

Nightwish wrote: »

No way. Knacker chic just isnt my style.

*Gasp* lesbian snobbery?

Jimbo

Yere all picky baxstards. You all Brad Pitt lookalkies or what?
I think you agree that Fizz scrubs up well: PIC

_blank_

jimbo78 wrote: »

I think you agree that Fizz scrubs up well: PIC

Hmm

Not too bad here

or here

weemcd

4 pages without her agent provocateur pics?

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/Girls/gallery.aspx?girl=Lily_Allen&image=1

for shame, men of boards.ie

*for the record, definatly would

Dudess

Great pics. And demonstrative of how it is possible for girls to model lingerie without looking like airhead bints.

Call Me Jimmy

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

I would for Kate Nash. I would love to work on her foundations!

Ah cmon now! Lily allen - yea, Charlotte church - I would like to think I wouldn't but I would. Kate Nash is taking the piss. And I think foundations is referring to the layers of make-up she has to put on before being let near a camera.

earwicker

Aw, the smoking kills it. Oh well.

togster

defo would. Youd'd get stoned ridin her so thats a plus.

Jimbo

KT Tunstall's another boarderline one.
I think I probably would though

MagicMarker

jimbo78 wrote: »

KT Tunstall's another boarderline one.
I think I probably would though

I personally think KTT is rather hot. But that's an awful picture, she looks like a schoolboy there!

Jimbo

MagicMarker wrote: »

I personally think KTT is rather hot. But that's an awful picture, she looks like a schoolboy there!

I think it was the low-cut top that made me choose that un

MagicMarker

http://hotandnerdy.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/kt-tunstall-drastic.jpg

Rb

LadyJ wrote: »

Lily Allen? If I had a bag of mickeys I wouldn't give her one!

Nice.

And agreed.

Dudess

What about Charlotte Church?

Jimbo

There should'nt even be a question mark over CC http://991.com/newgallery/Charlotte-Church-The-Guardian-Week-347237.jpg

Dudess

I'd say it'd be like dropping a sausage in the Grand Canyon though.

Jimbo

Lol. That sounds so funny coming from a chick

KingOfFairview

jimbo78 wrote: »

There should'nt even be a question mark over CC http://991.com/newgallery/Charlotte-Church-The-Guardian-Week-347237.jpg

Damn right. Whats wrong with some of you people?

Jimbo

There all Gay

admiralofthefleet

yes i would, i'd give her a good scuttling

KingOfFairview

alright next question: what would you say/shout/murmur/bellow whilst doing it? I think I'd go for "uhnuhnuhnIloveyouyoufugginbitch"

Jimbo

Ammm,
"At first when I see you cry,
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my smile..."
In a non-rapist way, obviously

admiralofthefleet

'uuuuugggghhhh, tell your dad i thought that tourettes program was hilarious'

Hal1

Three days of teh sex with lil lilly and charlotte in teh sack

KingOfFairview

Hal1 wrote: »

Three days of teh sex with lil lilly and charlotte in teh sack

thats what you'd say?

batman2000

zuutroy wrote: »

Charlotte Church...Lord no, she's a f#$%^#$ headwreckin muppet. That one who sings the anthem at the Welsh rugby games is nice.

Yup I agree and yes to both

Catherine Jenkins here
http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/4356357

and both of them here
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40944000/jpg/_40944163_catherinecharlotte203.jpg

Charlotte
http://evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/charlotte_church-glamour_women_of_the_year_awards_in_london-01_122_970lo.jpg

http://www.justcharlotte.co.uk/2002/web&media-news2002/ananova/rear-of-the-year/images/rearofyear_church.jpg

Lirange

She's hideous.

I'd rather Harney or Whistler's Mother.

Lirange

Dudess wrote: »

I'd say it'd be like dropping a sausage in the Grand Canyon though.

A thickly wooded canyon with too much poison ivy.

Wisesmurf

I have me an Allen key and I'd put it to good use.

Lirange

Moreover, lily bears too much resemblance to her father. Muchly too much.

Dudess

Apparently she's knocked up.

sunzz

One Word 3 syllables, PHOTOSHOP.

That said I would SAFELY argue that if ANY man woke up to a blowjob off any lady named in this thread they wouldn't turn them away and would HAPPILY stick their mickey or bags of them in her

I know i'd get up on a pound of mince at the moment soooooooooo.

cance

sunzz wrote: »

I know i'd get up on a pound of mince at the moment soooooooooo.

thats very low key what you want is an old remedy:

1 jam jar.
half a pound of chopped liver.
1 microwave.

combine and heat for 30-60 seconds, test heat with finger, if its too hot for your finger, best believe its too hot for anything else.

milod

I'd love a go on her...

So would most lads - in reality there's very few women most lads wouldn't do - as longs as they could be sure their mates didn't see them copping off...

stovelid

Not even if the survival of the human race depended on it.

KingOfFairview

milod wrote: »

So would most lads - in reality there's very few women most lads wouldn't do - as longs as they could be sure their mates didn't see them copping off...

QFT