Horrible names

Crazy Christ

Crazy Christ wrote: »

true. a lot of my friends have watched 'pornographic videos' and can confirm this

Friends? Lets be honest here

Crazy Christ

Well I never!

Decuc500

I really hate common names. How someone could call their child David or Paul or John or Peter is beyond me. So boring...

Pheonix Ski

Philamina....Finnuala...Finola

Case rested!

colsers22

Wayne
Dwayne
Waynetta

Anything Wayne inspired *pukes*

b_beep

Malachy

wtf?

Niamho!

colsers22 wrote: »

Wayne
Dwayne
Waynetta

Anything Wayne inspired *pukes*

You'd imagine i'd feel the same.... anyway thats another story....

worse one i ever heard was Fenella it is DISGUSTING!!!
Ursula
Emer (Say it...its the sound of it...)
Deirbhle

Tragedy

Glorious Sunday.

No joke, thats her firstname lastname.

Wibbs

Any of those Irish names beloved of gaelgoir nazi types where both the male and the female names sound like you're hocking up a lung.

Pherekydes

Wibbs wrote: »

Any of those Irish names beloved of gaelgoir nazi types where both the male and the female names sound like you're hocking up a lung.

What's a gaelgoir [sic] nazi type?

TestTransmission

I know someone who just named their newborn "Pamela Lee" cuz,well,i think she's a fan...classssy bird

callaway92

Edith
Fanny...oh the slagging youd get growing up
Eldrick
Majella
Conan

bitemybanger

Ruth
Agnes
Lindsay
Rice
Theresa
Gretta

July

I hate the name Debbie/Deborah/Debra.

lolipops

chandler
winifred
wendy
fidelma
pamela
ruth
gertrude
verucca
princess (yes people do call their children that)


and my own name.. megan.. its so boring i just despise it..

when im older im changing my name to princess teluhlah banana hamolk
oh yeah;)

Sgt Hartman

I came across a lad called "Rodolphus" once.

"Menzies" is another hideous men's first name I've come across in my travels.

bargeman

I was at a conference and saw a guy wearing a name tag with "Majella" written on it. I thought I was doin him a favour by pointing out to him that he was wearing the wrong tag but - i was wrong.

Born to devout catholics during the "Marian" year - What p**cks of parents!!

Sorry Majella me ould cock if you are online atm!! :D:D

Tha Gopher

Slow coach wrote: »

What's a gaelgoir [sic] nazi type?

Probably referring to people who Galeigise a name that is either already Irish or is clearly of English/Nordic descent. You know, twats who re do their clearly planter name and Irish-ize it "Ui Jonstain" "for Johnson, that type of thing.

chuci

ursula
fanella
fighlem
hanna
britney (all those names teen mothers pick)
henry
debbie
shirley
micheal
anthony
Johnny

shudder my god.

Tha Gopher

Tha Gopher wrote: »

Probably referring to people who Galeigise a name that is either already Irish

s

How can you Gaelify an already Irish name?

Firetrap

When I was in school, some of the kids had awful names => Laverne, Marnie, Priscilla, Perpetua, Elton, Elvis, Bosco, Sue-Ellen, Mia, Wayne and er....Derek. And these were kids born in the 70s - we were obviously Chavs before Chavs were invented.

Grid.

More beauties...........


Camillus
Dymphna
Pius
Concillia
Cepta
Prontias
Turlough
Horace
Norbert
Cyril
Tarquin
Ignatious
Guinavere
Galadriel
Bort
Raif
Regina
Randy
Dusty
Misty
Quentin
Dolbert
Ming
Cyprian
Tristin
Noel
Corbin
Gorbal
Reggy
Manfred
Muncton
Templeton
Lucius
Linus
Virgil

Sgt Hartman

Gridlock wrote: »

More beauties...........


Camillus
Dymphna
Pius
Concillia
Cepta
Prontias
Turlough
Horace
Norbert
Cyril
Tarquin
Ignatious
Guinavere
Galadriel
Bort
Raif
Regina
Randy
Dusty
Misty
Quentin
Dolbert
Ming
Cyprian
Tristin
Noel
Corbin
Gorbal
Reggy
Manfred
Muncton
Templeton
Lucius
Linus
Virgil

Camillus and Galadriel sound like the Brides of Dracula:D

Other terrible men's names are Crispin, Dolph, Orville and Milo.

Cheeky_gal

TINA!!!!!!

Jst EW!

Wibbs

Tha Gopher wrote: »

Probably referring to people who Galeigise a name that is either already Irish or is clearly of English/Nordic descent. You know, twats who re do their clearly planter name and Irish-ize it "Ui Jonstain" "for Johnson, that type of thing.

Pretty much. Though some actual Irish names sound horrible to my ear. Blathnaid for one. "Take me now Blathnaid" doesn't really gel.

Dudess

Gridlock wrote: »

Bort

That was used for a gag on The Simpsons - it's not actually a real name! (Or is it?)

callaway92

Oh ya Bort reminds me of another name I hate....Bert or Bertie...

bargeman

Iriel
Carbury
Denzig
crawford :rolleyes:

The Chessplayer

Turtle (as a first name)

Dudess

Yeah, Rhinoceros is a fairly rotten name too.

The Chessplayer

Dudess wrote: »

Yeah, Rhinoceros is a fairly rotten name too.

Really, I know of someone who's first name is actually Turtle.

Clytus

The child who played Oscar Scully in Neighbours real name was INGO Dammer-smith

Lizzykins

Saw a kid in the list of local baptisms whose second name was Galadriel. I seem to remember it was someone from Lord of the Rings. Could have been worse though-could have called her

keen

Rita
Morris
Frank
Concepta

mc nuggets

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

Camillus and Galadriel sound like the Brides of Dracula:D

I dunno i like the name Galadrial


Any names from disney films, Cinderella, Belle, Thumbelina. All real names

comongethappy

Hmm... some names I don't like because of how they sound, some I don't like because I've meet a few pepole with the names and I have a very hard time getting on with them.

Lisa
Rebecca
Linda
Brian

Betty just doesn't sound nice to me... don't really like Francis for a boy or girl, and I'm not really into names that are words, like mentioned before with Princess, Sunshine,etc. I once knew a girl named Patience... little did her mom know she'd grow up to have none!

Cheeky_gal

comongethappy wrote: »

Rebecca

+ 1

Doodah7

Dale

That is all.

fenris

Drew Peacock

October 02 2004 at 02:47PM

A Bedford couple named their baby son Drew Peacock before realising that it sounded quite rude.
The baby’s father, Russell, said he only twigged it when he put it in an Internet search engine looking for famous namesakes, and was asked: “Do you mean Droopy C**k?”
“It was as if I’d been smacked with a right hook. I started repeating ‘Drew Peacock’ over and over again. Then I thought - what have we done?
“I went numb and couldn’t speak for two minutes. Then I couldn’t stop laughing.”
Mother Shetal Patel had also failed to spot their error despite being a registrar’s assistant, says The Sun.
She said: “I thought Russell had seen a ghost when he came away from the computer. We decided on the name a month before he was born - we both loved it straight away.”
The couple are now concerned that Drew’s name will cause him problems in later life.
Russell said: “People at work are already saying, ‘Hey, look there’s Droopy’s dad’. But we don’t want to change his name. It’s on his birth certificate and other documents.” -

JIZZLORD

Gus

syklops

Not sure of the spelling:

Dubhaltach?

Gawd!

Dont tell my gf this but I dont like her middle name: Boguslawa

Eurgh!

Princess J

Pheilim (pronounced Faylimb) for a boy, my sis was gonna call her baby this if she had a boy. I just imagined him being called Phlegm all his life . Luckily, she had a baby girl

LivingDeadGirl

Fergus
Fergal
(apologies to any boardsies with these names, just don't like 'em.)

NortSoide

Ulick McGee .......

Grid.

Godfrey , Boris , Royston, Ermintrude , Charlotte, Mordred , Jonty , Bartholemew , Nathaniel , Prudence, Morag , Cecil , Mabel , Zachary , Rufus , Barnaby , Reginald

Milton , Agnes , Adolph , Clint , Coriolanus , Boyle , Oswald , Neville , Gladston , Beryl
Cleitus , Grunhild , Herman , Gryff , Gwyneth , Enoch , Jebedee , Jethro , Shadrick , Titus

Montgomery , Laurence , Marmaduke , Hermione , Ezra , Roderick , Leopold , Eloy , Gunther
Grimwald , Geoffrey , Baldwin , Giles , Pritchard , Bartram , Murdoch , Brandreth , Sheldon

Clifford , Burgess , Trevor , Erskine , Gorston , Broughton , Percival , Grosvenor , Ebenezzer
Lionel , Digweed , Mannix , Humphrey , Penelope , Ingram , Archibald , Enid , Branford , Clyde

Menzies , Burton , Irving, Ranolph , Zacharias , Barnabas , Colston , Phineas , Thadeus , Dorian
Mildred , Roger , Clayton , Tobias , Isambard , Clement , Agnew , Rumpold , Prunella , Blake

Orson , Chastity , Lucille , Beatrix , Gladys , Cassandra, Philomena , Sybil , Condaleeza , Constance , Hyacinth , Myrtle , Theodora , Matilda , Cornelia , Virginia , Belinda , Olive , Patrice

Vera , Eleanor , Sabrina , Valerie , Geraldine , Hilda , Tiffany , Magdalena , Grainne , Gretchen,
Claudine , Charlene , Amelia , Cecelia , Sharon , Tracy , Francis , Lillian , Audrey , Avril, Cynthia

Natassha , Francine , Shirley ,Majella ,Marjorie ,Sheila ,Celine ,Ailish , Eileen ,Betty, Deirdre,Donna
Jezebell , Jacinta , Imelda ,Lorna, Tara , Denise , Johanna , Stacey , Gwen , Jolene , Pauline

Wesley , Leslie , Wayne , Dwaine , Keith , Darren , Dean , Jonathan , Bradley , Daryl , Quentin
Fintan , Raymond , Desmond ,Lee , Christian ,Derek ,Jason , Richie , Robbie, Ronan, Conan,Willie

Jono , Timo , Padjo , Alo , Robbo , Stevo , Davo , Marko ,Milo , Philo , Jonjo , Micko , Jerry , Larry , Barry , Harry , Gary , Ricky , Dickie , Mickey , Ronnie , Donnie , Johnnie , Tommy , Jimmy , Timmy.

lolipops

Gilbert
Herbert
Ronald
Rumplestiltskin

July

Gridlock wrote: »

Godfrey , Boris , Royston, Ermintrude , Charlotte, Mordred , Jonty , Bartholemew , Nathaniel , Prudence, Morag , Cecil , Mabel , Zachary , Rufus , Barnaby , Reginald

Milton , Agnes , Adolph , Clint , Coriolanus , Boyle , Oswald , Neville , Gladston , Beryl
Cleitus , Grunhild , Herman , Gryff , Gwyneth , Enoch , Jebedee , Jethro , Shadrick , Titus

Montgomery , Laurence , Marmaduke , Hermione , Ezra , Roderick , Leopold , Eloy , Gunther
Grimwald , Geoffrey , Baldwin , Giles , Pritchard , Bartram , Murdoch , Brandreth , Sheldon

Clifford , Burgess , Trevor , Erskine , Gorston , Broughton , Percival , Grosvenor , Ebenezzer
Lionel , Digweed , Mannix , Humphrey , Penelope , Ingram , Archibald , Enid , Branford , Clyde

Menzies , Burton , Irving, Ranolph , Zacharias , Barnabas , Colston , Phineas , Thadeus , Dorian
Mildred , Roger , Clayton , Tobias , Isambard , Clement , Agnew , Rumpold , Prunella , Blake

Orson , Chastity , Lucille , Beatrix , Gladys , Cassandra, Philomena , Sybil , Condaleeza , Constance , Hyacinth , Myrtle , Theodora , Matilda , Cornelia , Virginia , Belinda , Olive , Patrice

Vera , Eleanor , Sabrina , Valerie , Geraldine , Hilda , Tiffany , Magdalena , Grainne , Gretchen,
Claudine , Charlene , Amelia , Cecelia , Sharon , Tracy , Francis , Lillian , Audrey , Avril, Cynthia

Natassha , Francine , Shirley ,Majella ,Marjorie ,Sheila ,Celine ,Ailish , Eileen ,Betty, Deirdre,Donna
Jezebell , Jacinta , Imelda ,Lorna, Tara , Denise , Johanna , Stacey , Gwen , Jolene , Pauline

Wesley , Leslie , Wayne , Dwaine , Keith , Darren , Dean , Jonathan , Bradley , Daryl , Quentin
Fintan , Raymond , Desmond ,Lee , Christian ,Derek ,Jason , Richie , Robbie, Ronan, Conan,Willie

Jono , Timo , Padjo , Alo , Robbo , Stevo , Davo , Marko ,Milo , Philo , Jonjo , Micko , Jerry , Larry , Barry , Harry , Gary , Ricky , Dickie , Mickey , Ronnie , Donnie , Johnnie , Tommy , Jimmy , Timmy.

The second half of your list are pretty common names. You've probably just earned a few enemies on boards!

My name is there. Second time it has appeared in this thread. Boo hiss!

Dudess

I've always hated the name Turnip.

Grid.

July wrote: »

The second half of your list are pretty common names. You've probably just earned a few enemies on boards!

My name is there. Second time it has appeared in this thread. Boo hiss!

Yeah , dont worry about it! ,my own name is on here a few times also!!!

x Purple Pawprints x

purplengold wrote: »

I remember a nun from my convent school days, she was called Immaculata.

Ha! OMG, she probably picked that herself which makes it worse!!!