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Mathemathics logic

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  • 05-01-2008 7:13pm
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    rocky25
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    MATHEMATHICS LOGIC

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
    ____________ _________ _________

    OFFICE ARITHMETIC

    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
    ____________ _________ ________

    SHOPPING MATH

    A man will pay €20 for a €10 item he needs.
    A woman will pay €10 for a €20 item that she doesn't need.
    ____________ _________ ________

    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    ____________ _________ ________
    HAPPINESS

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
    ____________ _________ _________
    LONGEVITY

    Married men live longer than single men do,
    but married men are a lot more willing to die.
    ____________ _________ _________
    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
    but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
    and she does.
    ____________ _________ ________
    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
    ____________ _________ ________

    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking
    me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
    They stopped after I started doing the same thing
    to them at funerals.


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