Tall women

Tom Dunne

The thread on the hot Italian/Eastern European police women got me thinking. But this is a family bulletin board and this is probably not the forum for discussing what I am really thinking.

But one of the things I can talk about in public - tall women. They freak me. And then they go and put on the high-heels to further my discomfort.

So, would you go out with/date/see/marry/whatever-the-term-you-crazy-kids-are-using a woman that is taller than you?

Lux23

Id never marry a short arse thats for sure.

ems_12

My bf is smaller than me, but if I was describing a "perfect date" the first thing I'd mention is that the guy has to be tall!! :rolleyes:

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I like my wimmin to be shorter than me.

biko

I don't mind. Have gone out with shorter and taller. Current gf is same height as me so when she puts heels on she is taller.

Why do tall women freak you out OP? Is it because you have to look up to them or that it's not normal with a girl being taller than the guy?

patrickc

i like the girls smaller than me , but not towering below me. 5ft5 is a nice height for a girl

Kintarō Hattori

I wouldn't be put off by the ladies height. My missus is about the same height as me and when she wears heels she towers over me and I love it!

smashey

I'm 6'6" so they are all smaller than me. :cool:

Kazobel

I've dated both shorter and the same height but I've never met a girl taller (I know there are probably a few, I've just never met them) but I'd never date a shorter guy.

Blitzkrieger

If she was way taller than me, no. I wouldn't say anthing about her having a couple of extra inches (if she returned the favour - ta-dum tissch), but really tall women freak me out.

Slow Motion

Wouldn't bother me as we're all pretty much the same height lying down;)

Kazobel

smashey wrote: »

I'm 6'6" so they are all smaller than me. :cool:

Now that's just hot!

trout

Consider the facts.

• Tall women tend to eat more than short women; hence are more expensive to keep.
• Tall women can generally run faster than short women. Not always a good thing.
• Long legs are nice
• Short women 'fit' better when you are cuddling up on a cold winter's night.
• Women the same height as you can steal your trousers
• Women the same height as you can 'share' their trousers

Clearly, what's required here are women with interchangeable legs.

Think about it ... :cool:





As it happens, mrs trout is shorter than me ... but it was never a consideration in our courtin' days.

Robbo

trout wrote: »

Clearly, what's required here are women with interchangeable legs.

It'll be like playing with Lego again. Although popping off a giant yellow head might be a little weird when you want a change of scenery...

trout

Robbo wrote: »

It'll be like playing with Lego again. Although popping off a giant yellow head might be a little weird when you want a change of scenery...

Wierd, maybe ... but think of the savings on hair 'product'

Slow Motion

Robbo wrote: »

It'll be like playing with Lego again. Although popping off a giant yellow head might be a little weird when you want a change of scenery...

Wurzel Gummage:)

walt0r

I like tall women, not too tall though. Wouldn't go near a bird taller than 6'4" in heels. I'm 6'5" barefoot.

smashey

Slow Motion wrote: »

Wurzel Gummage:)

PatrickC.

Tom Dunne

trout wrote: »

Consider the facts.

• Tall women tend to eat more than short women; hence are more expensive to keep.
• Tall women can generally run faster than short women. Not always a good thing.
• Long legs are nice
• Short women 'fit' better when you are cuddling up on a cold winter's night.
• Women the same height as you can steal your trousers
• Women the same height as you can 'share' their trousers

Clearly, what's required here are women with interchangeable legs.

Think about it ... :cool:

Brother Trout, yet again I salute your superior reasoning skills on matters of such vital importance.

There are far too many innuendos in there for me at the moment (head, leg-over, fit, etc.), I am feeling a bit overwhelmed. Normal service will resume shortly. Ahem.

citytillidie

Sure we all know size does not matter.

RxQueen

walt0r wrote: »

I like tall women, not too tall though. Wouldn't go near a bird taller than 6'4" in heels. I'm 6'5" barefoot.

wooo thats tall!! wish i was taller im only 5'1and a bit", get to wear nice heels tho

John Mason

patrickc wrote: »

i like the girls smaller than me , but not towering below me. 5ft5 is a nice height for a girl

oh, i am 5ft 2", that's me out for you then

citytillidie wrote: »

Sure we all know size does not matter.

*ahem*, sometimes it does:p

i was watching a documentary on Discovery the other day about the worlds tallest woman (some chinese bird), anyway, i pointed out at the time, she would never get a shag 'cos men would be intimidated by her height. :cool:

Tom Dunne

irishbird wrote: »

oh, i am 5ft 2", that's me out for you then

Hang on, since when did BGRH turn into a dating site? Although a bit of romance between the Brothers and some of the wimmins would be, em, interesting.

irishbird wrote: »

i was watching a documentary on Discovery the other day about the worlds tallest woman (some chinese bird), anyway, i pointed out at the time, she would never get a shag 'cos men would be intimidated by her height. :cool:

And therein lies the problem - men are intimidated by women that are bigger than them. Well I am. If the wimmins are smaller, then we are in control.

pid()

irishbird wrote: »

oh, i am 5ft 2", that's me out for you then

I'm 5ft 3.5". W00t!

/o/

\o\

I've never dated a chick taller than me, and I don't really intend on it.

patrickc

smashey wrote: »

PatrickC.

you called?

Kazobel

walt0r wrote: »

I like tall women, not too tall though. Wouldn't go near a bird taller than 6'4" in heels. I'm 6'5" barefoot.

***SWOONS***

All these tall men are giving me bad thoughts

I'm 6' , 6'3" in heels so I tend to go for flat shoes/boots unless it's a special occassion or I'd be towering over everyone. I'd love to be shorter though because it just makes passing easier

patrickc

irishbird wrote: »

oh, i am 5ft 2", that's me out for you then

thats ideally my other half is only 5ft1

trout

Kazobel wrote: »

I'm 6' , 6'3" in heels so I tend to go for flat shoes/boots unless it's a special occassion or I'd be towering over everyone. I'd love to be shorter though because it just makes passing easier

I'm 6' too ... in almost all directions

whaddya mean by 'passing' ?

Tom Dunne

trout wrote: »

whaddya mean by 'passing' ?

AAAGGGH. You had to ask, didn't you?

I'm taking bets that it is neither wind nor urine.

Pigman II

I'm 6'2 and I'd go out with a burd taller than me provided she had a smashing pair of bristols.

Gaspode

citytillidie wrote: »

Sure we all know size does not matter.

Ahhh, the sad, plaintive mating call of short people the world over....

For me, the woman has to be shorter. The last thing you want is to be able to see her nose hair everytime you look up at her. Its all right for the girlies to see the blokes nose hair 'cos we're supposed to have it; it's manly like, but never good for a woman to show any signs of hairyness in the nasal area.

Kazobel

trout wrote: »

whaddya mean by 'passing' ?

Walking past people carrying umbrellas, the f*ckers always get you in the eye when you're tall!

The Hill Billy

I've dated all sizes in my day & preferred shorter wimmins. But that said, I'm married now to Mrs Billy who is an inch taller than me. Thankfully she doesn't wear heels.

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Kazobel wrote: »

Walking past people carrying umbrellas, the f*ckers always get you in the eye when you're tall!

Joking aside, I HATE small wimmin for this. Wtf is wrong with a hat to keep the rain off ffs?

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deswalsh wrote: »

but never good for a woman to show any signs of hairyness in the nasal area.

Why do Spanish men have moustaches?



























So they can look like their wives.

Kazobel

DesF wrote: »

Joking aside, I HATE small wimmin for this. Wtf is wrong with a hat to keep the rain off ffs?

I know, it wreaks my head too, you practically need protective goggles walking down O'Connell street in the rain :mad:

citytillidie

irishbird wrote: »

oh, i am 5ft 2", that's me out for you then



*ahem*, sometimes it does:p

i was watching a documentary on Discovery the other day about the worlds tallest woman (some chinese bird), anyway, i pointed out at the time, she would never get a shag 'cos men would be intimidated by her height. :cool:

5ft 2" is a very nice height for a lady. Have to say only been out with 1 girl bigger than me, it was weird and people were giving us stange looks, but maybe that was because she was way out of my league.

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Ze goggles, zey do nathink.

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citytillidie wrote: »

but maybe that was because she was way out of my league.

gtfo.

Dude, I know this isn't PI, but you can NEVER EVER think that about yourself.

What guys are "in her league" and what makes them better than you?

Dude, you go through life with that kind of attitude, you are going to end up very sad and miserable.

I know, I was like that for a few years in my late teens early twenties.

Now I know I'm God's Gift, and nobody is telling me otherwise.

John Mason

Kazobel wrote: »

Walking past people carrying umbrellas, the f*ckers always get you in the eye when you're tall!

try being small, you are taking your live in your hands with those bloody great big golfing umbrellas:mad:

DesF wrote: »

gtfo.

Now I know I'm God's Gift, and nobody is telling me otherwise.

Really :eek:

Kazobel

irishbird wrote: »

try being small, you are taking your live in your hands with those bloody great big golfing umbrellas:mad:

Well to be fair you don't get many people playing golf down O'Connell street

Slow Motion

DesF wrote: »

Now I know I'm God's Gift, and nobody is telling me otherwise.

God, like everyone else this Christmas, has been giving out piss poor gifts:D

citytillidie

DesF wrote: »

gtfo.

Dude, I know this isn't PI, but you can NEVER EVER think that about yourself.

What guys are "in her league" and what makes them better than you?

Dude, you go through life with that kind of attitude, you are going to end up very sad and miserable.

I know, I was like that for a few years in my late teens early twenties.

Now I know I'm God's Gift, and nobody is telling me otherwise.

Well i just thought that because she was older than me and well i am not blest with good looks.

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Slow Motion wrote: »

God, like everyone else this Christmas, has been giving out piss poor gifts:D

Feck off you

citytillidie wrote: »

Well i just thought that because she was older than me and well i am not blest with good looks.

It doesn't matter, even if she's older than you.

Sometimes if the woman is older than you, then it's even better.

Tom Dunne

And our "Personal Issues Moment" today was brought to you by DesF.

John Mason

LOL, will fecking eejects please move over to the ladies lounge, there are cocktails waiting in the bar for you over there :rolleyes:

Maple

i'm about 5'5/5'6.

prefer men to be taller than me, don't find men that are shorter than me appealing.

Tom Dunne

irishbird wrote: »

LOL, will fecking eejects please move over to the ladies lounge, there are cocktails waiting in the bar for you over there :rolleyes:

Yes, Des, she is talking to you. Toddle over and get yourself a cosmopolitan or whatever it is you crazy metrosexuals are drinking these days.

_blank_

Metro? I don't effin' think so!

Told yiz...God's Gift I am.

John Mason

DesF wrote: »

Metro? I don't effin' think so!

Told yiz...God's Gift I am.

oh course, dearie. dont you listen to the bad men in here. now off you over to Nangors Wine Bar, like a good man

Slow Motion

irishbird wrote: »

oh course, dearie. dont you listen to the bad men in here. now off you over to Nangors Whine Bar, like a good man

Fixed:D