Putting your foot in it

Toots

A young man who had just gotten married was spending his wedding night with his new wife in a posh hotel. It was to be the first time that he'd ever had sex with her, in fact he'd never even seen her naked before.

As they were both getting undressed, he noticed that she had very large breasts and complimented her on them. Unfortunately his new wife had always had a bit of a complex about them and got very upset about this, so much so that she sent him out to the corridor with a blanket to sleep. The man wasn't too happy about this, but didn't want to upset her any further so he did as he was told.

Just as he was drifting off to sleep, another man came out into the corridor to join him. The first man asked the second one why he was out in the corridor too. The second guy went on to explain that he too was spending his first night with his new wife and had never seen her body before. As she was undressing, he exclaimed out loud what an absolutely enormous backside she had. She had been decidedly unimpressed by this and had ordered him out to sleep in the corridor.

Before long, jilted honeymooner number three sauntered sulkily out to join the other two. 'What's wrong with you?' asked the first guy, 'Did you put your foot in it aswell?'

'No,' replied the third, 'but I bloody well could have!'

GLaDOS

hehehe

Ro: maaan!

Excellent stuff.

tman

Very good:D

rocky25

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Your on fire today:)