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The Gates Of Heaven

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  • 12-01-2008 1:37pm
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    rocky25
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    As you know St.Peter guards the gates of heaven.
    One day he needed to pee, so he asked Jesus to guard the gates for a while.
    Jesus being a very kind and willing man said he would.
    After a while a man appeared and started to walk towards Jesus.
    When the man got to the gates Jesus thought he looked very familiar.
    He was on old man with a beard.
    Jesus asked "I don't mean to be nosey sir, but did you have any children?"
    The man replies-"Yes, one son, but he died; he had nails put through him."
    Jesus says-"Father?"
    The man says-"Pinocchio?”


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