Maddie- The Film?

Cool_CM

http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/mheymhojkfcw/
WTF?

Archeron

Just wait for "Maddie, the musical" or even better, "Maddie on ice"

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Ah fer fucks sake... :rolleyes:

Melion

Really hope that is a joke. If its true, they are sick sick people(the parents)

timmywex

They want the money, whats the odds they will say yeh?

jameshayes

tut tut

Gran Hermano

Maybe they'll cast Lassie to help find her in the movie

GhostInTheRuins

Excellent, I hope this will happen.

Mossy Monk

If they agree to this then they deserve a good hard beating.

ciaran76

As long as they dont leave it wide open at the end for a sequel !!!;):p

whiskeyman

As long as they get a babysitter when they attend the premiere...


Will McDonalds do a tie in with the movie?

"Can I have a McMaddie burger please?"

On the back of the tray mat is a maze from the tapas bar to the apartment... see if you can make it in the same time if took Gerry!



Methinks this is excellent material for lolocaust!!

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So, let's start casting the main stars then.

Someone like Cameron Diaz will probably play the mother. Clooney as the father? Or maybe Kevin Bacon, for the evilness he can alwatys bring to procedings. Although, I reckon he'd be better as the Murat guy.

Anna Chlumsky would have been a shoe in for Maddie a few years ago, but I don't know any child stars around at the moment, that'll have to be a n00b I suppose.

biko

As long as all the dosh goes to charities for kids.

18AD

Poltergeist remake. With an alternate ending. In which the parents get rich by televising the daughter trapped in the tv.

GhostInTheRuins

18AD wrote:

Poltergeist remake. With an alternate ending. In which the parents get rich by televising the daughter trapped in the tv.

lol

Maximilian

Perhaps a range of shoes would be better.

Mr. Incognito

Between hawking her organs and this they're really making a killing.

Jesus Wept

DesF wrote: »

So, let's start casting the main stars then.

Someone like Cameron Diaz will probably play the mother. Clooney as the father? Or maybe Kevin Bacon, for the evilness he can alwatys bring to procedings. Although, I reckon he'd be better as the Murat guy.

Anna Chlumsky would have been a shoe in for Maddie a few years ago, but I don't know any child stars around at the moment, that'll have to be a n00b I suppose.

Eddie Murphy to play all parts, including Madeline

Gran Hermano

Gran Hermano wrote: »

Maybe they'll cast Lassie to help find her in the movie

Excellent LMFAO,

I dont know about most of you but I am one of the people that think they had something to do with it so hearing something like this is no suprise. Its rather sick.... would you let someone make a film of your daughter if you had nothing to do with the disappearance?

prendy

As long as all the dosh goes to charities for kids

+1

but can you see it happening?
wheres maddie cartoon will be next!

citytillidie

I know that the idea is bad, but just maybe it might work in helping them find her.

yaynay

Did nobody read the article before jumping in with their smart arse remarks? The parents are considering it to help raise awareness, nothing more has been confirmed at this stage... FYI the jokes aren't funny :rolleyes:...

AlmightyCushion

yaynay wrote: »

FYI the jokes aren't funny :rolleyes:...

I actually found them quite amusing.

Guy:Incognito

yaynay wrote: »

Did nobody read the article before jumping in with their smart arse remarks? The parents are considering it to help raise awareness, nothing more has been confirmed at this stage... FYI the jokes aren't funny :rolleyes:...

I beg to differ. I lol'd at least 2 or 3 times when reading the thread.

Anyway, raise awareness for what? I'll eat my hat if you can find one person that has never heard of Madelines McCann at this stage. I'd say 99% of people could pic out a picture of her aswell.

Mr.Micro

Have they worked out the ending yet, if there is indeed a film proposal, more like a tabloid headline? The PJ of course are working on the script as well. The McCann's surely would not be that crass and stupid to broach such a subject in view of yesterday's DNA headlines? Would they?

Einstein

maybe they'll make a film about all the kidnappings that happen all over the world everyday of the week...or maybe about the 200,000 that die in Haiti every year from disease and famine...

no....sure that stuff's only make believe...

The guy

Einstein wrote: »

maybe they'll make a film about all the kidnappings that happen all over the world everyday of the week...or maybe about the 200,000 that die in Haiti every year from disease and famine...

no....sure that stuff's only make believe...

Much more deserving of a film IMO.

Sam Vimes

Stekelly wrote: »

I beg to differ. I lol'd at least 2 or 3 times when reading the thread.

Anyway, raise awareness for what? I'll eat my hat if you can find one person that has never heard of Madelines McCann at this stage. I'd say 99% of people could pic out a picture of her aswell.

i was just going to say that. making a film to raise awareness about maddie is like making a film about water just in case there's someone who has never heard of it. everyone who will ever see this film already knows all about her.

Lockstep

A Maddie movie?

Who wants to bet there'll be Maddie merchandise released as a tie in.

Maddie Action figures.
Dolls (Hide and Seek Maddie)
Books (Where's Wally? style)

etc

GLaDOS

Maddie video game anyone?

Lockstep

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Maddie video game anyone?

Think of the HotCoffee mod for GTA San Andreas.

Mossy Monk

yaynay wrote: »

Did nobody read the article before jumping in with their smart arse remarks? The parents are considering it to help raise awareness

Raise awareness for people who have been living under a rock for the last year? I like the idea of all monies made by this venture being given to childrens charities.

AckwelFoley

Mr.Micro wrote: »

Have they worked out the ending yet

Yes. The ending is poor ol Maddie is pushing up Dasies but lack of nothing more than circumstantial evidence meanes "they" *cough* mom *cough* got away with it.

The sequel.. is Maddie 2 "this girls name is Amy Fitz" is been written now, due for release in 2010


Ive been to that dump in costa de sol where amy lives, this september. Its one of the lowest class of Holiday dumps ive ever layed eyes on or had the misfortune of smelling. I drove around europe and by pure bad luck stopped there for a night. I didnt pick up anyone before you ask.

TwoShedsJackson

Might as well throw this in again:

http://img176.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tutjp1.jpg

Degsy

The sequel would be called Mad maddie 2-The Cuddle Cat Diaries.

thelordofcheese

yaynay wrote: »

Did nobody read the article before jumping in with their smart arse remarks? The parents are considering it to help raise awareness, nothing more has been confirmed at this stage... FYI the jokes aren't funny :rolleyes:...

You're right, they aren't funny, they are hilarious.

Trampas

Cant wait to see the part when Maddie disappears.

Who will take her?

The dingo has already been used.

TwoShedsJackson

Werewolves are quite common in Spain, so I hear.

Failing that it was some ****er from the Daily Express, so they could get a years worth of front pages off it, she's on it again today for Christ's sake.

Degsy

Trampas wrote: »

Cant wait to see the part when Maddie disappears.

Who will take her?

The dingo has already been used.

Micheal jackson?

Gran Hermano

Trampas wrote: »

Cant wait to see the part when Maddie disappears.

Who will take her?

The dingo has already been used.

Evil Skippy takes her and she's rescued by Lassie and Flipper.

Lockstep

Degsy wrote: »

The sequel would be called Mad maddie 2-The Cuddle Cat Diaries.

Genius.
Sheer Genius.

Degsy wrote: »

Micheal jackson?

Nah, he only goes after little boys.

Although who wants to bet that her parents will try to drag MJ into it seeing as he settles out of court.

manTime

Maximilian wrote: »

Perhaps a range of shoes would be better.

+1

TheIrishGrover

kickoutthejams wrote: »

A Maddie movie?

Who wants to bet there'll be Maddie merchandise released as a tie in.

Maddie Action figures.
Dolls (Hide and Seek Maddie)
Books (Where's Wally? style)

etc

There'll be no Maddie action figure. Just an empty box. However there will be about 4,275 action figures of the parents:
Eating-at-the-resturaunt-while-nobody-watching-the-kids figures with no eagle-eye function
Crying-at-every-press-conference (week 1) figure with tiny tears action
ALMOST-crying-at-every-press-conference (week 2-3) figure with realistic red sad eyes
Walking-down-the-beach-getting-some-alone-time figures with 75 paparatzi photographers free
Post-"Maddie Fund" figures with new wardrobe
Eating-at-the-resturaunt-while-EVERYBODY-watching-for-papers figures WITH eagle-eye function
Coming Soon: "This one's for our Maddie" Film premiere figures with tiny tears action
.............

AckwelFoley

Leave Jackson out of this.

He has an alaby at the time.

He was re-stuffing paedo bear at the time

jester77

The NeverEnding Story IV

Dog boy

citytillidie wrote: »

I know that the idea is bad, but just maybe it might work in helping them find her.

Don't see how. Every one who sees the film will just start confusing who ever plays Maddie for the real girl. Thats not going to help them find her if that's their aim.

littlebug

emm I believe the latest news is that Gerry Mc Cann has denied they are considering a movie deal. They are in talks with a media company about a documentary.

so... a whole load of tabloid hoohaa over nothing :rolleyes:

Fwaggle

Possible names for the movie, stolen shamelessly from another forum:

Assualt On Pre Teen 13
Three Arguidos!
Catch Me If You McCann
Kiddyfiddler On The Roof
To Kill A McCannbird
Some Like it Tot
This is Final Tapas
Maddy Nae Care

And my personal favourite:

Murat: Child Kidnappings of Portugal for Make Benefit Glorious Tabloid Media of United Kingdom

Kur4mA

I know where you stole them from!

AckwelFoley

What about the board game?


I dont think it would be a difficult game to solve... it'l never sell..

"The parents - In the boot - with blue lump hammer"

Donegal Lass

Fwaggle wrote: »

Possible names for the movie, stolen shamelessly from another forum:

Assualt On Pre Teen 13
Three Arguidos!
Catch Me If You McCann
Kiddyfiddler On The Roof
To Kill A McCannbird
Some Like it Tot
This is Final Tapas
Maddy Nae Care

And my personal favourite:

Murat: Child Kidnappings of Portugal for Make Benefit Glorious Tabloid Media of United Kingdom

ROFL!!!