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Christmas Girlfriend appeal

  • 18-12-2007 10:48pm
    #1
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,654 CMod ✭✭✭✭


    Ladies, you are often bombarded with ads at this time of year looking for money for starving kids in Africa, or homeless people in Istanbul. My, charity, is different. Give something back to your own community this Christmas.

    Tallaght01 is home in Ireland until January. See his profile below. We need to get him a girlfriend for Christmas and christmas only. In january he disappears to Oz to help aussie kids in hospital. Bless his soul.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=92773

    We were going to try pimp him on some dating website but we figured it could be january before he has a date. So im offering him to you boardsies. Maybe you would like a date, maybe you know someone who would be game for a laugh with him.

    We're not pimping sex, bless, he's not the type, (God I could tell you stories about how he missed out), we just want to get him on the road to meeting good old friendly northern hemisphere ladies. (well actually, any burd for christmas would be nice)

    So has anyone got the bottle?

    He's about 6ft tall, bet down, but funny as hell. Nice eyebrows and a hairy chest. He's a doc by profession so he will pay for the date Im sure. Although he is a doctor who cares unfortunately so he has done some freebie stints in the third world so the bentley isnt in his driveway yet.

    Anyway post your responses here, or if you know a friend who would be interested post here. Again i repeat this is a genuine plea. Sex maniacs need not apply.


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Comments

  • #2
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    A girlfriend is for life (or at least a few months) not just for christmas!!!

    :D:p


  • #3
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Pics or gtfo.

    He's no good to us like that.


  • #4
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Surprise, surprise, surpise.

    Pixplsthxs.


  • #5
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,654 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    what happened to beauty is on the inside and all that?

    Some of ye arent single yizzer dirtburds! :p

    He has yet to confirm permission for me to post pics.


  • #6
    Lil' Smiler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭Lil' Smiler


    and why do we need to get him a girlfriend just for one month before he goes off??:confused:


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  • #7
    Clare Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,613 ✭✭✭✭Clare Bear


    Does he know about all this Faceman?? You big pimp daddy!


  • #8
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,654 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Yeah sorry i should have said, he knows im posting this. He's just shy, oops, i mean sensitive and caring and cuddly


  • #9
    takola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    faceman wrote: »
    He's a doc by profession so he will pay for the date Im sure.

    Yep, He'll pay for the date consisting of a couple of hours at the pool hall followed by a couple of hours playing bowling in the "leisureplex"! :p

    Of course, On the plus side if he "accidentally" drops the bowling ball on your foot he's bound to know how to fix it!! lol :D


  • #10
    LivingDeadGirl
    Registered Users Posts: 1,150 ✭✭✭LivingDeadGirl


    I believe turkey is the usual 'burd' people go for at xmas, maybe goose if you wanna be different.


  • #11
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    faceman wrote: »
    what happened to beauty is on the inside and all that?

    Some of ye arent single yizzer dirtburds! :p

    He has yet to confirm permission for me to post pics.

    Shows how much you know :p

    And I was soo rigth about his spate of threads in here.


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  • #12
    Lil' Smiler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭Lil' Smiler


    Seriously.... why does he want a gf for just a month??


  • #13
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Guys this is not a place to pimp yourselves if ya wanna do that join a singles dating site!


  • #14
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Thaedydydydls self righteous post aside......

    what the hell is this thread?????

    it's an affront against common decency, faceman!!!!!

    Ur gettin a batin' tomorrow, ya dirtburd.

    I apologise to the boards community.


  • #15
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,927 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Lil' Smiler wrote: »
    Seriously.... why does he want a gf for just a month??

    have a friend like that - its like she goes into heat and needs a b/f for the holiday season :rolleyes: like clockwork


  • #16
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,654 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Shows how much you know :p

    And I was soo rigth about his spate of threads in here.

    wtf? :confused:

    http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/813/25057959.JPG


  • #17
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    He's looking in the Ladies Lounge right now, bless his little heart. :D


  • #18
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    He sounds dreamy. I'll ride the arse off him if he doesn't get any vaginal offers.


  • #19
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Desperation eh?


  • #20
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,654 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    tallaght01, you are better at selling your chopped mickey than your personality! :p


  • #21
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    I've already told people that if they're in need of a girlfriend then
    feel free to print out my photo and stick it onto a broom or a teddy bear or something.

    You can talk to it but unfortunately it's expression won't change.....
    However, it's probably preferable to print out Angelina Jolie's photo instead!
    Now there's an idea, tallaght01!


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  • #22
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    How about he prints out angelina jolies photo and sticks it on you? :)


  • #23
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,654 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    oooh, mean!


  • #24
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Bambi wrote: »
    How about he prints out angelina jolies photo and sticks it on you? :)

    My boyfriend does that all the time! :(


  • #25
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,654 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Im sure he is just adding a bit of spice into the relationship!


  • #26
    RobbieTheRobber
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    faceman wrote: »
    Im sure he is just adding a bit of spice into the relationship!

    I tried to that once to a relationship nutmeg and paprika everywhere wasn't really that good


  • #27
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    faceman wrote: »
    Im sure he is just adding a bit of spice into the relationship!

    I stick Johnny Depp's pic onto him and we hit the town as the
    hottest couple ever! Then we kidnap children and take them into the woods.


  • #28
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    i have photos of tallaght01 if anyone wants them


  • #29
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,654 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    irishbird wrote: »
    i have photos of tallaght01 if anyone wants them

    please keep it clean!


  • #30
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxbFLYa0_bw


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  • #31
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    faceman wrote: »
    please keep it clean!

    i cant help it, if he keeps sending me dirrrry ones :D


  • #32
    princess-sprkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 625 ✭✭✭princess-sprkle


    would



    ;)


  • #33
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    princess-sprkle wrote: »
    would



    ;)

    Desperate?


  • #34
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,654 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Jules80 wrote: »
    Desperate?

    free spirited??


  • #35
    moco
    Registered Users Posts: 972 ✭✭✭moco


    I nominate myself if it means I get a christmas present.


  • #36
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,280 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Hasn't this already been done?

    I seem to remember Agent Smith doing this to Crash before...


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  • #37
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Does he take cock? The ol queen accidentally bought one instead of a turkey. I'll insert it but he's on his own after that.


  • #38
    Marksie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    Faceman: given you started a thread earlier as to how many boards women took two or more guys at the same time

    Is there something you want to tell us about the real reason you are advertiseing tallaght01??? :D


  • #39
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,654 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Marksie wrote: »
    Faceman: given you started a thread earlier as to how many boards women took two or more guys at the same time

    Is there something you want to tell us about the real reason you are advertiseing tallaght01??? :D

    rumbled!!


  • #40
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Marksie wrote: »
    Faceman: given you started a thread earlier as to how many boards women took two or more guys at the same time

    Is there something you want to tell us about the real reason you are advertiseing tallaght01??? :D

    ROFL.
    Well spotted Marksie!


  • #41
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,654 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Marksie, no probs if you want in too! ;)


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  • #42
    Setun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    Marksie wrote: »
    Faceman: given you started a thread earlier as to how many boards women took two or more guys at the same time

    Is there something you want to tell us about the real reason you are advertiseing tallaght01??? :D
    Alternatively is it possible that faceman and tallaght01 are the same person? :rolleyes: hmmmm


  • #43
    princess-sprkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 625 ✭✭✭princess-sprkle


    faceman wrote: »
    free spirited??

    ...joking?


  • #44
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,654 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Daddio wrote: »
    Alternatively is it possible that faceman and tallaght01 are the same person? :rolleyes: hmmmm

    or one body with 2 heads!

    [shivers]


  • #45
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    faceman wrote: »
    Tallaght01 is home in Ireland until January. See his profile below. We need to get him a girlfriend for Christmas and christmas only.

    I'd like to volunteer Damo Diablo! He'd be perfect.


  • #46
    Setun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    faceman wrote: »
    or one body with 2 heads!

    [shivers]
    Yar, the images, they will not leave my mind!! :eek:


  • #47
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »
    I'd like to volunteer Damo Diablo! He'd be perfect.

    SECONDED!!!


  • #48
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Thir...

    Wait! I mean I object!!! :eek:


  • #49
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Thats enough outta you!


  • #50
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    He looks great with a bit of lipstick on and will practically do ANYthing!


  • #51
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    lol wtf?

    ye i've got a photo of him posin "au naturalle" for a calendar. its semi-NSFW, but then again, what isnt these days!

    Also, i can confirm tallaght01 and faceman arent the same person, even though their names sound similar...


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