The end is nigh. Apparently.

Terry

http://the-end.com/2008GodsFinalWitness/?gclid=CN_aqOLowJACFQ6ZQwoddAv5Wg

This popped up n the google ads at the top of the page.
It caught my interest, because it wasn't the usual one for colonic irrigation.

rom now until the latter part of 2008, many prophecies are going to begin to be fulfilled, especially the Seven Thunders of the Book of Revelation, which the apostle John saw but was restricted from recording. Those thunders are revealed in this book, as well as detailed accounts of the final three and one-half years of man's self-rule on earth, which are recorded in the account of the Seventh Seal of Revelation.

Some of these prophecies concern the demise of the United States over the next year, which will be followed by man's final world war. This last war will be the result of clashing religions and the governments they sway. Billions will die! This time will far exceed even the very worst times in all human history.

As these events unfold, the world will increasingly become aware of the authenticity of the words in this book and realize that Ronald Weinland has been sent by God as His end-time prophet.

This book is primarily directed to the people of the three major religions of the world (Islam, Judaism and Christianity), whose roots are in the God of Abraham. Ronald Weinland has been sent to all three.

Religious nuts are funny.

Endasaurus

We're all DOOMED :eek:

miju

good oul Terry, you can always count on him to bring you christmas cheer

edit: missed your closing sentence , lollers

Pigman II

wrote:

Billions will die! This time will far exceed even the very worst times in all human history.

I enjoyed the way he felt the need to qualify that statement.

nyarlothothep

It will be like being in a really expensive movie, with demons! I can't wait for the coming apocalypse, itll be like mad max meets aliens.

faceman

Terry is the lesser heard of fifth horseman of the apocalypse. He would ban the people from contributing to the bible, hence why he is the lesser known horseman.

galwayrush

nyarlothothep wrote: »

It will be like being in a really expensive movie, with demons! I can't wait for the coming apocalypse, itll be like mad max meets aliens.

You won't see the movie for at least a year after the event.I hope they don't feck it up by making it too PC

purple'n'gold

Terry wrote: »

http://the-end.com/2008GodsFinalWitness/?gclid=CN_aqOLowJACFQ6ZQwoddAv5Wg

This popped up n the google ads at the top of the page.
It caught my interest, because it wasn't the usual one for colonic irrigation.



Religious nuts are funny.

It probably would be funny if you understood a word of it, it seems like total gobblygook to me. The only significant thing about 2008 is it will be 40 years since Wexford won a minor all Ireland, I wonder if any of the prophets foretold that?

mike65

It would'nt be the end of the year without being the end of the world as well.

Mike.

Mr. CooL ICE

Hmm, I always knew these guys would give people bad ideas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20yyKTN5Gu0

Unearthly

It's ok, Bruce Willis saves us

the_syco

Some of these prophecies concern the demise of the United States over the next year, which will be followed by man's final world war. This last war will be the result of clashing religions and the governments they sway. Billions will die! This time will far exceed even the very worst times in all human history.

Love that bit. The prophecies of the demise of the United States, esp as the USA wasn't around "back then" when all those prophecies were made:D

Mossy Monk

Unearthly wrote: »

It's ok, Bruce Willis saves us

Not until he sings a tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKtt5oeKa8w

GhostInTheRuins

the_syco wrote: »

Love that bit. The prophecies of the demise of the United States, esp as the USA wasn't around "back then" when all those prophecies were made:D

Exactly, they take the random gibberish in revelations and try to twist it so that it'll make sense to them :rolleyes:

Karoma

ZOMG! SO MANY JESUSESSESSS! AAARRrrRRRGH! ZE PROPHECIES! ZEY ARE TRUE!