Condoms

rocky25

A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, 'What size condoms?' The customer replied that he didn't
know.
She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over
the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5.'
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of
us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told
the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She
asked him to drop his trousers. He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box
of medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had
seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact
with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the till he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to
drop his trousers and he did.
She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked
up the intercom and said...

(you'll love this one...................)

'Mop and bucket, Till 5'

Toots

ROFL!!! good one!

threebeards

Excellent