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How Many Dragons?

  • 08-01-2008 12:05am
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    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.

    "I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter.

    He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry.

    "I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest", said the second daughter.

    He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry.

    "I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground", said the youngest daughter.

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    One day a door-to-door salesman knocked on a door. Tommy answered the door and the salesman asked if his mother was home.

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    The bright salesman asked if she was a prostitute, and the little boy replied, "No, she is a substitute. She only works Wednesdays and Fridays during the rush."

    The salesman said, "Well I'll be a son-of-a-bi*ch."

    The little boy said, "Well, I'm one too, but I don't go around knocking on doors telling folks."

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    We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.

    All the oil is in Texas, Oklahoma, Alaska, Wyoming, etc.

    All the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.


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