Classifieds ... from Boardsies!

6th

Ok lets keep this fun and free from personal abuse!

Tom Dunne:
Seeks Buxom wench for fun times.
Must be a good cook and not too
talkative. Father owns a boozer? Bonus!

Pighead:
Seeks dominent Smod for
love/hate relationship.

Monkeyfudge:
WLTM adventurous woman
with monkeyish features
for bizarre nights in.
Must bring own costume.

6th:
Looking for a bump in the night?
Seeks soulmate for fun times,
in this life or the next. So ....
who ya gonna call?

Estabanwhatsit:
Clean living guy seeks non-sinner
for relationship with view to marraige.
Please have a reference for your
parish priest. Must have own hymen.

Ruu:
Seeks fembot for casual relationship.
Must be able to fit into my busy
schedule and have impecable manners.

Cathy Moran:
Seeks smmcarrick for long term
relationship. Others need not apply.

Tar:
Male/Female WLTM non gender specific
other for fun times and ambiguous relationship.

Irishbird:
Seeks man.

Le Rack:
Seeks dirty rocker for wild times.
Must be a Fibbers regular &
must love boobz.

watna

Very good 6th! Made me laugh out loud in work, and they already think I'm mad!

Donegal Lass

LOL the Le Rack one couldnt be any closer!

GerryRyan

Ooh ooh, do me

WindSock

GerryRyan wrote: »

Ooh ooh, do me

Your ad sounds a little desperate and there is no description of yourself, I don't think I would.

Cathmandooo

ew I prefer Ryan Tubridy *shudder*

Very clever 6th poor IB

Ruu_Old

Tee hee, not too shabby.

Kazobel

LOL, Irishbird will not be impressed

kev_s88

i think i snorted for the first time ever after reading that.

so, so accurate

6th

Kazobel wrote: »

LOL, Irishbird will not be impressed

Irishbird has a sense of humor ... I hope >_>

Dudess:
SWF with new found powah seeks
submissive male to dominate.
Post count and join date not important.

MIN2511

Brilliant Thread...

Few people missing though

6th

I just started it, its up to others to do some more.

Toto Wolfcastle

It's times like these I'm glad I'm not well known around these parts! Poor Irishbird though, that was mean! (But funny!)

MIN2511

estebancambias
WLTM- female(no sex drive!)
No oral sex:D

Sorry Esteban...

This VERY similiar to another thread

RxQueen

hahaha great thread!

GhostInTheRuins

Haha, very good 6th

6th

coolsmileygirl wrote: »

This VERY similiar to another thread

Yeah I did similar before with "Things certain posters would never say" and there have been others - never a classifieds one though

6th

If you want to find good posters to do ... go look at the whingers who start feedback threads.

monkeyfudge

What the hell does WLTM mean?

Donegal Lass

Would Like To Meet!

monkeyfudge

Oh.. that's disappointing... my mind was coming up with far more vulgar stuff.

AlmightyCushion

monkeyfudge wrote: »

What the hell does WLTM mean?

Would like to molest?

John Mason

Cathooo wrote: »

poor IB

nope, rather wealth actually:)

Kazobel wrote: »

LOL, Irishbird will not be impressed

i am impressed actually, he got down to a T:)

6th wrote: »

Irishbird has a sense of humor ... I hope >_>

You know i have a sense of humor, i talk to you don't i

janeybabe wrote: »

Poor Irishbird though, that was mean! (But funny!)

it's not mean, its the truth

6th

monkeyfudge wrote: »

What the hell does WLTM mean?

Yeah like you've never placed a classified ad before .. I saw one from you in the Zoo magazine!

Donegal Lass wrote: »

Would Like To Meet!

In my case its Would Like To Mod ... before anyone else says it

Archeron

monkeyfudge wrote: »

What the hell does WLTM mean?

In Borneo its "would like transvestite monkey"

Tom Dunne

monkeyfudge wrote: »

What the hell does WLTM mean?

Would Lick Tom's Manhood?

monkeyfudge

6th wrote: »

Yeah like you've never placed a classified ad before .. I saw one from you in the Zoo magazine!

HA! You're wrong!

The advert was in this magazine:

bronte

Class thread!

Ok,
This may be risky but ah well.

Terry
Seeks an angry argumental but sexy woman.
Must be able to take obnoxious comments
& know her place in the world.
Must NOT like taxi drivers

Kazobel

6th wrote: »

monkeyfudge wrote: »

What the hell does WLTM mean?

Yeah like you've never placed a classified ad before .. I saw one from you in the Zoo magazine!

Was that:


Wanted

Female Monkey with big tits for nights out and sunday pints! Must be beautiful, eclectic, creative and hairy. You dislike having a relationship with a male but just really can't bring yourself to do the lesbian thing you did it in college and it just wasn't you! BUT you like monkeycock!

when you get drunk, you get slaughtered and fall out of trees and the tits are out after your fourth gin and tonic or midnight, whichever comes first (hopefully me) and you can lick both your nipples at the same time!

your party tricks involves noises and various parts of your body and you can deep throat a 330ml bottle of Stella and/or a 9 inch banana!

monkeyfudge

Kazobel wrote: »

Was that:


Wanted

Female Monkey with big tits for nights out and sunday pints! Must be beautiful, eclectic, creative and hairy. You dislike having a relationship with a male but just really can't bring yourself to do the lesbian thing you did it in college and it just wasn't you! BUT you like monkeycock!

when you get drunk, you get slaughtered and fall out of trees and the tits are out after your fourth gin and tonic or midnight, whichever comes first (hopefully me) and you can lick both your nipples at the same time!

your party tricks involves noises and various parts of your body and you can deep throat a 330ml bottle of Stella and/or a 9 inch banana!

Yuuuuuckkk.... That's horrible.... I hate Stella.

6th

Garthv:
Exhibitionist seeks voyour
for long walks on the beach,
crazy nights out, quiet nights in.
Must have 20/20 vision or bring
own mircoscope.

MIN2511

Kazobel wrote: »

Was that:


Wanted

Female Monkey with big tits for nights out and sunday pints! Must be beautiful, eclectic, creative and hairy. You dislike having a relationship with a male but just really can't bring yourself to do the lesbian thing you did it in college and it just wasn't you! BUT you like monkeycock!

when you get drunk, you get slaughtered and fall out of trees and the tits are out after your fourth gin and tonic or midnight, whichever comes first (hopefully me) and you can lick both your nipples at the same time!

your party tricks involves noises and various parts of your body and you can deep throat a 330ml bottle of Stella and/or a 9 inch banana!

ROTF&LMAOL
like dude... who let you out of the cage?

6th

bluestripe11:
Genuine males seeks likeminded
guys for pajama fun. Women or
pajama haters need not apply.


Its not an obvious one but some will get it. Check out the threads he started!

watna

6th wrote: »

bluestripe11:
Genuine males seeks likeminded
guys for pajama fun. Women or
pajama haters need not apply.


Its not an obvious one but some will get it. Check out the threads he started!

I remember that, it was hilarious! Apparently he posts about pyjamas all over the internet!

whiskeyman

ManTime
WLTM similar minded 'alternative' individual for fun and friendship.
Seeking 'sole'mate.. especially soles of little kiddies shoes. mmm kiddies shoes...
Very GSOH needed

Kintarō Hattori

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Oh.. that's disappointing... my mind was coming up with far more vulgar stuff.

How you pass yourself off as respectable I'll never know.

Jackz

Empty.

monkeyfudge

Donegal Lass wrote: »

Would Like To Meet!

I think 'Would like to Meat' has more of a ring to it, now that I think of it...

Marksie

Beruthiel:
Slightly swaying vodka drinker.
Seeking that special someone
Must start sentences with own name and have stalker ability.

The corinthian aka Crinnie
I'm italian
Seeks:
someone gullible

Lockstep

Someone do me a classified.

Preferablt 6th seeing as his others were so good.

Ruu_Old

Do that person who had the welly obsession in Fashion and Appearance.

thefinalstage

You didn't mention wether you were looking for a male or female 6th. Want a mix of both?

monkeyfudge

thelastangryman wrote: »

You didn't mention wether you were looking for a male or female 6th. Want a mix of both?

That's right Old 6th has a MANGINA!

CathyMoran

Thanks for doing a classified for me - I loved it

LuckyStar

Coolsmileygirl:

WLTM male for sex. Pulse an advantage but not essential. Interests include sex, sex and some more sex. Discretion not advised and should not be expected.

KTRIC

What about that guy with the fetish for kids shoes ?

6th

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Someone do me a classified.

Preferablt 6th seeing as his others were so good.

Off I go to view all your previous posts ......

Ruu wrote: »

Do that person who had the welly obsession in Fashion and Appearance.

How did I miss someone like that? Thankfully the search function is back!

thelastangryman wrote: »

You didn't mention wether you were looking for a male or female 6th. Want a mix of both?

All depends ... which are you

monkeyfudge wrote: »

That's right Old 6th has a MANGINA!

I don't, but for you, I could.

CathyMoran wrote: »

Thanks for doing a classified for me - I loved it

Well then that just confirms I shouldnt have gone with the original .... joking

LuckyStar wrote: »

Coolsmileygirl:

WLTM male for sex. Pulse an advantage but not essential. Interests include sex, sex and some more sex. Discretion not advised and should not be expected.

Ah she's in love now, practically the next Cathy Moran .... well, almost.

KTRIC wrote: »

What about that guy with the fetish for kids shoes ?

WTF?! I keep seeing this guy mentioned but haven't seen any of his posts. Links please?

Karoma

whiskeyman wrote: »

ManTime
WLTM similar minded 'alternative' individual for fun and friendship.
Seeking 'sole'mate.. especially soles of little kiddies shoes. mmm kiddies shoes...
Very GSOH needed

KTRIC wrote: »

What about that guy with the fetish for kids shoes ?

...done.

feylya

I don't even want to think about mine... Or do I?