Welcome New Mod of AH, Dudess

Dudess

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

The new moderator is Dudess.

Holy crap! Headed out for a couple of hours to get Christmas presents (as in, get given them rather than just get them) and I come home, log on to Boards and see 11 pms... cool! Wow, I said I was unsure how I'd manage such a responsibility but you guys say I'm the mod, so if you say so? Trolls don't stand a chance!

Thanks guys! I'm actually feeling a little overwhelmed here...

leninbenjamin wrote: »

cf. earlier post.

I have to echo WWM: what do ya mean?

Karoma wrote: »

You know, I want to say stuff...but if I do nobody will believe she really is the new mod.
Heh.

Congratulations and welcomes and stuffs, Dudess.

Cheers K! A congratulations from Karoma - that's not something you get very often. I'm gonna frame this post.

LordChessington wrote: »

Woo! Monthly banhammer rampage!

See, now that it's actually a reality (well it's a temporary contract initially) I'm feeling all humble now and plan to be really soft... but that'll pass. Anyway, Ruu (whisper his name in awe) comes across as all soft...

Karoma wrote: »

I shall envy her mighty e-clit.

And indeed you should. Multiple bannings for me at a time - only one for you...

Thanks, you lovely cutesy guys!

Karoma

rb_ie wrote: »

I think now's about the right time for WWM to make Dudess' tits pics public.

He didn't manage to get one. I pestered. I checked. He didn't. He's going soft...

witchywoman

i must say, having watched this thread with intrigue i am disappointed. I originally thought that the people posting on after hours were mature ,well adjusted adults. To find that the whole thing is a piss take is really not appealing, how regular posters can be cajouled, ridiculed, made fun of, and for the whole thing to be kept up for days is sad. I never knew there were so many people queueing up to do it, considering that theres no financial reward entailled, it just goes to show ya how many power hungry people there are on here. A disgraceful exercise .......

Kimbot

witchywoman wrote: »

i must say, having watched this thread with intrigue i am disappointed. I originally thought that the people posting on after hours were mature ,well adjusted adults. To find that the whole thing is a piss take is really not appealing, how regular posters can be cajouled, ridiculed, made fun of, and for the whole thing to be kept up for days is sad. I never knew there were so many people queueing up to do it, considering that theres no financial reward entailled, it just goes to show ya how many power hungry people there are on here. A disgraceful exercise .......

There the 2 problems.... people thinking and then Thinking that its a serious place...

Rb

Karoma wrote: »

He didn't manage to get one. I pestered. I checked. He didn't. He's going soft...

Wow, wtf WWM?

I'd hope there was at least promises of sexual favours involved.

witchywoman wrote: »

i must say, having watched this thread with intrigue i am disappointed. I originally thought that the people posting on after hours were mature ,well adjusted adults. To find that the whole thing is a piss take is really not appealing, how regular posters can be cajouled, ridiculed, made fun of, and for the whole thing to be kept up for days is sad. I never knew there were so many people queueing up to do it, considering that theres no financial reward entailled, it just goes to show ya how many power hungry people there are on here. A disgraceful exercise .......

Lol.

You and 6th should hook up. T'Internet, serious business.

WhiteWashMan

witchywoman wrote: »

i must say, having watched this thread with intrigue i am disappointed. I originally thought that the people posting on after hours were mature ,well adjusted adults. To find that the whole thing is a piss take is really not appealing, how regular posters can be cajouled, ridiculed, made fun of, and for the whole thing to be kept up for days is sad. I never knew there were so many people queueing up to do it, considering that theres no financial reward entailled, it just goes to show ya how many power hungry people there are on here. A disgraceful exercise .......

?

sorry?


A piss take?

Where did you get that from?

Dudess has been a mode a moderator fo the forum from the other post.

Do you actually read anything, or do you just jump in, two feet straight in gob, with little or no logic or brain functions engaged?

Whether or not there are power hungry power people out here has nothing to do with boards.ie. perhaps you should take it up with local government, they may be able to serve you better.

and im not sure of any cajoling or ridiculing of users by moderators. maybe amongst themselves, but i tell people what to type or what to think.

although, i may tell people they are stupid every now and then. consider this one of those times.

Ruu_Old

Take a few moments to say goodbye to your former friends, Dudess, and report for reassignment and a better life. \o/

Dudess

jonny24ie wrote: »

All hail Dudess...... godess of crimson tide bannings.

Any mention of that thread results in a banning. In fact... what are you talking about?

Dyr

witchywoman wrote: »

considering that theres no financial reward entailled, .......

maybe not for you '07 apprentices but us old sweats get to convert our posts into clubcard points, its pretty sweet.

tallus

Congrats Dudess!

GhostInTheRuins

Congrats Dudess

Edit: I hate when that happens

jonny24ie

jonny24ie wrote: »

There the 2 problems.... people thinking and then Thinking that its a serious place...

+1
There are plenty of other fora within boards for the serious stuff, AH isn't one of them. tCN is definitely not either.

I, for one, welcome our new Female overlord--lady.

We did ask, but He's modding over on the islam forum at the moment.

Ha ha.

WhiteWashMan

Dudess wrote: »

Any mention of that thread results in a banning. In fact... what are you talking about?

???

what?

You mean you're a chick?

What have I done?!

witchywoman

jonny24ie wrote: »

There the 2 problems.... people thinking and then Thinking that its a serious place...

perhaps , I did not phrase that correctly!! Of course , the forum is not too serious, its the way this moderator thread has gone on that I find strange, I really didnt realise that hundreds of posters were wanting to get their sweaty little paws on the title. Sad, plus the fact that powers that be showed themselves up to be nothing more than piss takers.

Rb

witchywoman wrote: »

perhaps , I did not phrase that correctly!! Of course , the forum is not too serious, its the way this moderator thread has gone on that I find strange, I really didnt realise that hundreds of posters were wanting to get their sweaty little paws on the title. Sad, plus the fact that powers that be showed themselves up to be nothing more than piss takers.

There was only one person who wasn't taking the p1ss/having a laugh in that thread tbh, and we've seen what that's lead to so...stop ruining a perfectly good thread. If you've an issue, off to Feedback you go.

GhostInTheRuins

witchywoman wrote: »

plus the fact that powers that be showed themselves up to be nothing more than piss takers.

It's not like they're the government or anything......oh.....wait.......

Kimbot

witchywoman wrote: »

perhaps , I did not phrase that correctly!! Of course , the forum is not too serious, its the way this moderator thread has gone on that I find strange, I really didnt realise that hundreds of posters were wanting to get their sweaty little paws on the title. Sad, plus the fact that powers that be showed themselves up to be nothing more than piss takers.

1 thread to request people that want the job that a lot of posters on here would hate

and

2nd thread to annouce who the new mod is.... i see no problem with that.

Time Magazine

Deleted User wrote: »

Well, this is anti-climatic.

Karoma wrote: »

He didn't manage to get one. I pestered. I checked. He didn't. He's going soft...

He's not the only one going soft.

Congrats, woman I don't know!

Agamemnon

Congratulations, Dudess. Now you should ban everyone who didn't nominate you for the Most Lickable Award.

rb_ie

rb_ie wrote: »

If you've an issue, off to Feedback you go.

And bring a LOLcat while you're at it.

Mr. CooL ICE

witchywoman wrote: »

Sad, plus the fact that powers that be showed themselves up to be nothing more than piss takers.

They're moderating a forum as volunteers. They're not being paid, they're doing this for fun, with a chunk of responsibility thrown in because they have been decided from Buddha (or Cloud, DeVore, whatever you want to call him). Why exactly are they not entitled to take the piss every once in a while?

Helix

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

Do you actually read anything, or do you just jump in, two feet straight in gob, with little or no logic or brain functions engaged?

surely the obvious answer to that is apparent by the fact that shes a woman?

Dyr

I for one welcome our new mammy/mod and would like to endear myself to her by deploring the allegations currently flying around that this promotion was in any way earned through "womanly charms". Shame on yiz :mad:

witchywoman

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

?

sorry?


A piss take?

Where did you get that from?

Dudess has been a mode a moderator fo the forum from the other post.

Do you actually read anything, or do you just jump in, two feet straight in gob, with little or no logic or brain functions engaged?

Whether or not there are power hungry power people out here has nothing to do with boards.ie. perhaps you should take it up with local government, they may be able to serve you better.

and im not sure of any cajoling or ridiculing of users by moderators. maybe amongst themselves, but i tell people what to type or what to think.

although, i may tell people they are stupid every now and then. consider this one of those times.

believe it or not ive read the whole thing from start to finish!!I like the jibe about local government, youve obviously taken the time to look me up! YOUD BE SUPRISED HOW MANY BRAIN CELLS A FEMALE HAS.

Rb

LordChessington wrote: »

Why exactly are they not entitled to take the piss every once in a while?

They can take the p1ss the whole time if they like (and Karoma does), as long as they run the forum well then that's all that matters at the end of the day.

Rb

witchywoman wrote: »

YOUD BE SUPRISED HOW MANY BRAIN CELLS A FEMALE HAS.

I heard it's somewhere in the region of 5-15. Could you confirm this?Kthnx.

Mr. CooL ICE

rb_ie wrote:

They can take the p1ss the whole time if they like (and Karoma does), as long as they run the forum well then that's all that matters at the end of the day.

Qft

witchywoman

witchywoman wrote: »

YOUD BE SUPRISED HOW MANY BRAIN CELLS A FEMALE HAS.

A lot less than people think?

Damnit rb_ie!

Kimbot

rb_ie wrote: »

I heard it's somewhere in the region of -515. Could you confirm this?Kthnx.

let me correct that for you...

copacetic

Karoma wrote: »

He didn't manage to get one. I pestered. I checked. He didn't. He's going soft...

well the lack of tit pictures will do that, maybe you can help him get hard again with all your 'checking'?

WhiteWashMan

witchywoman wrote: »

I like the jibe about local government, youve obviously taken the time to look me up! .

Dont kid yourself. I have no idea who you are, nor do I care.

witchywoman wrote: »

YOUD BE SUPRISED HOW MANY BRAIN CELLS A FEMALE HAS.

Who said anything about women?

Its amazing how easily some people can turn something that was said, into something that wasnt said. Heres a classic case.

If you have any further issues with this forum, the way its moderated, or the way that we choose a new moderator, please feel free to take it to the Feedback forum of this site.

BUt do feel free to acnswer any of the relevant questions asked about this whole thing being a piss take, or the cajoling etc of users. And if you can stick up some links anad examples as well, while you are at it, that would be much appreciated.

Otherwise, Im just going to assume you are having a 6th like fit becuase you werent chosen.

Oh, and with regards the woman remark you made above, I think it says more about your own mindset than mine.

WindSock

YaY congrats, Dudess. So. Who ya gonna ban first

Karoma

witchywoman wrote: »

perhaps , I did not phrase that correctly!! Of course , the forum is not too serious, its the way this moderator thread has gone on that I find strange, I really didnt realise that hundreds of posters were wanting to get their sweaty little paws on the title. Sad, plus the fact that powers that be showed themselves up to be nothing more than piss takers.

It's sad that people took something seriously... that you're taking even more seriously... sorry... I haven't the foggiest what your problem is. Can you try again?

witchywoman wrote: »

believe it or not ive read the whole thing from start to finish!!I like the jibe about local government, youve obviously taken the time to look me up! YOUD BE SUPRISED HOW MANY BRAIN CELLS A FEMALE HAS.

Is it true that a female child's got more "brain cells" than an adult's got?
\o\
/o/

Is too late to make witchywoman moderator? She's a she...but she also seems incapable of having fun. That's what AH needs! LESS FUN!


I confess: I was responsible for some cajoling, some tomfoolery, some ninnynannying but not ridiculing. I refute charges of ridiculing.

Ban WWM. G'wan. It'll be high-larious.

Kimbot

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

Otherwise, Im just going to assume you are having a 6th like fit becuase you werent chosen.

Or else 6th is after possessing another boardsie so he can post in AH again..

Rb

Dudess: Please note, I'm on my last strike around here so always give two thoughts before taking any actions against me, thanks

jonny24ie

jonny24ie wrote: »

1 thread to request people that want the job that a lot of posters on here would hate

Some people enjoy those types of jobs, Traffic wardens spring to mind, not a lot of difference tbh
"you can't park that thread there" & "move it or I'll clamp (lock) it"

Congrats Dudess

Dyr

Karoma wrote: »

Is too late to make witchywoman moderator? She's a she...but she also seems incapable of having fun. That's what AH needs! LESS FUN!

I say we hold off until she comes out with the classic children-could-be reading-this-forum line.

Karoma

Deleted User wrote: »

Some people enjoy those types of jobs, Traffic wardens spring to mind, not a lot of difference tbh
"you can't park that thread there" & "move it or I'll clamp (lock) it"

My dream job involves sterilising lots of people.

Bambi wrote: »

I say we hold off until she comes out with the classic children-could-be reading-this-forum line.

She's worse than Hitler. So are you. So is dolanbaker. So am I.

Dyr

rb_ie wrote: »

Dudess: Please note, I'm on my last strike around here so always give two thoughts before taking any actions against me, thanks

Surely when an AH mod hangs up their badge they dont pass the records of that class of thing onto the new one?

*sweats*

Karoma

Worthy of its own post:

WitchyWashyWoman wrote:

I originally thought that the people posting on after hours were mature ,well adjusted adults.

witchywoman

I WOULDNT MODERATE YOUR FORUM IF YOU BEGGED, I have no issue with the chosen boardsie, I wish her well. You can stick your forum where the sun dont shine, you insulting fcuk.If the only reply mechanism you have is to bully people into shutting up , then you are indeed a b****x. Feel free to ban me.

Dyr

Karoma wrote: »

My dream job involves sterilising lots of people.





She's worse than Hitler. So are you. So is dolanbaker. So am I.

I must have been upgraded, i was only worse than Stalin the last time i checked.

Karoma

Why would I ban you? You're entitled to an opinion. You do disappoint me, however. I originally thought you were a mature, well-adjusted adult.

Dyr

witchywoman wrote: »

I WOULDNT MODERATE YOUR FORUM IF YOU BEGGED,

even if we begged in traffic?

leninbenjamin

witchywoman wrote: »

I WOULDNT MODERATE YOUR FORUM IF YOU BEGGED,.

WE WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO MODERATE SAID FORUM EITHER. WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS?

Mr. CooL ICE

witchywoman wrote: »

I WOULDNT MODERATE YOUR FORUM IF YOU BEGGED, I have no issue with the chosen boardsie, I wish her well. You can stick your forum where the sun dont shine, you insulting fcuk.If the only reply mechanism you have is to bully people into shutting up , then you are indeed a b****x. Feel free to ban me.

Am I the only one that still doesn't really get what her point is?

Kimbot

witchywoman wrote: »

I WOULDNT MODERATE YOUR FORUM IF YOU BEGGED, I have no issue with the chosen boardsie, I wish her well. You can stick your forum where the sun dont shine, you insulting fcuk.If the only reply mechanism you have is to bully people into shutting up , then you are indeed a b****x. Feel free to ban me.

Who on earth is bullying you??

I think you need a chill pill and a deep breath!!

cson

Karoma wrote: »

Is it true that a female child's got more "brain cells" than an adult's got?

Well they do have more bones than a grown-ups got. (And thats a natural law....dun dun.. dem bones dem bones need calcium etc etc)