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Sgt. Major

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  • 13-01-2008 12:41pm
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    Hagar
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    A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

    She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
    Is something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature."

    "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
    like you have seen a lot of action."

    The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
    know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."

    She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
    everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand
    and,led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several
    times.

    Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
    said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

    The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,
    "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."


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    Toots
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    quality!


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    rocky25
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    5STARS.gif


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    Stabshauptmann
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    rocky25 wrote: »
    5STARS.gif
    Twas a good joke alright, but can you not distinguish between jokes. Not every good joke is 5 stars. All of the last few you've read you just gave 5 stars to. Surely one was better than the rest?


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    rocky25
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    Kaptain Redeye wrote: »
    Twas a good joke alright, but can you not distinguish between jokes. Not every good joke is 5 stars. All of the last few you've read you just gave 5 stars to. Surely one was better than the rest?

    The thread rating is for individuals to rate a post as they see fit.
    I can rate a post whatever I want, that is what the thread rating is for.
    There is nothing in the charter to say different.
    So if I rate a post 5 stars, it’s no one else’s business but my own.


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    Hagar
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    All my jokes are five star jokes, except the crap ones. :D


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    Oman
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    Hagar wrote: »
    All my jokes are five star jokes, except the crap ones. :D

    well duh


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    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Kaptain Redeye wrote: »
    Twas a good joke alright, but can you not distinguish between jokes. Not every good joke is 5 stars. All of the last few you've read you just gave 5 stars to. Surely one was better than the rest?

    I agree, star abuse makes baby Jesus cry...


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    [Deleted User]
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    good one:D


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Kaptain Redeye wrote: »
    Twas a good joke alright, but can you not distinguish between jokes. Not every good joke is 5 stars. All of the last few you've read you just gave 5 stars to. Surely one was better than the rest?

    I've noticed a lot of 5 star jokes lately as well, so for balance people can always rate the thread lower if they don't think it's that good.

    PS. I think this joke is excellent.


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