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Bible jokes;

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  • 07-01-2008 8:16pm
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    junkyard
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    The first mention of a motorbike in the bible? When you could hear the roar of Moses Triumph.
    The first mention of elasticity in the bible? Jesus tied his ass to the tree and walked for forty days.
    Who was the first Kna*ker in the bible? Hosanna in the Hiace.


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    rocky25
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    The first mention of TV in the Bible.


    God spoke to Moses from a "Bush":rolleyes:


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