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Things that seem great when drunk

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    #62
    G86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭G86


    I'm nvr gonna be let forget this drunken text I sent to this guy a few weeks ago..

    free wine and champers =

    'I can be HOT'

    no smileys, no 'haha', i just sent it as if it was a simple fact! cringe!


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    #63
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    G86 wrote: »
    I'm nvr gonna be let forget this drunken text I sent to this guy a few weeks ago..

    free wine and champers =

    'I can be HOT'

    no smileys, no 'haha', i just sent it as if it was a simple fact! cringe!
    You forgot a couple of E's there.
    Did you drop them that night?


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    #64
    G86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭G86


    ha didn't take you long to pick up on that!:D

    ah shucks I'll mind them next time.....wild dozy head on me tonight:rolleyes:


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    #65
    big_show
    Registered Users Posts: 623 ✭✭✭big_show


    Drunken transportation,
    you know, when you leave a pub and then your atomatically at your next destination, with no memory of the journey!


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    #66
    galwayrush
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    Roscommon?:rolleyes: ( extremely drunk


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    #67
    shane86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭shane86


    Beboing people. Its worse than drunk texts/calls. At least with drunk texts and calls only one person heard/read the whole thing.

    Chasing anything remotely female

    Heroic frank the tank orders in Abras at 3am. Two quarter pounder cheese and a garlic and cheese fry. Come 10am it feels like you swallowed a 3 stone ball of lead the night before.

    Signing up for drunken sex chat/"dating" text services. wtf was I thinking, when they send you a text it eats money off your own credit. I lost a tenner odd thanks to signing up for that sh1te whilst sitting infront of the tv post clubat 4am absoloutely mindless drunk watching Channel 6.

    Giving shockingly bad/misinterpreted opinions about matches on the Soccer forum after I have been in the pub since 3pm

    Putting your key into a door of a house that looks near identical to your own....but isnt.

    Finding the key doesnt work and then ringing the bell to gain enterance to a gaff you think you live in.

    Getting drunk and posting on boards about stupid things you have done while drunk

    ahem.....


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    #68
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    shane86 wrote: »
    Finding the key doesnt work and then ringing the bell to gain enterance to a gaff you think you live in.

    HOW YA LOVE! Can I get into my bed?


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    #69
    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Monte Python movies, so much better when drunk.


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    #70
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    humbert wrote: »
    Monte Python movies, so much better when drunk.

    The Evil Dead is fantastic while drunk as well.


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    #71
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Getting on stage with half your band to perform songs you haven't rehearsed properly, thinking you have the right amount of dexterity in your hands, and thinking your voice will somehow work, while using the equipment that the band who are actually playing in the pub are using, without knowing how to use their effects etc.

    Not that I've ever done that. Twice.


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    #72
    prod_igy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 85 ✭✭prod_igy


    - walking 2miles home from niteclub in middle of winter with just a tshirt on

    - waking up in a ditch after trying to walk home the night before

    - going to a random city i.e. waterford last weekend, knowing you only have enough money to get there, and not enough to get back.....what was i thinking??

    - drinkinng all day before going into work, not remembering any of work, then being told the next day everything stupid you did in work

    - not paying taxi fare and legging it

    - pulling your trousers down in middle of dancefloor in reds and then not being able to pull them back up cause everyone is slapping your ass

    - crowd surfing

    - taking your mates car for a spin :confused:

    - waking up beside a fat bird in galway, and having to be in work in 10mins in dublin

    - getting 50euro woth of shots for yourself

    - playing golf


    .......these are the ones i can think of for now


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    #73
    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Breaking into places with fences that would intimidate a circus acrobat.


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    #74
    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    I'll have to go with playing darts and getting into a taxi, mind you when i get into a taxi drunk i seem to get home an awful lot quicker.............. i thought taxi men liked a good chat about deregulation :p


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    #75
    Pj!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    Here's another one:

    Walking out a road that leads to absolutely nowhere, next town 40+ miles, but having a destination target in mind. Realising after a few hours that you're going nowhere, so sleep in a bus stop.
    Waking up the next morning is very depressing. I mean very, very depressing!


    edited to protect anomimiity... anomimimity... anomemity... anomsomething... anomememety....

    EDITED.


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    #76
    prod_igy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 85 ✭✭prod_igy


    forky i know what u mean! i went back to a girls flat that i was with before and really like thinkin i was gonna score her....an hour later after getting nowhere, i make my way back to my mates apartment in a block across the way. after 10mins of knocking and buzzing with no reply i try ringin him but my battery is dead. i try buzzin the girls apartment but couldn't remembr her apartment number. its 4am, and i have no way of contactin or getting thru to anyone, so i spend nite sleeping in busstop thinkin about how differently the night could have went:(


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    #77
    Caliden
    Registered Users Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    Declaring that your friend's girlfriend's breast are awesome...


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    #78
    coffee_cake
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    Terry wrote: »
    Is it lonely up there on your high horse?

    Yeh, give us a drink :eek:


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    #79
    phantom_lord
    Registered Users Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    SimpleSam06 wrote: »
    Having sex with your ex girlfriend's younger sister.

    that seemed great when i was sober too tho!


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    #80
    congo_90
    Registered Users Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭congo_90


    subway wrote: »
    talking to your boss *openly*...

    am i glad for the christmas break :D
    mp3guy wrote: »
    Walking completely unrealistic distances home.

    Probably walking around a friends house completly naked at 5am

    Taking some red and white construction tape and making a tie out of it and telling a bouncer it is a tie. (i didnt get in lol)

    I done the boss thing too... oh god i was askin q's like 'why did u employ me you fat miserable bo11ocks!!!' you can imagine how it went. (quite well because he couldnt stand

    I seem to have bad experiences of slamming my drink down on tables or counters and smashing it in my hand. i usually stand there wondering where the drink has gone.

    Stairs while drunk- you understand.

    plastic jacuzzi drinking with a friends older sis and her friends in it. Lit a candle seemed good at the time. Forgot to blow out the candles. Managed to burn down the entire bathroom and part of the roof!

    I could go on but im too hungover


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    #81
    Sleepy
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    Just the one's I've done more than once:

    Walking home to Deansgrange from the city centre.

    Buying bottles of champagne in the residents lounge.

    Booking into a city centre hotel with a one night stand instead of just bringing her home.

    Staying up til 5:30 watching episodes of whatever TV series I've most recently gotten into and posting on boards!


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    #82
    nobodythere
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    Walking 2 miles home with torn ligaments and swollen ankle.


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    #83
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    2 from my brother,
    Pissing in the sink in the Ladies Loo in a Pub
    Swiping a full roast from a Carvery and eating it between 2 friends outside.


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    #84
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    telling the four or five scumbags prowling around outside the pub that you'll take em all on and kill em and rape their fathers, then doing a legger, getting caught and beat up. wuhoo a black eye for christmas. apparently i'm not invincible when i'm drunk, and cant run for **** either.


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    #85
    SUNGOD
    Registered Users Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭SUNGOD


    galwayrush wrote: »
    2 from my brother,
    Pissing in the sink in the Ladies Loo in a Pub
    Swiping a full roast from a Carvery and eating it between 2 friends outside.

    ah yeah the brother did it !!!!!!


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    #86
    Quality
    Registered Users Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Strip Poker.....

    Strip Dares....

    Wife swap....


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    #87
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Texting people you've never even met - apart from conversing with them via Boards. Hi Monkeyfudge!


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    #88
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Quality wrote: »
    Strip Poker.....

    Strip Dares....

    Wife swap....

    Why hello. Drunk yet?


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    #89
    Richie860504
    Registered Users Posts: 130 ✭✭Richie860504


    Going to a house party and trying to surf down the stairs on an ironing board. Two ways for it to end fall off, Break bones, make it to the bottom go through the front door head first. Surprisingly no broken neck yet!!! or challenging your mates to an arm wrestle over two candles, Where the loser ends up with the back of their hand burned and a nice blister the next day!!!


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    #90
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    Dudess wrote: »
    Texting people you've never even met - apart from conversing with them via Boards. Hi Monkeyfudge!



    hahahahaha... heard about that... don't worry... we've alld one it at some poitn... and ... from waht i can make out... mine were worse than yours >_<

    also, posting lyrics in general.. .posting while angry/pissed off/upset....

    orrrr... posting any of the above while on a board you know your b/f reads and you know you haven't directly told him yet...

    *seriously shifty eyse....*


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    #91
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    oh and also, staying up all night drinking, while playing music, only to be unfortuante enough to meet your father a teh wrong end of bedtiem getting ready for work....


    *eep*

    once those eggs are boiled... i think it may really be tuime for sleepies for ni...


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