Polish girls are cold

wil · 13-01-2008 5:04am #1

My neighbours are Polish girls.
A few days ago their central heating started giving trouble and finally stopped working. So now they are cold, in fact freezing as the last few nights have been a bit chilly. Also as they were in Poland over Christmas and it was -7degreesC, this goes completely against the boardsy illusion that all Polish girls have even mildly elevated temperatures. Apart from the odd dose of head or chest cold as experienced by many here, irrespective of race or gender, they rarely exceed the commonly accepted norm of 98.4 to 98.6 degrees. So naturally I dont agree that all Polish girls are hot.

Enough of the 'on the verge of spontaneous combustion' speculation about our Polish sistern, and please think of those poor girls shivering in their unheated abode.

tman · 13-01-2008 5:09am

I can think of a few ways to warm them up...

Feelgood · 13-01-2008 5:09am

tman wrote: »

I can think of a few ways to warm them up...

Supersers....

IamBeowulf · 13-01-2008 5:17am

I bet some healthy Irish meat in their gobs would keep them healthy and warm

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV · 13-01-2008 5:36am

indeed

Rb · 13-01-2008 6:26am

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV wrote: »

maybe YORE MA can warm them up

Horrific and banworthy.

Beelzebub · 13-01-2008 7:08am

They need a bit of Irish in them alright, whiskey that is.

Terry · 13-01-2008 7:13am

I get jokes.

tman · 13-01-2008 7:21am

I bet your ban finger is itching for some action right about now, Terry:p

Terry · 13-01-2008 7:32am

tman wrote: »

I bet your ban finger is itching for some action right about now, Terry:p

You have no idea.
There are a couple of threads here that would not have gotten past the first post under my reign, let alone half the crap in this thread.

SimpleSam06 · 13-01-2008 9:59am

Terry wrote: »

You have no idea.
There are a couple of threads here that would not have gotten past the first post under my reign, let alone half the crap in this thread.

Eppur si muove, baby. I, for one, welcome our newly tolerant and easy on the banstick overlords. Oh yes and on-topic, giggidy.

connundrum · 13-01-2008 1:05pm

Terry wrote: »

You have no idea.
There are a couple of threads here that would not have gotten past the first post under my reign, let alone half the crap in this thread.

You should come back out of retirement and take on a Gay Byrne type consultancy role, where you give press conferences telling the Irish population how disappointed you are in their actions. Not angry, just disappointed.

That'll get the posting back on track.

Oh and Polish girls are not hot. Fact.

faceman · 13-01-2008 1:15pm

Actually regardless of the exterior temperature, the human body tries to regulate your body temperature to keep it within the same boundries.

Experiment you can try at home:
Get into a bath of cold water. It doesnt have to be freezing, bit cool enough that its not pleasant. After a while you will see how you body adopts to the cold! Its not magic, its just science bollocks!

Alternatively, get into a bath with a female of any nationality! Have sex! Yay!

Lockstep · 13-01-2008 1:20pm

In before the lock.

13-01-2008 1:35pm

They're all the same temperature on the inside

giggidy.

Dudess · 13-01-2008 1:42pm

Terry wrote: »

You have no idea.
There are a couple of threads here that would not have gotten past the first post under my reign, let alone half the crap in this thread.

Suggestion noted. Ah I'm cautious with my power at the moment, but give it time...

Polish girls are cold

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