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A horse walks into a bar...

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  • 11-01-2008 1:48pm
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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭


    A horse walks in to a bar..

    The barman says, "Why the long face"

    The horse says, i just forund out i got AIDS.


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar..

    The Barman say's "Why the long face"

    Sarah Jessica Parker say's " I had a ride on that horse"


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    Pal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    call me stupid

    I am lost


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    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Horses have long faces, Pal
    Geddit??


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Pal wrote: »
    call me stupid

    I am lost


    its random.. like this one

    2 sausages on a frying pan,

    one says to the other..

    Do you smell something burning?

    The other one looks and says "Aaaarrrgh!! A talking sausage!"


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    snyper wrote: »
    its random.. like this one

    2 sausages on a frying pan,

    one says to the other..

    Do you smell something burning?

    The other one looks and says "Aaaarrrgh!! A talking sausage!"

    Brilliant
    5STARS.gif


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,893 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    this polar bear goes into a bar

    and says to the barman


    "can I have a


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    pint please ?"


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