Are you a freak like me?

barneysplash

Brothers,

I'm going to come out of the closet once and for all. I am a freak.
I'm the guy who likes the women that no-one else will love.

My favourite Girls Aloud is Nicola:




Brie is my desperate housewife:




Sporty Spice makes me zig a zig ah:




Am I alone? Or is there anyone in here who feels the way I do?

admiralofthefleet

no your not alone, i always thought the ginger one from girls allowed was the hottest and mel c, well you can imagine the shapes she could get into;)


preffered her when she was like this, as i like birds with short hair

Cool_CM

Does wishing to give Sophie Ellis Bextor a poking count?

barneysplash

Cool_CM wrote: »

Does wishing to give Sophie Ellis Bextor a poking count?

It does. She's the essence of "I'd love to, but won't say it in front of the lads."

DEmeant0r

Well, my requirements for a shag is quite low, she needs:

1. A pulse
2. A vagina

That is all.

Cool_CM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

no your not alone, i always thought the ginger one from girls allowed was the hottest and mel c, well you can imagine the shapes she could get into;)


preffered her when she was like this, as i like birds with short hair

I can safely say i'll be having recurring nightmares about that photo until I reach the grave

Jesus Wept

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

no your not alone, i always thought the ginger one from girls allowed was the hottest and mel c, well you can imagine the shapes she could get into;)


preffered her when she was like this, as i like birds with short hair

I'd rather not.

admiralofthefleet

yes i am a freak


lily allen anyone?, i would love to go on the piss with her dad

Cool_CM

I'd stick my cöck in Lilly Allen's mouth to stop her from singing but thats about it.
Think Maxim did a thing about this a bit ago, the caption was something along the lines of "Like a car crash, you oggle but know you shouldn't".

Gaspode

I'm certainly a freak. I always had a hankering for the main in the Brady Bunch TV show................

DEmeant0r

Yes I'm a closet Lilly Allen lover. The fact that she's a Fulham supporter also helps

AckwelFoley

DEmeant0r wrote: »

Well, my requirements for a shag is quite low, she needs:

1. A pulse
2. A vagina

That is all.

a mere vagina will do me. Pulse is optional

zuchum

Nicola's my favourite too!!!

although,the other 2...thats just weeeird

AlmightyCushion

snyper wrote: »

a mere vagina will do me. Pulse is optional

I'd prefer to leave the pulse. It means less cuddling afterwards.

Dr Strange

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Definite Freak

shqipshume

HAHAHAHAHAHA now i know why am single u guys have weird taste :eek::D

Kazobel

For girls:

Sophie Ellis Bextor:



Tori Amos:



For men(sorry lads):

Gil Grisham:



Horatio Cane:



FYI it's not really the looks so therefor not the actor, there's just something about the characters they play that is sooooo sexy, I think it's the protectiveness

***think I'll head over to the ladies lounge and see if it's just me***

barneysplash

Another confession... ooooh Cynthia, say the word and I shall be healed.



There seems to be a lot of Redheads in this thread. Not a complaint, I love ginger freaks. Everyone else goes
for the blondes, or brunettes, so more for me

Zaph

WTF is wrong with you people? Allow me to restore some proper order to this thread:

Girls Aloud - any one of the following








Desperate Houswife




Spice Girl - if you must

Wisesmurf

Kimberley be my number girl aloud....Not the most obviously attractive but mmmmmmm..

Julia Stiles anyone...

Zaph

Wisesmurf wrote: »

Julia Stiles anyone...

Not an obvious one but I wouldn't say no

Wisesmurf

zaph wrote: »

Not an obvious one but I wouldn't say no

I have from reliable sources that shes a redhead naturally.

Zaph

Wisesmurf wrote: »

I have from reliable sources that shes a redhead naturally.

I've nothing against redheads in general, just the ones posted in this thread.

Tom Dunne

Wisesmurf wrote: »

I have from reliable sources that shes a redhead naturally.

So the purse matches the handbag?

Pigman II

Yes to DesperateHousewifeRedhead and JuliaStiles.

barneysplash

Tom Dunne wrote: »

So the purse matches the handbag?

Nice to see collar and cuffs co-ordinated:D

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admiralofthefleet wrote: »

lily allen anyone?, i would love to go on the piss with her dad

Your damn right, I'd take Lily Allen to the boneyard for sure.

barneysplash wrote: »

Brie is my desperate housewife:

Definitely, although Teri Hatcher is also deadly. Mmmm, Lois Lane.

barneysplash wrote: »

Am I alone? Or is there anyone in here who feels the way I do?

You're not alone.

My very own secret is really quite shocking I think.

Claire from Coronation Street.

I'd love an evening with her.

Tom Dunne

DesF wrote: »

Claire from Coronation Street.

I'd love an evening with her.

Oh yes, hot stuff. Throw Deirdre into the mix and we have an evening in heaven.

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Tom Dunne wrote: »

Oh yes, hot stuff. Throw Deirdre into the mix and we have an evening in heaven.

Deirdre has an ET neck.


:eek::eek::eek:

Corrie on BGRH? Dammit Brother Tom, what's going on.

More sexeh wimmins plz.

This is why I sometimes watch Corrie tbh.

Tom Dunne

DesF wrote: »

Corrie on BGRH? Dammit Brother Tom, what's going on.

More sexeh wimmins plz.

Are you saying Deirdre is not sexy?

She is, in a certain light. That would be no light. As for that boney neck.....hmmmmmmm.

Remember the title of this thread - sexy wimmins have no place here.

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Tom Dunne wrote: »

Are you saying Deirdre is not sexy?

Yes, yes I am.

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Remember the title of this thread - sexy wimmins have no place here.

I shouldn't have posted Claire then

Steyr

Screw Yall, its gotta be Pamela Anderson. Ooooh fake funbags!!

Jimbo

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Oh yes, hot stuff. Throw Deirdre into the mix and we have an evening in heaven.

Your all freaks. This is the ONLY reason to watch corrie:

Dr Strange

DesF wrote: »

My very own secret is really quite shocking I think.

Claire from Coronation Street.

I'd love an evening with her.

Oh yes. Nice one.

Fajitas!

Wisesmurf wrote: »

Julia Stiles anyone...

At last, someone to agree with me!


Oh, and red heads =

Will

Im quite partial to women with tattoos and/or piercings... i think i beat you all

im not talking about the ones with the lower back tattoos or the monroe piercings (beauty spot piercings)

edit: red heads too

Steyr

jimbo78 wrote: »

Your all freaks. This is the ONLY reason to watch corrie:

meh small chest, such a disappointment.

Pigman II

Tatoos are ok as long as it isn't a tramp-stamp.

barneysplash

As much as I like Pamela etc. Let's keep this thread freaky:



Laura Innes aka ER's Dr. Carrie Weaver, I'd show her a swelling she could treat.:)

Jimbo

barneysplash wrote: »

As much as I like Pamela etc. Let's keep this thread freaky:



Laura Innes aka ER's Dr. Carrie Weaver, I'd show her a swelling she could treat.:)

I heard she was a carpet muncher

Will

oh yes!

Jimbo

Is Kat Von D unconventional enough to be added to the list? I'm not into tats BTW, but theres something about her..

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What about the bould Biddy?



Many's a Sunday night I spent watching Glenroe, watching Biddy.

Well holy god :eek:

Jimbo

DesF wrote: »

What about the bould Biddy?



Many's a Sunday night I spent watching Glenroe, watching Biddy.

Well holy god :eek:

Yea younger Biddy was hot. She was always to good for Miley, the Jamdog

Ruu_Old

They all have lovely bottoms but the younger Anne Doyle deserves a mention. :eek:

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Fair play Ruu, consistent as ever.

moco

Jesus this is a scary thread:eek:

Zaph

I have to agree. I'm starting to worry about some of the Brothers.

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zaph wrote: »

I have to agree. I'm starting to worry about some of the Brothers.

Brother zaph.

It's all well and good looking at the absolute stunners and whathaveyou, but the girls who aren't "classically" beautiful deserve a chance too.

I mean, come on. Is there a woman in this thread who you'd kick out of bed? Seriously?

Fajitas!

DesF wrote: »

I mean, come on. Is there a woman in this thread who you'd kick out of bed? Seriously?

/is waiting for a pic of Amy Winehouse...

Cool_CM

You mean like this one?
For the record I wouldn`t!