Why don't they ever show logs on TV

MooseJam

Think of all the products they try to sell us, toilet roll, toilet cleaners, bleaches scented stuff etc etc and I have never seen a dirty big log floating in a bowl, why can't they show Poo on tv, is this the last taboo left to be broken, we have seen nudity, the gay kiss, but the log in all it's glory remains elusive.

biko

And pee/menstrual blood is shown as a blue liquid.
It's not blue people!

WindSock

They don't show wees either. And in feminine hygiene ads, the blood is blue :eek:


Wierdos



Edit-D'oh.

GerryRyan

MooseJam wrote: »

Think of all the products they try to sell us, toilet roll, toilet cleaners, bleaches scented stuff etc etc and I have never seen a dirty big log floating in a bowl, why can't they show Poo on tv, is this the last taboo left to be broken, we have seen nudity, the gay kiss, but the log in all it's glory remains elusive.

*awaits MooseJam's attempt at breaking this final barrier*

wheres me jumpa

Fascinating observation! Maybe its down to stagefright, i.e. the poo guy froze when the pressure was on!

MooseJam

wheres me jumpa wrote: »

Fascinating observation! Maybe its down to stagefright, i.e. the poo guy froze when the pressure was on!

but a bit of pressure is great for loosening the bowels

ScumLord

Washing up powder adds, there covered in blood and ****.

Wertz

Nope, that's chocolate.
Scatalogical matters remain the final frontier in terms of TV and most movies and especially ads where they're trying to sell you something, as if talking about sh*t or showing it maybe somehow blights your product (even when it's a cleaner or other item sold to deal with said sh*t).

Lockstep

I never understood baby pants commercials.
What kinda baby pees blue liquid?


Also why do they insist on showing babies butts at 9am in the morning in the adds.
Last thing I need to start the day.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

yeah, I've often wondered if paedophiles feel the same way about commercials featuring babies as we do about commercials featuring jessica alba

Agamemnon

MooseJam wrote: »

why can't they show Poo on tv, is this the last taboo left to be broken, we have seen nudity, the gay kiss, but the log in all it's glory remains elusive.

You're obviously not watching enough South Park.

Mossy Monk

I saw a log on tv yesterday. It was on Charlie Brookers Screenwipes. Filthy hussy went into the corner and made a big ****, then didn't apologise for it.

Wertz

agamemnon wrote: »

You're obviously not watching enough South Park.

When the only really mainstream show that deals with the thing head on is a feckin' cartoon (yes, I know it's so much more thatn that) you start to see that we, as a society like to have a huge blindspot about matters like pissing, sh*tting and even farting. Love those ads about constipation and women stuffing handbags full of food...they don't even call it constipation FFS, I think they use bloated or somesuch....jesus call a spade a spade...

Agamemnon

Wertz wrote: »

Love those ads about constipation and women stuffing handbags full of food...they don't even call it constipation FFS, I think they use bloated or somesuch....jesus call a spade a spade...

I love those ads for constipation remedies where women smile to the camera and tell us how "free" and "clear" they feel after using the products. I always think "Missus, you're just after blowing a torrent of scalding shite out of your arsehole and now you're telling the world."

Wertz

Yes but it's all soo sanitised dahling....and if we close our eyes we can pretend it's an ad for Chanel No5....well except for the pleasant fragrances or lack thereof.

Black Swan

Yuk! Someone needs to flush this thread!

Bros123

Mossy Monk wrote: »

I saw a log on tv yesterday. It was on Charlie Brookers Screenwipes. Filthy hussy went into the corner and made a big ****, then didn't apologise for it.

Yep,saw that too!Squatted in the corner next to the washing machine.It's repeated on BBC4 if anyone wants to see it!

Borneo Fnctn

Good Lord you're right! It's a God damned disgrace.

Mr. CooL ICE

agamemnon wrote: »

You're obviously not watching enough South Park.

Or Jackass... or You Are What You Eat... or Wife Swap

bangersandmash

SFW - Screengrab from ad

Have you ever seen the cillit bang ads where the milf is cleaning her bathroom and has an absolutley skanky bath or toilet?

Also the "it's all gone" and "what does your loo say about you?" ads acknowledege that poo stinks


I'm loving this thread

AlmightyCushion

They show shít in train spotting.

nlgbbbblth

There was a good documentary on BBC2 recently called Boys From The Brown Stuff which is about sewerage workers in England. Plenty of sh*t in that. They talked about 'tasting the smell at the back of their throat'.

Actually I remember them discussing this on the Family Guy DVD commentary. They were commenting on how odd it was that its such a faux pas to show piss or sh*t on tv compared to everything else they get away with.

AlmightyCushion

Wait a minute, what the hell is the OP talking about? Their is plenty of shít on shown tv. Sure isn't celebrity big brother starting up soon.

Pigman II

nlgbbbblth wrote: »

There was a good documentary on BBC2 recently called Boys From The Brown Stuff which is about sewerage workers in England. Plenty of sh*t in that. They talked about 'tasting the smell at the back of their throat'.

It's not the same tho. I bet there was no shots of poop squeezing out of someones heinyhole before going splosh into the toiletbowl?

Dudess

OP, watch Pink Flamingos: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069089/

Also there's that swimming pool scene in Caddyshack. Although I can't remember whether it's really a poo or something else but the people only THINK it's a poo. Whatever it is, Bill Murray takes a bite out of it.

JC 2K3

Why can't we be more like Japan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVoLz88hiU

AlmightyCushion

JC 2K3 wrote: »

Why can't we be more like Japan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVoLz88hiU

That is quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Thank you.

JC 2K3

JC 2K3 wrote: »

Why can't we be more like Japan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVoLz88hiU

I've a bashful bladder so there'd be no way I'd be able to piss when theres people around me chanting.

FlutterinBantam

NSFW - www.ratemypoo.com - NSFW. for loads of prizewinning logs.

Tha Gopher

Tha Japanese thing is hilarious\disturbing in equal measure.

As for sh1t on tv, of course they show sh1t on TV. Have you never seen CSI Miami?.....



*tumbleweed*

Karoma

Tha Gopher wrote: »

As for sh1t on tv, of course they show sh1t on TV. Have you never seen CSI Miami?.....



*tumbleweed*

Sorry to go a bit off-topic but it's hilariously bad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

Spyral

They don't show wees either. And in feminine hygiene ads, the blood is blue

its deoxygenated blood and its kept in a vacuum so it doesn't become oxygenated. an all of the platelets are taken out and its diluted !

Mossy Monk

Karoma wrote: »

Sorry to go a bit off-topic but it's hilariously bad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

Brilliant. Intentionally bad.

Dudess

That Japanese vid is definitely one of the funniest things I've ever, ever seen! Thanks so much for it, JC 2K3!

Damn. Clip no longer on YouTube. Oh well, here's the dialogue:

I'm disrespectful to dirt!
Can you see I am serious!

Get out of my way, all of you!
This is no place for loafers.
Join me or die.
Can you do any less?


For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle.

WindSock

Yay, Mr Sparkle. out of my way, all of you.

That clip is hilarious. What a fun happy time they have in japan at toilet time.

Lawl at the kid squeezing a dirt at the end

nlgbbbblth

Pigman II wrote: »

It's not the same tho. I bet there was no shots of poop squeezing out of someones heinyhole before going splosh into the toiletbowl?

you mean like in '2girls1cup'?

no.
closest was a scene when the two guys were in the sewer and someone above flushed a toilet.

Pigman II

nlgbbbblth wrote: »

you mean like in '2girls1cup'?

no.
closest was a scene when the two guys were in the sewer and someone above flushed a toilet.

And were they like : *Sigh* "Same sh1t. different day"

david1two3

MooseJam wrote: »

Think of all the products they try to sell us, toilet roll, toilet cleaners, bleaches scented stuff etc etc and I have never seen a dirty big log floating in a bowl, why can't they show Poo on tv, is this the last taboo left to be broken, we have seen nudity, the gay kiss, but the log in all it's glory remains elusive.

If the gay kiss isnt edited carefully you may get a bit lumberjacks lipstick .

david1two3

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

They show shít in train spotting.

Spain trotting didnt have any rules to guide it by, but I found it so awful I couldnt watch it.Where do you get the fada from?

Degsy

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

They show shít in train spotting.

Yes,the whole heroin-glorifying pop video was shiit!

Degsy

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

NSFW - www.ratemypoo.com - NSFW. for loads of prizewinning logs.

Steady on there son,i got a spanking for putting up a picture of some bloke taking a dump from that site!

ejmaztec

They always had a captain's log in Star Trek .... always wondered how it got promoted.........................

Degsy

There was loads of floating logs at the biginning of the Beachcombers!

H.O.T.A.S.

I think there is enough sh!te on TV already.

That Japanese video is quality though!

AlmightyCushion

david1two3 wrote: »

Spain trotting didnt have any rules to guide it by, but I found it so awful I couldnt watch it.Where do you get the fada from?

ctrl + alt + i gives you í, I can type shit but this way is just easier.