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Terminal Illness

Homer · 2008-01-11 11:35:46

A guy goes to his doctor. Doctor: "I'm afraid you've got AIDS" Oh no, does that mean I'm going to die? Doctor: "don't worry, i'll send you to a specialised clinic where they serve pizzas and pancakes" Is that a miracle cure? Doctor:"No, but it's the only food that slides under the door"

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11-01-2008 12:35pm

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Homer

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A guy goes to his doctor.

Doctor: "I'm afraid you've got AIDS"

Oh no, does that mean I'm going to die?

Doctor: "don't worry, i'll send you to a specialised clinic where they serve pizzas and pancakes"

Is that a miracle cure?

Doctor:"No, but it's the only food that slides under the door"

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#2 11-01-2008 12:42pm
rocky25

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Stars:)

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#3 11-01-2008 12:54pm
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Lol,Jaysus your on form today.

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