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Another roasting

  • 23-12-2007 5:33pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭


    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2312_micah.shtml

    Spare a though for those poor premiership footballers this xmas. In these days of the internet, camera phones etc they can even use their celebrity status for a bit of groupie roasting without it being splashed all over the papers.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,013 ✭✭✭✭eirebhoy


    How old is the guy that wrote that?

    "a sick sex video"
    "a vile animal"
    "The sickening video"
    "a sick act which involves one man having sex with a woman from behind while she gives a second oral sex"

    That's as far as I got in the article, couldn't arse reading the rest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,081 ✭✭✭LeixlipRed


    eirebhoy wrote: »
    How old is the guy that wrote that?

    "a sick sex video"
    "a vile animal"
    "The sickening video"
    "a sick act which involves one man having sex with a woman from behind while she gives a second oral sex"

    That's as far as I got in the article, couldn't arse reading the rest.

    That article is hilarious :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    eirebhoy wrote: »
    How old is the guy that wrote that?

    "a sick sex video"
    "a vile animal"
    "The sickening video"
    "a sick act which involves one man having sex with a woman from behind while she gives a second oral sex"

    That's as far as I got in the article, couldn't arse reading the rest.

    Thats pretty much exactly what I was going to post. It says the word teenager aswell like they are old pedeophiles preying on a child. Richard sis only 19 himself ffs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,951 ✭✭✭DSB


    Tabloids should seriously be shut down. They serve no purpose.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,648 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    my lack of caring could be bottled


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    The article is more sickening than the alleged "incident".

    "Even when one of their phones rings they don't stop"

    Evil indeed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    MrJoeSoap wrote: »
    The article is more sickening than the alleged "incident".

    "Even when one of their phones rings they don't stop"

    Evil indeed.

    Yeah, my girlfriend loves nothing more than me to pop off and answer the phone mid session. She says it makes her feel special. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,014 ✭✭✭Eirebear


    interstingly enough....i really dont give a toss!

    Although i do find it quite funny that the whole episode seems to have lasted 87 seconds! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Hehe, think it was the video that lasted 87 seconds... still, never let the truth get in the way of a good story!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Anyone got a link to the video, no? :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,014 ✭✭✭Eirebear


    MrJoeSoap wrote: »
    Hehe, think it was the video that lasted 87 seconds... still, never let the truth get in the way of a good story!

    lol, if the tabloids can do it...i can do it!
    Certainly makes me feel more confident in myself :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭shane86


    eirebhoy wrote: »
    "a sick act which involves one man having sex with a woman from behind while she gives a second oral sex"

    ..........

    Indeed. I think it says more about the girl than the lads.


    "Most of my friends have now got it on their phones. But you can't help thinking they are treating the girl like a piece of meat....."

    Their friend really said the last line? eh, lol :D My cock they said that. If you are going to pretend to have interviewed a secret source at least make the wording credible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    'sickening'
    'vile'

    'CLICK HERE FOR ARE EXCLUSIVE WITH THE MAN UTD "RAPE" GIRL"

    Yeah, those footballers are real sickos all right. :rolleyes:


    So, threeways are considered a bad thing now? *sigh*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭shane86


    eirebhoy wrote: »
    How old is the guy that wrote that?

    "a sick sex video"
    "a vile animal"
    "The sickening video"
    "a sick act which involves one man having sex with a woman from behind while she gives a second oral sex"

    Indeed, sick porn focused bastards the pair of them.


    Topless Ten of 2007, Paris Holton Wet n Wild, Fabios wife with her baps out on the beach, and Lindsay Lohan "Intimate Pictures" are all available at the foot of the NOTW page.

    The smell of irony is nauseating.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    It would make you wonder if the paper has an ulterior motive to bring Richards' name down. Probably not though, they'd probably just do anything to sell a paper.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,825 ✭✭✭Mikeyt086


    They are trying to make people hate Richards.

    "Aston Martin driving Richards..."
    "He is wearing flash jewelery..."

    SO WHAT!

    They claim he isnt a role model for Leeds? That is exactley what every young boy in Leeds wants so this lot are just pricks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,283 ✭✭✭gucci


    shane86 wrote: »
    Indeed, sick porn focused bastards the pair of them.


    Topless Ten of 2007, Paris Holton Wet n Wild, Fabios wife with her baps out on the beach, and Lindsay Lohan "Intimate Pictures" are all available at the foot of the NOTW page.

    The smell of irony is nauseating.

    well said, what a load of muck that and many of the same sized newspapers are, to be honest the days of picking up a sunday newspaper to try and find out the football goings on from the day before over your breakfast are getting more and more complicated, i now have to spend 5mins in the local spar trying to figure out which one has the least trashy looking front page so the shop-keeper dosnt think that i actually read the front 55 pages of "coronation street exclusive" or "britney and amy winehouse" blah blah blah


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭shane86


    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2312_tranny.shtml

    :eek::eek::eek::eek: x Infinity


    I guess Wayne will be hoping more people read about his seduction technique at the crimbo bash than this :eek:

    I would post it in the Man U thread, but Id be banned from Soccer. And with very good reason :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    That paper is a step-down from the Weekly World News.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,630 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    That's a hilarious 'article'.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭Skud


    good to see what photoshop can do these days, pity nobody showed notw how to use it :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭Juan Pablo


    omg :eek: sportstar in consensual sex shocker

    Himself and Ish Miller ought to be ashamed of themselves, acting like rich teenage boys..... oh wait

    Svens gonna be unimpressed
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    He would have lasted a whole lot longer than 87 seconds thats for sure

    Fcuking NOTW


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭Statso


    Sister paper of the Sun, 'nuff said really.


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