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I will Survive

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  • 11-01-2008 4:56pm
    #1
    gillybeans
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭


    >SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said
    you
    >had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many nights just
    >waiting for a man that long,That I grew strong, And I knew that I
    could
    >take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big
    Mac
    >and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was
    >bullsh**, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no
    Anaconda

    >lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door, Don't you

    >promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't youa brat to
    think
    >I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say
    that

    >size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Coz as
    long
    >as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have
    good
    >sex, with a handfull of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey!
    Hey! It

    >took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little

    >weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell
    with
    >all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless
    >multispeed![Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Coz as long as I
    have
    >batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex,
    With a
    >handfull of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


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