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  • 10-01-2008 11:47am
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    [Deleted User]
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    A guy goes to his doctor and says,
    "Doc, I have a problem."

    "My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday."

    "I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."

    The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."

    The man says, "You have a deal Doc."

    Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.

    The doctor asks, "What happened"?

    The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"


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    #2
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Hahahahahahaa :D


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    #3
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    I know that guy!

    Wasn't he in that film "Star Wars" with Ronald Regan?

    Eh whats his name,

    MMmmmmmm

    Ah I remember

    Hans Solo:D


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    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    brilliant! :D


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    #5
    [Deleted User]
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    Patient: 'Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'.'
    Doctor: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome....'
    Patient: 'Is it common?'
    Doctor: ”It's not unusual....':D

    its a classic


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