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Oiling up the Tape Players out in Montrose.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭davef1000


    Expunge wrote: »
    There's going to be a couple of Hum-Dingers during Christmas Week on Radio Won, that's for sure. Take Wednesday December 27th for instance:

    Today with Sean O'Rourke, presented Castleknock farmer, Damien O'Reilly

    Two shows to replace the mighty Liveline....
    13:30 "Waiting"
    Written by Fiona Looney.

    And at 14:00 "Situationships"

    Then at 15:00 "Sure T'was Better"


    And especially from the Head of Content just for you, Brendan:
    22:00 Joe Jackson Tapes Revisited

    Is this a spoof? I can't tell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Its started already, a repeat of sunday morning with Miriam was played at 10pm last night instead of the late debate.

    That show has repeats on all the time and not just at Xmas.


  • Registered Users Posts: 751 ✭✭✭quintana76


    Heard that Joe is spending the entire Christmas period with the homeless. Giving half his salary as well.


  • Registered Users Posts: 751 ✭✭✭quintana76


    The cutbacks in RTE are upon us after they losing millions in the court case concerning the last presidential election. Their solution is that by far the majority of the staff have to recover from the shock by not having to work over Christmas and the full season. Out of respect for this harsh sacrifice compensation payments exist for the discombobulated. There is actual RTE logic here when the taxpayer is required to generously create the conditions for the continued extension of " la dolce vita" for a select interconnected few. And long may it last I say. We are lucky to have them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭Expunge


    davef1000 wrote: »
    Is this a spoof? I can't tell.

    Really, it's true. It does seem like the sort of thing 'Not the RTE Guide' would put up as a piss-take on Twitter.

    Unbelievable.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭flaneur


    It's still a massive improvement from the old wax cylinder system they were using.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,822 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Hmmmm minimum input on MI this morning on the news front, just a bunch of dudes jawing with Cian McCormack on the past year.

    Interesting to hear one contributer described as a "social media personality'

    Seems we have another tag for no-names now as well as 'reality tv personality'.

    The future is not good ,my friends


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,800 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Hmmmm minimum input on MI this morning on the news front, just a bunch of dudes jawing with Cian McCormack on the past year.

    Interesting to hear one contributer described as a "social media personality'

    Seems we have another tag for no-names now as well as 'reality tv personality'.

    The future is not good ,my friends

    Also know as " Influencers".
    Basically professional moochers looking for freebies from wherever they can get them, I struggle to see what they could possibly contribute to the flagship current affairs programme....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    To give them their credit, Ronan Collins was excused from his gruelling annual double duty on the 26th yesterday. Perhaps he was busy drumming at a Joe Dolan anniversary vigil?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,822 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    To give them their credit, Ronan Collins was excused from his gruelling annual double duty on the 26th yesterday. Perhaps he was busy drumming at a Joe Dolan anniversary vigil?

    I know the Castleknock farmer was due to finish at 1100, was ‘The King of bland patter’ on for the two hours.

    I give Montrose in all its forms a wide berth this time of the year.

    Too many devices have felt the ire of an angry rescue club to risk the good stuff.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    I know the Castleknock farmer was due to finish at 1100, was ‘The King of bland patter’ on for the two hours.

    I give Montrose in all its forms a wide berth this time of the year.

    Too many devices have felt the ire of an angry rescue club to risk the good stuff.

    Carole Moran stood in again today. To her credit she played some gem tracks but she forgot to do the Showband birthday list :mad::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,822 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Carole Moran stood in again today. To her credit she played some gem tracks but she forgot to do the Showband birthday list :mad::pac:

    Losty, forgive me for being a bit pedantic, and nothing personal,but it's Carol Moran.

    Small stuff I agree, but important.

    Now.....

    While we are at it, let's examine Carole Coleman, made her name in the Bush interview, why I don't really know, apparently married some dude over there, but lo an behold appears back all of a sudden reporting on some low level stuff on radio.


    What's the story there, one might ask ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Losty, forgive me for being a bit pedantic, and nothing personal,but it's Carol Moran.

    Small stuff I agree, but important.

    Now.....

    While we are at it, let's examine Carole Coleman, made her name in the Bush interview, why I don't really know, apparently married some dude over there, but lo an behold appears back all of a sudden reporting on some low level stuff on radio.


    What's the story there, one might ask ?

    I've noticed that a lot lately. She usually does the sad voiceovers for foreign disaster stories.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,822 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Leader in the clubhouse so far I feel is Conor Brophy, apart from doing the economic bulletins in his Cabinteely/Dun Laoire/ Shankhill style accent, he is doing the News at One as well.

    Seems he could get a bit of a 'leg up' in 2018.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,872 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    The Marty "comedy" show this morning is dire.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    Twice on the News at One they referred to the first baby born in Ireland in 2018 as weighing 3.2 Kilos, without giving the pounds and ounces equivalent.

    I've literally never heard anyone giving newborns details in Kilos, most listeners would have been in the dark.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    A fine baby but a small turkey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,822 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    sligojoek wrote: »
    A fine baby but a small turkey.

    Siri did it for me 7lbs 5 ounces.

    Fine baby indeed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,822 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Brenda Donohue (Kildare) in for D'arcy (Kildare)

    Can we go lower?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Brenda Donohue (Kildare) in for D'arcy (Kildare)

    Can we go lower?

    Ray actually buried his dad the other day, Brendan.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 874 ✭✭✭More Music


    Brenda Donohue (Kildare) in for D'arcy (Kildare)

    Can we go lower?

    What's the Kildare in brackets after each name all about?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,822 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    More Music wrote: »
    What's the Kildare in brackets after each name all about?

    Just an observation Mm, both as I recall are from Kildare.

    D'arcy from the town and Donohue from Newbridge, or maybe Clane.

    Just a little snippet of extra info.

    Soz if it's not accurate dude.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Tis a busy morning in the Montrose Holiday Home...
    1. Fanning is in for Tubs.
    2. Cathal is in for Ronan.
    3. Philip Boucher Hayes is in for Miriam O'Callaghan.
    4. Who herself is meant to be in for Séan O'Rourke

    Sadly Joe Duffy and Ray D'Arcy are on air and thus the listener gets no holiday from them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    Tis a busy morning in the Montrose Holiday Home...
    1. Fanning is in for Tubs.
    2. Cathal is in for Ronan.
    3. Philip Boucher Hayes is in for Miriam O'Callaghan.
    4. Who herself is meant to be in for Séan O'Rourke

    Sadly Joe Duffy and Ray D'Arcy are on air and thus the listener gets no holiday from them.

    Thought Shay Byrne was meant to be in for Ronan this week??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Thought Shay Byrne was meant to be in for Ronan this week??

    Hopefully Ronan finds out soon who he's sending a postcard and bringing back Duty Free to :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,820 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Yep, Stay Byrne is in for Ronan according to Paul Melia(?) who is in for Shay. Also yesterday I think Sarah McInerney was on Drivetime so presumably only Morning Ireland, News at One, Arena and Late Date have their usual presenters. Not sure if The Late Debate is off air for the summer. A joke for a national broadcaster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,023 ✭✭✭✭Joe_ Public


    Definitely feel like a holiday for the sports and business news readers who dont have to put up with Shay's dire excuse for "banter" in the mornings while he's away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Derek Mooney on Radio 1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Great guest on talking about Science


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,822 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Red Fred wrote: »
    Yep, Stay Byrne is in for Ronan according to Paul Melia(?) who is in for Shay. Also yesterday I think Sarah McInerney was on Drivetime so presumably only Morning Ireland, News at One, Arena and Late Date have their usual presenters. Not sure if The Late Debate is off air for the summer. A joke for a national broadcaster.

    Agree, good time for a coup in Ireland is Xmas.

    Only one person and a dog manning the National Broadcaster.....

    Colm O Regan starting now...... the mind boggles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,673 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    honeybear wrote: »
    Derek Mooney on Radio 1
    He used the word Bítch :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    zell12 wrote: »
    He used the word Bítch :eek:

    Think that was in context of a female dog


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,673 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    honeybear wrote: »
    Think that was in context of a female dog
    Yes it was
    but
    He used the word Bítch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,822 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    zell12 wrote: »
    Yes it was
    but
    He used the word Bítch

    Well can you expand on that, a bitch is a female dog?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,673 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Well can you expand on that, a bitch is a female dog?
    Yes, but but. Mooney said it so fiercely


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,822 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    zell12 wrote: »
    Yes, but but. Mooney said it so fiercely

    Oooh errr....... must take a listen :eek:

    Hit the off button as soon as I heard the line up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,872 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    He's also been known to use the word tit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭MikeyTaylor


    Paul Melia? Or Paul Moriarty?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,872 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Is Ronan the only presenter to do his own show today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,822 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Is Ronan the only presenter to do his own show today?

    Teachers hours,lads I said it before. I’ll say it again.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Is Ronan the only presenter to do his own show today?

    I’m hoping John Creedon will be presenting later.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    He's also been known to use the word tit.

    Michael D. called someone a wankker on air!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,822 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Michael D. called someone a wankker on air!

    You haven’t a clip of it have you?

    I’d love to hear that.

    Goes without saying the ‘wankee ‘ was a lad or lass who pitched for the taxpayer.

    Very surprised it would be a lefty entitlement peep?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 868 ✭✭✭amlinopta


    John Cooke filling in for Philip Boucher Hayes filling in for Miriam O’Callaghan filling in for Sean O’Rourke. Teachers holidays is right.


  • Registered Users Posts: 822 ✭✭✭newcavanman


    You haven’t a clip of it have you?

    I’d love to hear that.

    Goes without saying the ‘wankee ‘ was a lad or lass who pitched for the taxpayer.

    Very surprised it would be a lefty entitlement peep?
    It was Michael Graham on the Right Hook. He had torn assunder Higgins idealistic view of Cuba under the Castro regime, ie a great place so long as you do as your told. Graham gave him just enough rope for Comrade Higgins to hang himself. Classic stuff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    It was Michael Graham on the Right Hook. He had torn assunder Higgins idealistic view of Cuba under the Castro regime, ie a great place so long as you do as your told. Graham gave him just enough rope for Comrade Higgins to hang himself. Classic stuff

    You serious?
    Anyhow let's let the person looking for the clip decide who won...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    amlinopta wrote: »
    John Cooke filling in for Philip Boucher Hayes filling in for Miriam O’Callaghan filling in for Sean O’Rourke. Teachers holidays is right.

    Bonus point for calling up Anton Savage and passing him off as a transport expert on the 10 O'Clock show today.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    back in the day as far as i remember gay byrne and gerry ryan would be off for at least 2 months straight each summer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,872 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Cathal is in tonight. I'm so confused now I'm not sure if he's covering for himself or somebody else.


  • Registered Users Posts: 751 ✭✭✭quintana76


    You serious?
    Anyhow let's let the person looking for the clip decide who won...


    It is universally acknowledged that in the context of a debate if one of the contributors loses their temper and starts insulting their opponent and calling them names, it means that they have lost.
    The fact that parts of the Irish media chose to portray this very behavior by Michael D as some sort of victory shows their continuing doe eyed adoration of him that makes him win even when he loses.
    The bias is unrelenting. He is the media's man and they sure helped him along the way to becoming President.


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