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08-01-2008 5:59pm#1A fart it is a pleasant thing,It gives the belly ease,It warms the bed in winter,And suffocates the fleas.A fart can be quiet,A fart can be loud,Some leave a powerful,Poisonous cloud.A fart can be short,Or a fart can be long,Some farts have been knownTo sound like a song......A fart can createA most curious medley,A fart can be harmless,Or silent, and deadly.A fart might not smell,While others are vile,A fart may pass quickly,Or linger a while......A fart can occurIn a number of places,And leave everyone there,With strange looks on their faces.That farts are all bad,Is simply not true-We must never forget.......Good old farts like you!
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