Irish Womenz

Tusky

I think they're lovely.

Down with all the Anti-Irish-Women threads.

super_furry

Hmmm, a cunning ploy.......I approve.

Ruu_Old

They all have lovely bottoms.

Pigman II

Yeah but you mod horror so you're probably impervious to them by this point.

You Suck!

Ha Ha!

ronano

Pigman II wrote: »

Yeah but you mod horror so you're probably impervious to them by this point.

i've got coke all over myself

faceman

Tusky wrote: »

I think they're lovely.

Down with all the Anti-Irish-Women threads.

Someone got their rock n'roll last night!

super_furry

ronano wrote: »

i've got coke all over myself

Hope it's not damp.

Pj!

We should definitely have a lovely girls competition.

MagicMarker

Ireland has some gorgeous girls! But they don't come close to some other nationalities.

Mr. CooL ICE

faceman wrote: »

Someone got their rock n'roll last night!

Aye. Either that, or he has got a female boardsie in his sights

faceman

LordChessington wrote: »

Aye. Either that, or he has got a female boardsie in his sights

Most of them are truckers!



[runs and hides]

Mr. CooL ICE

faceman wrote: »

Most of them are truckers!



[runs and hides]

I hear they gots teh testes. Big droopy ones too

Latchy

If they would only just stop playing hard to get , i mean they know they really want us and are just in denial

( also runs and hides )

faceman

latchyco wrote: »

If they would only just stop playing hard to get , i mean they know they really want us and are just in denial ................also runs and hides

to quote Bank Edwards:

wrote:

That's why I can't buy lesbians. Everyone needs dick. See, I can buy fags. Bunch of guys that need dick - just plain need it.... ...All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.

Latchy

faceman wrote: »

to quote Bank Edwards:

Yes, they want to be wanted and loved and cherished and .....(runs away to look for more suitable cliches )

faceman

latchyco wrote: »

Yes, they want to be wanted and loved and cherished and .....(runs away to look for more suitable cliches )

they want a sensitive caring man.

Except when they go on the pull and they go for the bad boy.

Latchy

faceman wrote: »

they want a sensitive caring man.

Yes somone like Bradley from eastenders ,always gets **** on

Except when they go on the pull and they go for the bad boy.

Bastards.......always gets the wimmin .......:mad:

faceman

latchyco wrote: »

Yes somone like Bradley from eastenders ,always gets **** on

Bastards.......always gets the wimmin .......:mad:

if you cant beat them, join them.

to quote from the genius hal hartley:

wrote:

The first good looking blond woman i see...i'm going to make her fall in love with me. I'll do everything right. Be a little aloof at first. Mysterious...seem sort of thoughtful, deep. But possibly a bit dangerous, too. Flatter her in little ways but be modest myself. They all fall for that s**t. Make her fall hopelessly in love with me. Yep. Mysterious, thoughtful, deep, but modest.

Then i'm going to f**k her. But i'm not going to care about her. To me she's going to be another piece of ass. Somebody else's little girl who i'm going to treat like dirt and make her beg for it, too. I'm just going to use her up. Have my way with her. Like a little toy, a little plaything. And when i'm done... i'm just going to throw her away.

of course the irony was that when he did meet that blonde, he fell in love with her and she broke his heart

Latchy

faceman wrote: »

if you cant beat them, join them.

to quote from the genius hal hartley:



of course the irony was that when he did meet that blonde, he fell in love with her and she broke his heart

Ahh ,so just like bradley he got **** on to ?

Thing is so many beautiful blondes around of every discription and nationality and the heart can only take being broken so many times,even once is enough

iwincosimcool

MY TAKE ON THE ANTI IRISH WOMEN THING
boards.ie men are generally less physically attractive, funny and confident than the average male. Irish women preference more physically attractive, funny and confident men, and often reject the average boards.ie user. Boards.ie users vent about their rejection the best way they know how.....
SIMPLE TINGZ

Latchy

iwincosimcool wrote: »

MY TAKE ON THE ANTI IRISH WOMEN THING
boards.ie men are generally less physically attractive, funny and confident than the average male. Irish women preference more physically attractive, funny and confident men, and often reject the average boards.ie user. Boards.ie users vent about their rejection the best way they know how.....
SIMPLE TINGZ

That could be a very sterotypical reading of your average male boards.ie member as is your discription of preferences of what wimmin want in a man but it's a fair assumtion maybe ? Equally i supose we cant all have perfect physical bodys or look like george clooney so the wimmins have to get whats out there (in the real world )

It's only a larf anyway

MagicMarker

iwincosimcool wrote: »

MY TAKE ON THE ANTI IRISH WOMEN THING
boards.ie men are generally less physically attractive, funny and confident than the average male. Irish women preference more physically attractive, funny and confident men, and often reject the average boards.ie user. Boards.ie users vent about their rejection the best way they know how.....
SIMPLE TINGZ

What exactly are you basing this on?

iwincosimcool

I'm not gonna back up what I've said, it may not be true, just putting it out there as something for you lot to think about it. Many apologies for the inconvenience.

MagicMarker

iwincosimcool wrote: »

I'm not gonna back up what I've said, it may not be true, just putting it out there as something for you lot to think about it. Many apologies for the inconvenience.

Erm.... ok. Thanks for your insight, even if you did just make it all up.

iwincosimcool

MagicMarker wrote: »

Erm.... ok. Thanks for your insight, even if you did just make it all up.

No bother Have a good new year.

Dudess

I find I gravitate towards men from these islands and men from Oz/NZ because of their sense of humour.

Latchy

I gravitate towards anything female thats hot (as long as shse not on fire )

phasers

I don't like Irish wimmins

sunce they're fluent in English, they always want to talk

walt0r

Irish women are very beautiful and attractive. They don't drink much at all and look after their bodies oh so well. They put the Californians to shame with how well they trim and shave their lovely ginger bushes.
They're not a bit loud or messy when drunk and always carry themselves with the utmost respect. Such highly cultured creatures who have nothing to fear with the influx of Eastern Europeans who aren't even a patch on the goddess-like Irish beauties that flourish down through our hills and valleys...

walt0r

Actually. I meant to say they're all fat...well, 99.9% are absolute pigs, and will be even larger after their xmas dinners where they'll scoff down pounds and pounds of meat and chocolates and fill their bellies with loads of beer, mmmm sexy Irish women

cregser

^ Wow. Whoever she was, it only took her 6mins to make you bitter. Must be some woman.

walt0r

Nah, I was just putting that in in case anybody thought I was retarded and actually found Irish women to be attractive. Wish they'd go to the gym more and lose the big bellies

phasers

walt0r wrote: »

Nah, I was just putting that in in case anybody thought I was retarded and actually found Irish women to be attractive. Wish they'd go to the gym more and lose the big bellies

meow, these are the words of a heartbroken man

walt0r

Oh, now you're being silly! An Irish woman break MY heart? I'm off out on the sauce to find some nice Eastern European poontang

Piste

The How To Look Good Naked book I got for Christmas told me that men love bellies



then again it was written by a gay man so I wouldn't trust that :P

Ah people that post those silly threads knocking Irish women in general or a certain type of Irish women are people that need to get themselves checked out.

Think about it. If you have a problem with a large group of people, odds are the problem rests with yourself!:)

Me I loves the Irish girls

Bob in Belfast

Dudess wrote: »

I find I gravitate towards men from these islands and men from Oz/NZ because of their sense of humour.

Maybe you should emigrate there then.

ironictoaster

Irish women have a great sense of humor!

tsk, It's about the inside not the outside :rolleyes:

Terry

Fabienne: I was looking at myself in the mirror.
Butch: Uh-huh?
Fabienne: I wish I had a pot.
Butch: You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
Fabienne: A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
Butch: Well you should be happy, 'cause you do.
Fabienne: Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.
Butch: I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.
Fabienne: The difference is huge.
Butch: You want me to have a pot?
Fabienne: No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
Butch: You think guys would find that attractive?
Fabienne: I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

MagicMarker

Terry wrote: »

Fabienne: I was looking at myself in the mirror.
Butch: Uh-huh?
Fabienne: I wish I had a pot.
Butch: You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
Fabienne: A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
Butch: Well you should be happy, 'cause you do.
Fabienne: Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.
Butch: I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.
Fabienne: The difference is huge.
Butch: You want me to have a pot?
Fabienne: No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
Butch: You think guys would find that attractive?
Fabienne: I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

How long have you been waiting to quote that on boards?

Dudess

Bob in Belfast wrote: »

Maybe you should emigrate there then.

I also included "these islands"... Hang on! You think I'm anti-republican don't ya? Nothing could be further from the truth actually!
I think the treatment of nationalists in the north post-partition was utterly disgusting and find it totally logical that there would be a reactionary campaign.
Back OT:

walt0r wrote:

Nah, I was just putting that in in case anybody thought I was retarded and actually found Irish women to be attractive. Wish they'd go to the gym more and lose the big bellies.

Yeah, Irish men could do with going to the gym more all right.

walt0r wrote:

Actually. I meant to say they're all fat...well, 99.9% are absolute pigs, and will be even larger after their xmas dinners where they'll scoff down pounds and pounds of meat and chocolates and fill their bellies with loads of beer

Yeah, that is something Irish men are renowned for all right.

walt0r wrote:

Irish women are very beautiful and attractive. They don't drink much at all and look after their bodies oh so well. They put the Californians to shame with how well they trim and shave their lovely ginger bushes.
They're not a bit loud or messy when drunk and always carry themselves with the utmost respect. Such highly cultured creatures who have nothing to fear with the influx of Eastern Europeans who aren't even a patch on the goddess-like Irish beauties that flourish down through our hills and valleys...

Irish women's only focus in life should be making themselves attractive to men, nothing else. I mean, that's how Irish men live their lives so it's only fair that their female counterparts do the same. Oh for an Ireland of silent, meek, obedient, angelic women - just like the constantly mentioned Eastern Europeans (wake-up call - a lot of them aren't that hot, but that's the thing about generalising: it tends to be a bit of an oversimplification).

faceman quoting Hal Hartley wrote:

They all fall for that s**t. Make her fall hopelessly in love with me. Yep. Mysterious, thoughtful, deep, but modest.

Then i'm going to f**k her. But i'm not going to care about her. To me she's going to be another piece of ass. Somebody else's little girl who i'm going to treat like dirt and make her beg for it, too. I'm just going to use her up. Have my way with her. Like a little toy, a little plaything. And when i'm done... i'm just going to throw her away.

Have a look at the thread "Too young" in Personal Issues. It includes some quotes from little boys with the above mindset.

KrazeeEyezKilla

I also included "these islands"... Hang on! You think I'm anti-republican don't ya? Nothing could be further from the truth actually!
I think the treatment of nationalists in the north post-partition was utterly disgusting and find it totally logical that there would be a reactionary campaign.

Huh!!

What's that got to do with anything?

Dudess

Ah Bob was getting pee'd off with me on another thread. Sorry, shouldn't have done that.

Doctor DooM

Dudess wrote: »

I also included "these islands"... Hang on! You think I'm anti-republican don't ya? Nothing could be further from the truth actually!
I think the treatment of nationalists in the north post-partition was utterly disgusting and find it totally logical that there would be a reactionary campaign.
Back OT:

Yeah, Irish men could do with going to the gym more all right.

Yeah, that is something Irish men are renowned for all right.

Irish women's only focus in life should be making themselves attractive to men, nothing else. I mean, that's how Irish men live their lives so it's only fair that their female counterparts do the same. Oh for an Ireland of silent, meek, obedient, angelic women - just like the constantly mentioned Eastern Europeans (wake-up call - a lot of them aren't that hot, but that's the thing about generalising: it tends to be a bit of an oversimplification).

Have a look at the thread "Too young" in Personal Issues. It includes some quotes from little boys with the above mindset.

ouch. I mean its all true, but ouch.

I love me the Irish girlies!

walt0r

Dudess, don't be under the illusion that women are here for anything other than to be looked at. So they should present themselves in such a fashion. Now, get yo ass in the gym

leninbenjamin

lolwtf?

Dudess

walt0r wrote: »

Dudess, don't be under the illusion that women are here for anything other than to be looked at. So they should present themselves in such a fashion. Now, get yo ass in the gym

Tis true. Right away sir!