Would you rather...

Fremen

My friends and I used to play a game to pass the time when we were travelling. I guess a lot of you have probably heard of it: you're given two awful alternatives and you have to pick the one you'd prefer.

For instance:

Would you rather have feathers or scales?
Would you rather have eyebrows that covered half your forehead or no eyebrows at all?
Would you rather be gay or blind in one eye? (Or straight or blind in one eye, depending which way you swing)
Would you rather jack off two male dogs, or ehh... digitally penetrate one female dog?


Feel free to add any suggestions.

LovelyTom

would you rather eat poop or puke?

Crumble Froo

aww... do we not actually get to play?!

edit, im procrastinating, so will play anyway...

Would you rather have feathers or scales? - feathers. hehe, think of all the touching
Would you rather have eyebrows that covered half your forehead or no eyebrows at all? - none, and i could pencil them on in different colours every day.
Would you rather be gay or blind in one eye? (Or straight or blind in one eye, depending which way you swing) - gay, defo.
Would you rather jack off two male dogs, or ehh... digitally penetrate one female dog? - ehmmm... the first one?

Fremen

Well, one would usually follow the other...
Puking sounds good to me.

As for my ones,
Scales
No eyebrows
Gay
Jack off two dogs

GLaDOS

Fremen wrote: »

Would you rather be gay or blind in one eye?

Are we talking about actually being gay, or having to do something gay, eg. anally ravaged. Because if it's the former it wouldn't really be bad.

slipss

Fremen wrote: »

Would you rather have feathers or scales?
Would you rather have eyebrows that covered half your forehead or no eyebrows at all?
Would you rather be gay or blind in one eye? (Or straight or blind in one eye, depending which way you swing)
Would you rather jack off two male dogs, or ehh... digitally penetrate one female dog?

Feathers
No eyebrows at all
Blind in one eye
Digitally penetrate?.....(as opposed to analogue penetration?)

Fremen

Are we talking about actually being gay, or having to do something gay, eg. anally ravaged. Because if it's the former it wouldn't really be bad.

I was talking about actually being gay, but making the decision from the point of view of a straight guy, or vice-versa.

Essentially, flipping over to the "other side", whatever side you're on.

Digitally penetrate?.....(as opposed to analogue penetration?)

Ehh... stick yer finger in a dog. All the way up to the knuckle.

Wisesmurf

slipss wrote: »

Digitally penetrate?.....(as opposed to analogue penetration?)

Im sure the op means digitally penetrate as in penetrate with one of your digits.

bah too fast for me fremen

thefinalstage

Usually in this game the original questions are answeared than the person who answears asked one more question and so on.

TPD

Digital penetration over jacking off any day, over much quicker and only one hand gets derty.

Wisesmurf

thelastangryman wrote: »

Usually in this game the original questions are answeared than the person who answears asked one more question and so on.

Kinda the inverse of the 'I have never' game.....

GLaDOS

Fremen wrote: »

Essentially, flipping over to the "other side", whatever side you're on.

Gay all the way then It's not like life would be bad or anything

slipss

Ahh I see, well then that would depend on the particular dogs willingness to accomadate me, If there was two male dogs up for option one and a female dog up for option two I think i'd have to go with option two.

floydmoon1

andy millman plays this game alot with his female friend(cant think of her name) in extras.

would you rather have one hand or one leg?

slipss

floydmoon1 wrote: »

would you rather have one hand or one leg?

No

floydmoon1

no is not an option.(maggie is her name.)

Fremen

Easy: one leg.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to jerk off two dogs.

demanufactured

I am blind in one eye (left one)


BTW stupid thread lol.

watna

We used to play this at lunchtime in school. Some of the options were pretty disgusting, especially as we were all girls. We always had two choices (e.g. - a very tame one! - would you rather eat rancid butter or have sex with the princiapal) but we always had an unsaid third option which was "to melt your own face", this could be said if both other options were so hideous you would
have no choice but to melt your own face....

I think we need this option here!

FunkZ

thelastangryman wrote: »

Usually in this game the original questions are answeared than the person who answears asked one more question and so on.

Yeah this thread needs a fixing :rolleyes:

Plug

LovelyTom wrote: »

would you rather eat poop or puke?

I'd do the two.
2 boys and 1 cup

boneless

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Toots

Plug wrote: »

I'd do the two.
2 boys and 1 cup

There's a gap in the market for that:p

Reku

Fremen wrote: »

My friends and I used to play a game to pass the time when we were travelling. I guess a lot of you have probably heard of it: you're given two awful alternatives and you have to pick the one you'd prefer.

For instance:

Would you rather have feathers or scales?
Would you rather have eyebrows that covered half your forehead or no eyebrows at all?
Would you rather be gay or blind in one eye? (Or straight or blind in one eye, depending which way you swing)
Would you rather jack off two male dogs, or ehh... digitally penetrate one female dog?


Feel free to add any suggestions.

Scales, AFAIK, scaled creatures are less prone to skin parasites than feathered.
No eyebrows.
Blind in one eye, the artificial eye technology is coming along well in recent years (is it worrying that I've considered getting an eye replaced when the technology has fully matured?:().
Think probably the later, digitally penetrate one female dog, as long as a glove was allowed followed by rather vigourous scrubbing of said finger.

LovelyTom wrote: »

would you rather eat poop or puke?

I'd rather puke, since odds are I'd end up doing that anyway if I ate poop, if not due to the grossness, due to the bacteria in the poop. (know it's not what you mean but , teach you to be more precise in future:D)

BraziliaNZ

We had one recently watching the RWC. As a bloke, would you rather make passionate gay love to Gavin Henson or Johnny Wilkinson? And if you don't answer you get raped by Chabal

I chose Johnny he doesn't irritate me like Henson

barryfitz

Would you rather suck a boil or eat a mug of snots?

thefinalstage

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

We had one recently watching the RWC. As a bloke, would you rather make passionate gay love to Gavin Henson or Johnny Wilkinson? And if you don't answer you get raped by Chabal

I chose Johnny he doesn't irritate me like Henson

I would merely sit on my arse holding a knife.

BraziliaNZ

That is not an option so I assume you're going with the Chabal raping then?

kev_s88

would you rather be brutally ravaged every day for a month by some sort of savage beast, or do the deed with everyone in your immediate family???

togster

kev_s88 wrote: »

would you rather be brutally ravaged every day for a month by some sort of savage beast, or do the deed with everyone in your immediate family???

do the deed with everyone in my immediate family.

Would you rather have sex with that gyrating orangatan or a midget pre-op trannie??

Femelade

Me and my brother do this sometimes...
My fav one of his is:

would you rather get more stupid everyday, or uglier everyday.?

Crazy Christ

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

kev_s88

togster wrote: »

Would you rather have sex with that gyrating orangatan or a midget pre-op trannie??

Pre-op midget tranny

Femmy wrote: »

would you rather get more stupid everyday, or uglier everyday.?

Uglier

Crazy Christ wrote: »

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

deaf

WindSock

Crazy Christ wrote: »

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

I used to think deaf, but I hear it makes you very lonely, so i don't know.


Would you rather have Aids or Hep C?

vestanpance

Would you rather have a pin stuck in your eye or your testicle?

WindSock

Testicle.

Would you rather be a roof or a floor?

togster

WindSock wrote: »

Would you rather be a roof or a floor?

A floor.

Would you rather shag a sheep or a goat?

Dun laoire

For the lads


Yore MA or Yore Nanny? :eek:

Crazy Christ

My nanny because she is just a skeleton. It would be like having s.ex with a bag of dusty chicken wings

kev_s88

aww man thats so nasty.

i think i just got sick a little

Crazy Christ

Not my fault; the question arose and I tackled it like Niall Quinn tackling a bag full of midgets

Dun laoire

Crazy Christ wrote: »

My nanny because she is just a skeleton. It would be like having s.ex with a bag of dusty chicken wings

Brilliant answer man. Haha

johnp

TPD wrote: »

Digital penetration over jacking off any day, over much quicker and only one hand gets derty.

Sounds like you'd be getting very involved

arybvtcw0eolkf

Would you rather live a thousend year's as a butterfly, or soar like an eagle for a day?.

Overheal

would you rather lose your genitalia or be gang raped.

watna

Mairt wrote: »

Would you rather live a thousend year's as a butterfly, or soar like an eagle for a day?.

Soar like an eagle for the day.... that's be awesome. Butterflies are for girls! (yes I know, I'm a girl!)

If you had to be a piece of office staionary and live on my desk (forever!) would you rather be a stapler or a hole puncher?

Overheal

watna wrote: »

Soar like an eagle for the day.... that's be awesome. Butterflies are for girls! (yes I know, I'm a girl!)

If you had to be a piece of office staionary and live on my desk (forever!) would you rather be a stapler or a hole puncher?

Stapler: I have more chance of being used as a weapon or a sex toy. Possibly both in the same day.

So lets play the game and I've answered so heres my question NOW CARRY ON PEOPLE: would you rather eat poo or be raped.

markk06

Poo.


Would you rather watch your parents having sex or have your parents watching you?

Jesus Wept

Mairt wrote: »

Would you rather live a thousend year's as a butterfly, or soar like an eagle for a day?.

That is the single gheyist thing I've ever read on boards.

Overheal

markk06 wrote: »

Poo.


Would you rather watch your parents having sex or have your parents watching you?

if my parents are your parents then yes cos your mom is hot. else let them watch me I'll just use viagra or something to stop me from going completely dead

Would you rather listen to your room mate have sex in the next room or listen to your land lady have sex in the next room

arybvtcw0eolkf

The-Rigger wrote: »

That is the single gheyist thing I've ever read on boards.

But ya gotta to admit, 'tis a good one!.

Me, I'd rather be the eagle.