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Grandma And Oranges

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  • 20-12-2007 5:54pm
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    rocky25
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    This girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
    One day, the police raided the whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and the girl was among them.

    The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the pavement when suddenly; the girl's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

    Grandma asked, 'Why are you standing in line here, dear?'

    Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were handing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

    'Why, that's awfully nice of them, I think I'll get some for myself.' And she proceeded to the back of the queue.

    A policeman was going down the queue asking for information from all the prostitutes.
    When he got to grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, 'Wow, still going at it at your age. How do you do it?



    Grandma replies, 'Oh, its easy dear, I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry:eek:


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