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worst christmas joke, i dont get it...

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  • 21-12-2007 10:33pm
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    subway
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    What is Santa's favourite pizza?
    One that's deep pan, crisp and even
    seriously, please, can some explain it to me.
    i dont get the punchline at all...


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    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Its a line out of that old Crimbo tune, Old King Wenseslusessessles etc.


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    subway
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    hmm, never heard of it.
    sing us a few bars would you?


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    Den_M
    Registered Users Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Den_M


    I'll leave the fat bastard one of those this Xmas so.


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    #5
    Den_M
    Registered Users Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Den_M


    An oldie but a goodie!


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    moco
    Registered Users Posts: 972 ✭✭✭moco


    why was santas helper depressed?














    Low elf-esteem.:eek:


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    Karoma
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    Moved from AH :p


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    #8
    subway
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    oh no, what have i started ...


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    #9
    subway
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    Karoma wrote: »
    Moved from AH :p
    thanks, i got what i needed, if it turns into a thread full of dodgy christmas crackers, it wasnt my intention...


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    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    *Sings*
    Good King Wenceslas looked out
    On the feast of Stephen
    When the snow lay round about
    Deep and crisp and even


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    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,921 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Mr.S wrote: »
    Why is Santas sack so big?

    - He only comes once a year

    Eeeewwwwww!!!! Well Santa certainly won't be coming to you this year! Ur going on the naughty list!! No pun intended. :eek:


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Toots85 wrote: »
    Eeeewwwwww!!!! Well Santa certainly won't be coming to you this year! Ur going on the naughty list!!
    Why is santa so jolly ?

    He knows where all the bad girls live


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    Pal
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    what have seagulls and Christmas got in common ?

    Sandy claws


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    #14
    CrazyTalk
    Registered Users Posts: 454 ✭✭CrazyTalk


    Cheese flavoured cheese


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