why sell eggs to scum?

afatbollix · 10-01-2008 8:26pm #1

so got egged today while on the luas in tallaght... I seen them across the road throwing them they tryed to hit me i stoped and let it hit the luas door i then got on and sat down only to see the little **** run across the road and throw a egg through the door to hit me on the head... it then also hit 3 other people... can i ask why the **** do shops sell eggs to ****ing 10 year olds and know well that they will be used to hit people?????????

****ing scum should just kill them off now... :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Karoma · 10-01-2008 8:29pm

anto-t wrote: »

can i ask why the **** do shops sell eggs to ****ing 10 year olds and know well that they will be used to hit people?????????

****ing scum should just kill them off now... :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Or slowly! from the lack of egg!11!! Needs more emoticons.

Overheal · 10-01-2008 8:29pm

imagine for a moment if you dont sell it to them they will cause you nothing but grief. the shop feels a bit powerless.

I support killing them off

kaizersoze1980 · 10-01-2008 8:30pm

Hahahahha that's the funniest thing ive heard all day. would love to have seen it.

afatbollix · 10-01-2008 8:31pm

if you tell me where you will be tomorrow im sure i can get an egg thrown at ya,

Doctor DooM · 10-01-2008 8:34pm

Is there a scum scale you wish for shop keepers to use? Whats the appropriate level of scumbianity?

Jackz · 10-01-2008 8:34pm

Scobes need their protein too!

kaizersoze1980 · 10-01-2008 8:35pm

would have loved to have seen it!

Pherekydes · 10-01-2008 8:39pm

Bizarre!

You think kids go into shops to buy eggs to throw at buses and cars? :rolleyes:

Jay D · 10-01-2008 8:43pm

anto-t wrote: »

so got egged today while on the luas in tallaght... I seen them across the road throwing them they tryed to hit me i stoped and let it hit the luas door i then got on and sat down only to see the little **** run across the road and throw a egg through the door to hit me on the head... it then also hit 3 other people... can i ask why the **** do shops sell eggs to ****ing 10 year olds and know well that they will be used to hit people?????????

****ing scum should just kill them off now... :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

I'd love to have been there, I would have grabbed one off the bastards and hit you in the face for being such a cry baby

Slow coach wrote: »

Bizarre!

You think kids go into shops to buy eggs to throw at buses and cars? :rolleyes:

Now where else would they have got them?

ejmaztec · 10-01-2008 8:46pm

Perhaps they can't afford bricks.

Pherekydes · 10-01-2008 8:48pm

Jay D wrote: »

Now where else would they have got them?

Put yourself in their position: where, oh where can I get eggs that I'm going to throw at buses, cars and the luas? I know, I'll spend my hard-earned pocket money buying them. After all, I'm not a dishonest little scobe, now am I?

Dave! · 10-01-2008 8:53pm

Jay D wrote: »

Now where else would they have got them?

At home?

Naos · 10-01-2008 8:57pm

anto-t wrote: »

i then got on and sat down only to see the little **** run across the road and throw a egg through the door to hit me on the head...

Sweet jesus. I would have loved to see that. Excellent story OP.

_JOE_ · 10-01-2008 8:58pm

Exactly, why spend pocket-money on eggs when every 10 year old's mother buys a tray every week?...

Quality · 10-01-2008 8:59pm

Was anyone laughing at you?

Karl Hungus · 10-01-2008 9:04pm

If I ever got egged by kids, I'd chase them home, and beat up their parents for doing such a **** job raising 'em.

Toots · 10-01-2008 9:15pm

I like your style Karl Hungus!

afatbollix · 10-01-2008 9:22pm

Slow coach wrote: »

Bizarre!

You think kids go into shops to buy eggs to throw at buses and cars? :rolleyes:

you do have a point...
if i remember correctly in england they wont sell eggs or four to kids around Halloween...

Smellyirishman · 10-01-2008 9:27pm

anto-t wrote: »

so got egged today while on the luas in tallaght... I seen them across the road throwing them they tryed to hit me i stoped and let it hit the luas door i then got on and sat down only to see the little **** run across the road and throw a egg through the door to hit me on the head... it then also hit 3 other people...

Camera-phone video or it didn't happen.

biko · 10-01-2008 9:30pm

This is when those ninja "catch in air and throw back" skillz comes in handy.

jmcguire · 10-01-2008 9:38pm

I think they probably stole those eggs from their mother's fridges. They couldn't be real gurriers if they bought them instead of coke.

Better luck next time! Egg gunk is sort of like sea men.

joeybloggs · 10-01-2008 9:49pm

Thats what happens when you take the Luas line unequiped.
I recommend bringing an arsenal of free-Rangers tomorrow.That way you'll be ready when the ****ers come back.
Did I forget mention that you are not actually using eggs,but rather oval shaped rocks.Minimum splatter, Maximum Damage.;)

Ghost Train · 10-01-2008 9:50pm

Clues Down

1. The flower of London? (6)
2. Not seeing window covering (5)
4. Why sell eggs to scum (6)
6. Burn milk making hot drink for clergyman (6)
8. Returned beer fit for a king (5)

Wertz · 10-01-2008 9:51pm

Oh quit moaning and count yourself lucky it wasn't a hand grenade.

Seriously though, the little f*ckers will just shop lift them or nick them from their fridge...who's going to blow €2 on 6 eggs when they could band together for a pack of smokes?

Fad · 10-01-2008 10:27pm

in fairness it musta been a pretty good shot

and what shop would refuse profits LEGAL profits not like selling the little ****ers ciggerettes

thefinalstage · 10-01-2008 10:28pm

Did you at least make an omolette? No? Wasteful bastardo!

Fad · 10-01-2008 10:31pm

thelastangryman wrote: »

Did you at least make an omolette? No? Wasteful bastardo!

YEAH! he's the selfish one!

AckwelFoley · 10-01-2008 10:40pm

Yes Ban the sale of eggs to children.

Sell them knives at discount prices instead.

I know you are angry, but if it was me i would have charged them and kicked one of those little nacker c**** in the head. Id feel alot better and besides, all thise littke nackers get free medical care.

Wonder could they drag tallagh up to the northside, makes dublin less confusing then. Dublins Literacy levels could be divided by the liffey

Karoma · 10-01-2008 10:41pm

snyper wrote: »

Yes Ban the sale of eggs to children.

Sell them knives at discount prices instead.

I know you are angry, but if it was me i would have charged them and kicked one of those little nacker c**** in the head. Id feel alot better and besides, all thise littke nackers get free medical care.

Wonder could they drag tallagh up to the northside, makes dublin less confusing then. Duublins Literacy levels could be divided by the liffey

And your "literacy level" is the goal? Shut yore (bog)hole.

thefinalstage · 10-01-2008 10:42pm

snyper wrote: »

Yes Ban the sale of eggs to children.

Sell them knives at discount prices instead.

I know you are angry, but if it was me i would have charged them and kicked one of those little nacker c**** in the head. Id feel alot better and besides, all thise littke nackers get free medical care.

Wonder could they drag tallagh up to the northside, makes dublin less confusing then. Duublins Literacy levels could be divided by the liffey

You sir are a fool of epic proportions! I'm assuming with the number of errors you made with regards to spelling that you are from the North side?

super_furry · 10-01-2008 10:48pm

Similar thing happened to me a few years back. Walking into town from work with a mate via the Royal Cannel during the summer when three little scrotes, about 15 or 16, walked by us sniggering. Thought nothing of it until an egg cracked off my back, we turned around and my mate got hit too, so we gave chase. Didn't expect to catch them until one of them fell and his mates left him behind, so we grabbed him, shoved him to the ground started screaming and shouting at him, going nuts when he started crying. My mate wanted to beat the **** out of him, but instead I just told the little ****er to give me his runners and socks. He was nearly wetting himself, so took them off, handed them to me and I just lobbed them into the cannal. This started him balling his eyes out and we left him to it, laughing our heads off.

AckwelFoley · 10-01-2008 10:51pm

Karoma wrote: »

And your "literacy level" is the goal? Shut yore (bog)hole.

Hardly

You are a easily offended bunch.

Hope the real world does not catch up to you too soon

Jay D · 10-01-2008 10:51pm

Slow coach wrote: »

Put yourself in their position: where, oh where can I get eggs that I'm going to throw at buses, cars and the luas? I know, I'll spend my hard-earned pocket money buying them. After all, I'm not a dishonest little scobe, now am I?

you put yourself in my position and think why the hell would I honestly believe that any kid would buy an egg

Sarcasm is a brilliant thing

thefinalstage · 10-01-2008 10:53pm

snyper wrote: »

Hardly

You are a easily offended bunch.

Hope the real world dont catch up to you too soon

Another mistake in your punctuation. Classy.

AckwelFoley · 10-01-2008 10:57pm

twas a joke. Move along. Dont let it ruin your evening.

thefinalstage · 10-01-2008 11:00pm

snyper wrote: »

twas a joke. Move along. Dont let it ruin your evening.

Another error.

Guy:Incognito · 10-01-2008 11:00pm

thelastangryman wrote: »

Another mistake in your punctuation. Classy.

Punkchamakashun is fo foolz yo

AckwelFoley · 10-01-2008 11:01pm

Punkchamacation is fo foolz yo

fo shizzel ma nizzle

super_furry · 10-01-2008 11:02pm

Thunderdome?

thefinalstage · 10-01-2008 11:05pm

I'm willing to fight the box.

On topic: Eggs are a product fully legal for sale to all. As such lawsuits would ensue if the shop owner denied the scum their dinner.

AckwelFoley · 10-01-2008 11:06pm

.. so anyway, we were talking about little nackers with eggs.

Yes, tbh, those of us that has not sinned, throw the first egg.

thefinalstage · 10-01-2008 11:07pm

snyper wrote: »

.. so anyway, we were talking about little nackers with eggs.

Yes, tbh, those of us that has not sinned, throw the first egg.

Have. They would sin after throwing the egg.

jmcguire · 10-01-2008 11:18pm

anto-t wrote: »

so got egged today while on the luas in tallaght...

Looking at this again and it strikes me as a bit Ross O Caroll - Kelly like roysh... so like what where you , like ya know doing out in Tallaghtfornia man ?

Wildlife watching like? Seeking a dog in nightdress to have you know, like, an incident with ?

Think of it less as an egging Roysh, and more of like and incident like, of, social justice

Maybe next time it will be like, a petrol bomb

oh sorry like, forgot that they drink petrol in Tallaghtfornia...

RAFC · 10-01-2008 11:19pm

OP - could have been a lot worse, we have a shop in Cork that sells the little *****rs ROTTEN eggs. :mad::mad::mad:

Get hit with one of them, THEN complain about it

:D:D:D

jmcguire · 10-01-2008 11:29pm

snyper wrote: »

Yes Ban the sale of eggs to children.

Sell them knives at discount prices instead.

I know you are angry, but if it was me i would have charged them and kicked one of those little nacker c**** in the head. Id feel alot better and besides, all thise littke nackers get free medical care.

Wonder could they drag tallagh up to the northside, makes dublin less confusing then. Dublins Literacy levels could be divided by the liffey

What a regular genius and social philospher you are.

That expensive education was not wasted on you at all.
What a wit, intellect and vocabulary you have! Bravo !
Pratically enlightened!

They need more people like you in the British Army ! Why stop at kicking them in the head when you can kill them and get paid too.... Yes !
Can you feel it?
Punch the air in excitement with your child's blood soaked hand!!!

Now Sing after me ....

When I was young I had gist,
For punching babies with my fist,
So I thought I might enlist,
In the British Army !

Kind of catchy isn't it?

Kids are kids at the end of the day grow a focking sense of humour like...

Or you know bud I could get one of me narthside mates to sell ya this bleedin rapa "spare" one e as...:D

AckwelFoley · 10-01-2008 11:42pm

Brilliant.

Thanks for sharing.

Kinetic^ · 10-01-2008 11:45pm

Why sell cars to people who drink drive?

Wertz · 11-01-2008 12:04am

Kenny 5 wrote: »

Why sell cars to people who drink drive?

Well how else do you expect them to get to the pub?

Additionally, jmcguire = manTime? I think so...

Varkov · 11-01-2008 12:08am

jmcguire wrote: »

What a regular genius and social philospher you are.....blah blah blah blah blah

Get a sense of humour? Those little guttersh*tes really do need a good slap.
To actually run around to the other side of the road and f*ck an egg onto a packed luas? Scum plain and simple. Blame the parents, blame society, whatever. Still scum.

Oh and yeah, the "narthsoide" and tallagh are generally lowerclass places.

Generally.

stolenwine · 11-01-2008 12:33am

Sorry killed myself, very random. my advice-move to foxrock?

why sell eggs to scum?

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