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Chinese Meal

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  • 09-01-2008 7:36pm
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    Hagar
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    A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

    Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

    "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
    He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

    Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
    "Sorry sir," says the waiter, "what did you order?"
    The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
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    Ah... I'm so sorry," says the waiter, "I brought you Peking Duck"


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    #2
    patmac
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    Lol, you want flies wit dat, have some stars as well.


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    #3
    Toots
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    Rofl!!


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    RoyalMarine
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    excellent! :D


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    [Deleted User]
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    great:D


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    rocky25
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    That couple are now divorced,

    He went back to Wan King and
    she went back to Bon King:rolleyes:


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    dak
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    rocky25 wrote: »
    That couple are now divorced,

    He went back to Wan King and
    she went back to Bon King:rolleyes:

    Foo King good !


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    #8
    FensterDJ
    Registered Users Posts: 188 ✭✭FensterDJ


    I ordered a really bad over cooked chicken dish in a chinese restaurant once, I complained to a passing waiter "this chicken is rubbery"

    he said he would pass my compliments on to the chef


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