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Little Willie

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  • 19-12-2007 12:12pm
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    Little Willie asked for a bike for his birthday.
    His dad said "we'd get you one but, our mortgage is €800,000.00 and your mum has lost her job".

    The next day, Willie walked out with his suitcase packed.

    His dad asked
    "where are you going son?"

    Willie replied

    "I walked past your bedroom last night and heard you tell mum that you were pulling out.
    Then I heard mum tell you to wait for her because she was coming too.
    I'm not staying here on my own with an €800,000.00 mortgage and no fu*&ing bike!”


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